I don't own Zelda... Or Naruto... I do mention it...
Hyrule:
Year 2008
The sound of an alarm clock broke through the morning silence. Link let out a sigh that was soon followed by a long yawn. His eyes flicked towards the clock, it read six in the morning, he growled then slammed his hand on the annoying piece of technology, silencing it's shrilly cries. I'm going to kill Kai for setting it this early. He sat up and stretched, working the grogginess from his mind. Kai chose that moment to run into the room.
"Come on hero! Time to get up! We can't be late for our first day of high school!" The shadow happily bounced over to the dresser and picked out an outfit. "Here, you'll look really sexy in this."
Link stared flatly at him. "You are very... Hyper this morning."He commented as he got out of bed, grabbing his clothes on the way to the bathroom.
Crimson eyes sparkled with amusement. "Well this is the first time we'll be interacting closely with these humans."
After the two had wondered across the world, they had decided to return to Hyrule after a 5000 year absence. Being quite wealthy, due to the fact that they had to take up jobs in order to survive the modern world, they had bought a fairly large house to live in, needing the space so they wouldn't have to interact with each other that much.
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Ok maybe a mansion would better fit the word 'large'. Kai had also suggested they get a car, so they wouldn't have to take the bus, of course it was the most expensive car the shadow could find. Link didn't really care.
Kai sat at Link's computer desk, spinning around in the chair as he waited for his 'brother' to get out of the shower. They would have to pose as twin brothers, which wasn't hard seeing as they were that close anyways. "Hurry up Link... I'm getting bored..." He heard the elf give a responsive grumble, making Kai laugh quietly.
"Seriously it's not even seven, I really prefer the crabby emotionless shadow... You're getting pretty good at faking emotions." He stepped back into the room wearing snug blue jeans, not too snug, and a white dress shirt.
Kai cat called him. "Looking good..." He winked at Link making the hero sigh crossly. "And I'm not that crabby." He was wearing Black jeans and a plain black T-shirt that had 'Nyan' written on it in white.
"Yeah, what ever... Let's go and get something to eat while we're waiting for school to start." Link grabbed the keys off the desk and walked toward the stairs.
Kai followed closely behind him. "Sure! I vote for subway."
After eating the breakfast thingies at subway, it was around eight. Kai pushed Link toward the sexy sleek car that was theirs. "We should go to school early so we can find all of our classes."
"Kai, did anyone ever tell you you're a pain in the ass?" Link asked as he slid into the drivers seat.
Kai jumped in beside him smirking. "Yeah this one guy did the day after we totally got it on the night before, he said-"
"Ok! That's quite enough information!" Link had slapped a hand over the shadows mouth to shut him up. After he dubbed it safe to let Kai speak again, he removed it. "How can you talk about that stuff so openly?" He turned the key in the ignition and pulled onto the road, a slight blush dusting his cheeks.
"Maybe it's because you're still a virgin, and I'm not." This time the shadow broke out in a loud laugh as the blush on the elf's cheeks got darker.
"I. Am. Not. A. Virgin." But the look on his face said otherwise.
"Sure, sure hero. Who knows? You might be able to fix that if you find a girl at school." Like I would let that happen... "That happens a lot in movies. Speaking of movies..." He laughed again.
"What's so funny Shadow?" Link glared at him.
"It's nothing... Just that movie the 40 year old virgin... You're like the 5017 year old virgin."
"Oh ha ha." Link glared out the window, scaring some poor old lady who had pulled up beside them and happen to peer over at them, Link ignored her. "Look there's the school." He pointed towards the very formidable looking building that stood in front of them.
Kai's eyes almost popped out of his head. "Holy shit! That's way bigger then what I imagined it! It's like the size of old Hyrule castle."
Link pulled the car in to one of the student parking lot spaces and turned the car off. "Look at the sign, it says... Hyrule High..." I can feel I migraine coming on...
Kai coughed trying to hide a laugh. "How original... Well, let's go."
