Even faster

As we were going fast, our crotches had a fun party. We were trying to party as quietly as possible so nobody would know we were in the woods..

My crotch was getting very, very drunk when we heard a loud sniff.

Me and Blackjack jerked our heads around to see Percy with his windswept locks, chiseled face, strong chin, and a single tear forming in his deep green eye, framed by long, dark, luscious eyelashes.

"A-A-Annabeth? Ho-How could you do this to me?! I thought you loved me!" His voice cracked painfully.

I glared at him and said with resentment, "Blackjack had much more to offer than you ever could, Percy."

Blackjack nodded. "Yeah, Boss! You'll never be as fast as me!

Percy started sobbing. "The first girl I ever loved chose my Pegasus over me!"

His tears shone, despite the lack of light in the forest. They ran down his face slowly, and I decided to take advantage of the situation.

I ran up to Percy and sucked the tears off his face.

The sound of my thick, moist lips slurping his tears off of his cheekbones resembled someone sucking up snot, but magnified a hundred times.

"I love the taste of your tears, but there's something I want to taste even more," I whispered to Percy seductively, a light spittle spraying into his ear.

Blackjack whinnied with excitement. "Yeah, Boss. I want to taste it too!"

Percy smiled at us, his teeth the color of George Washington's hair. "Are you sure? I usually go even faster than you two."

Blackjack and I nodded vigorously, eager for a sip of Percy juice.

Percy climbed on top of Blackjack, who stood over me, and what happened next went too fast for me to remember.