Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Sharknado or Bob's Burgers.
Misao found them drunkenly happy making fun of Sanosuke.
"Misao! Kennyshin is thhrowing a party do you wanna ditch this place and go?" Kaoru slurred.
Misao found herself smiling a little too happily. "Looks like I'm gonna pass, Aoshi wants to hang out at his place," she replied intentionally leaving out the fact that he invited everybody.
Megumi smirked, "use a condom! Or not!" She said with a wink.
Rooster nudged her, "don't get knocked up Weasel!" He said just as Aoshi approached them with a raised eyebrow.
He obviously heard Fox and Roosters comments. Misao glowered at the two loud mouths.
"See you two later!" Kaoru exclaimed while dragging Megumi and Sanosuke towards the parking lot. Misao waved them off while heading back inside to pay her tab.
Aoshi put a hand on her shoulder, "I paid your tab," he said.
Misao sighed, "they just skipped out on their bill, I'll go pay it."
Every time she went to a bar with them they would do this. She always paid for these outings but never bothered telling them. They were some stupid drunks. Misao and Aoshi went inside and waited at the bar for Hannya.
"They did it again, huh?" Hannya asked when he finished his rounds.
"What else would you expect? They forget there's an economic system in the works whenever they drink," Misao said in exasperation.
"I'll let it slide this time," he said.
"You're such a doll!" She exclaimed.
"Don't worry I'll make them pay up before they get their drinks from now on," he said darkly.
"Have a goodnight Hannya!" Misao said noticing the customers hollering for his attention. Misao and Aoshi made their way to the parking lot in silence.
"So I'll meet you at your place?" Misao questioned curtly.
"I can meet you at your place if you'd like. I need to pick up mixers," Aoshi replied.
"203 I'll see you there!" Misao screamed as she ran towards her lime green Mazda Miata. Aoshi got into his 2013 Mercedes Benz and raced off to the grocery store next to the apartments. He couldn't help but think he was going to do something shameful with this girl. It felt so right to him though. Makimachi always intrigued him.
He grabbed various juices and cocktail mixes and headed towards the check out. As he rounded the corner of the aisle a pack of condoms caught his eye. He spent a good five minutes contemplating them before he decided to skip out on them all together.
Misao went inside her one bedroom apartment to check on her babies. She mentally slapped herself for forgetting to put their heat laps on. Cold blooded animals get extra feisty when neglected. She decided to change into something more comfortable since she was probably going to spend the rest of the night wasted. She took off her dress and contemplated putting on a cute pair of underwear and a matching bra. Rummaging through her dresser she found a matching black and baby blue striped set. She put on a pair of black yoga pants and a vintage Bobby Darin sweater she found on eBay. A knock on the door interrupted any other changes she would make to herself. "Coming!" She hollered before reaching her door.
Aoshi stood outside patiently with two reusable shopping bags. Misao grabbed one from him before locking her for behind her. "Your a fan of American classics I see," Aoshi commented.
Misao beamed, "I would've married him if I was alive in his generation."
Aoshi laughed, "I think Sandra Dee was a perfect match for him," he said.
Misao couldn't believe how perfect he was. Bobby Darin was way ahead of his time even though he was ten years older than her, not to mention a separate nation. When they went inside his apartment Misao almost face planted as her jaw dropped in awe. His apartment was luxurious and sleek. There was a black L couch taking up the far right wall complimented by a black and white checkered coffee table a few feet shorter than the length of the couch. He also had a projector connected to his PS4 facing the completely bare white wall across the couch. Misao was beyond excited.
Aoshi chuckled when he noticed how speechless Misao was by the set up. "Would you like me to make you a drink?" He asked while going around the sleek marble bar separating the kitchen from the living room.
"I'm going to snoop through your liquor cabinet first," she replied while following him into the kitchen. Aoshi motioned towards a cabinet next to the pantry.
Misao shrieked when she opened it. He could open a bar with his collection. She grabbed various bottles and placed them on the kitchen island in the center of the room. "Let's take shots of Makers Mark(whiskey) first!" She exclaimed.
Aoshi grabbed the bottle and two shot glasses before making his way to the couch. "Do you need a chaser Misao?"
She laughed. "Oh no Whiskey is my favored flavor," she gleamed as she took a seat next to him.