They walked up to the school, a greying brown haired man who looked to be his early forties greeted them. "Hey kids! My name's Mr. Foster, I'm the principal. Your homeroom number is posted on one of the papers in the window beside your name, your home room teacher will give you your schedule for first semester classes." He gave then a warm smile and gestured towards the windows where the papers were posted.
Link nodded his head. "Thank you very much Sir."
Kai was already over at the window, checking the list for his name. 'Kaiten Savior, Rm: 1014 KKS10' "What's KKS10?"
Mr. Foster pointed to the class translations page above them. "Kokiri studies 10, so you're both brothers in grade 10 eh?"
Kai shrugged. "Yeah I guess... What's your homeroom class Link?"
The hero sighed in relief. "Same class, come on, let's go meet the teacher." He grabbed hold of Kai's T-shirt and pulled him along.
It took them a half an hour to find the class room, the school was huge. Three stories, each section built to hold certain types of classes, the maths, the sciences and the arts. Kokiri studies was on the second floor with the English classes, and by the time they arrived in the class room, it was five minutes before class.
The teacher didn't even look up when the two boys walked in. "Take a seat where ever you like boys." She said in a high pitched, but pleasantly soft voice.
Link moved to sit front row centre, and took out the binders he had brought with him in his backpack.
Kai sighed and took seat beside him, also pulling out his binders. So Link's gonna be the nerdy type eh? It was then that he noticed the teacher staring at them with wide eyes. "Is something wrong Mrs..."
"It's Mrs. Thompson, sorry, I've just never seen a grade ten boy walk into a class room and immediately pull out his binder, it surprised me." She smiled revealing perfectly white and even teeth. "I can tell I'm going to like you boys."
Kai laughed nervously. "Um, Ok then!" He turned back to his paper and wrote the date down.
The first bell rang, the awkward moment came to an end. Out of the corner of his eye, Kai could see Link grinning at him. He gave a glare that clearly read 'shut the hell up' and turned his attention to the door where people were now filing in.
A boy walked in, you could tell almost immediately that he was the comic relief in the class, this was proven true as the teacher giggled and said. "Hello Dave, are you back for another year?"
The boy named Dave took the seat in the very back of the class room and sat down slouched. "Yeah Miss, I just couldn't handle the thought of going through a whole year without seeing your pretty face." He smirked, challenging her.
"Oh! I see you can now speak a whole sentence now! And it even makes sense!"
Some students that had just walked in laughed. Link had a confused look plastered on his face, Kai laughed and pointed a finger at him.
A group of girls that had just walked in, stopped short when they spotted the twins at the front of the class.
Link sighed and rubbed his temples. "Oh great.. The generic fan girls."
They took the seats that were the closest to Link and Kai, then sat there talking in quiet whispers and giggles.
Kai began to think. Ok... I can either be the really popular guy who all the girls swarm around, or I can be the emo guy who just ignores them and still gets attention, it's a win, win, situation. The emo thing worked well for the Sasuke dude in that anime show, but look where he ended up...So that leaves.
He turned to the girls, Link sent him a warning glance but he ignored it. "Hello ladies. My name is Kaiten... Kai for short, it is very nice to meet you..." He made sure emphasized certain words at just the right time.
All the girls blinked twice, then fainted foaming at the mouth.
Mrs. Thompson stood up and walked to the front of the class. "Now, now Kai... No dazzling the girls."
Kai turned to look at her quickly. "Ho-how did you know my name?"
She gave him a sympathetic look. "Sweetheart... You just said it out loud."
Kai banged his head against the table.
The class laughed.
The second bell rang, announcing the starting of class. Mrs. Thompson was about to start her famous 'beginning of the school year' speech, when a voice called out. "Wait!"
And that's when she walked in.
xD Ok.. I know their last name is weird, but it was the only thing I could think of... And if your wondering, which you probably aren't, but I'm going to say it anyways... I m strongly basing this fic off my first year in high school! Well sort of... The names are different...