They both swallowed three shots before Aoshi decided to impress her with his projector and monster stereo system that was conveniently hidden in the coffee table. He turned on Netflix before offering Misao the controller. As she scrolled through her options she found the perfect movie; Sharknado.
"Aoshi?" She asked feigning innocence.
"Yes Misao?" He answered suspiciously.
"Do you smoke marijuana?" She shot back.
"Are you offering?" He asked while pulling out a ROAR bong from the side of the couch.
Misao gasped at the sight of such a beauty. Aoshi handed her the bowl piece as she packed it while sprinkling keef on top. "This strain is called Alaskan Thunder Fuck," she told him while passing the piece back.
Aoshi was happy for a new herb connection. He led her to the sliding glass door in the back of the hallway. Misao was envious when she realized he had a balcony and she didn't.
As they went out Misao grabbed a lighter off the table in the back and passed it to him, signaling that he could have the green hit.
Aoshi filled up the bong as Misao watched in awe as the clear glass turned blue when touched by smoke. It reverted back to clear when Aoshi inhaled all of the smoke. Misao hit the bong next without the lighter seeing as the bowl was still lit from Aoshi. After passing it back and forth a few times Misao felt satisfied and went back to the leather couch. Misao started Sharknado when Aoshi sat down rather close to her.
"What the Fuck am I watching?" Aoshi whispered.
"A great fucking movie," was Misaos instant reply.
"Are you hungry?" Aoshi asked.
"Do you have any veggies and ranch?" Misao asked unable to tear her eyes from the terrible B movie as the sharks arrived to the beach. Surprisingly when high all Misao can stomach is vegetables and fruit.
Aoshi grabbed various vegetables and set them up on a cutting board. He chopped carrots, celery and cucumbers. After arranging them on a dish with ranch in the center he returned to the couch.
Misao laughed loudly. "Please explain to me why they are driving away from the sharks but everyone else is driving towards it normal speed limit!" Misao hiccupped.
"This movie is horrendously low budget. Poor Tara Reid!" Aoshi replied.
Misao grabbed a cucumber slice not bothering with ranch and popped it in her mouth. After chewing slowly she burst out laughing at the liquor store scene.
"Aoshi? Aoshi? Do you see this right now?" She exclaimed hysterically.
"You mean the various customers taking their time and shopping? Because people definitely wouldn't dream of looting during an apocalypse right?" Aoshi replied. He found himself enjoying the terrible movie a little more than he anticipated.
Misao subconsciously placed her right hand on Aoshis'. He didn't bother moving it, she was so caught up in the movie he doubted she even knew what she was doing.
"Did they just save a school bus full of kids and leave?" He asked astonished.
"Yes they did," Misao replied seriously.
As the movie progressed they decided to watch something more lucrative like Bob's Burgers. Aoshi was impressed with Misaos preference of American shows. Misao found herself relating to Louise Belcher.
After a few episodes Aoshi fell asleep leaning on Misao. She smiled at that and reclined in her seat while grabbing the quilt off of the top of the couch and draping it over Aoshi. A few more episodes in and she fell into a comfortable slumber.
Aoshi woke up with his face in Misaos lap. He couldn't help but notice how she smelled like Honey and Vanilla. He glanced at the clock on the stove in the kitchen and noticed it was only 4:00 a.m. Deciding to retire to his room he cleaned up the alcohol and veggie spread on the table. Once he turned off the projector Misao woke up bright eyed. Aoshi thought she looked adorable with her fiery blue doe eyes.
"I should probably get going," Misao murmured while standing up and heading towards the door. Aoshi walked her out since he'd have to lock up behind her anyways. They stood at the door awkwardly until Aoshi decided to give her a hug. Misao looked up in the embrace and noted they were only a few inches from kissing. Aoshi unknowingly let her go before any of that could happen though.
Misao walked back to her apartment only to realize her key must have fallen in between the sofa cushions. Turning back around she knocked on his door. Aoshi opened up with a glass of scotch and no shirt. Misao blushed while staring at his physically fit chest. Her eyes lingered there while she explained her situation.
Aoshi smirked and let her search for her keys. He leaned against the wall, sipping his drink while staring at Misaos round butt as she crouched down and looked through the cushions. He couldn't help but hope her keys were gone. Unfortunately she found them and in a huff of triumph she turned around to show Aoshi.
