Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama. Those are owned by Teletoon and Cartoon Network.

This is how the song format is:

Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: Up!


The Total Drama Jumbo Jet flew over the Atlantic Ocean. DJ said, "Every second we are getting closer to adventure and further from Mama."

"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, I know everything about you! I also happen to know that you birthday is April 1st. You're my very own April fool!" Sierra said.

"That is just creepy. Don't you agree Sadie?" Katie asked.

"I know. Isn't it so cool that we both think that Sierra is creepy." Sadie asked.

"It is so cool." Katie agreed.

"It is so cool that it is so cool." Sadie added.

"!" They both screeched (or whatever they always do)

"Shut up!" Eva screamed.

A ding went of and Chris appeared in his song and dance suit. He said to the 23 contestants, "Whenever you hear that friendly little ding, you all need to sing."

"What are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.

"You have to make it up as you go. Otherwise it wouldn't be challenging, wouldn't it?" Chris explained.

Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: Up!
Harold: Sing!
Harold and Cody: Sing!
Harold, Cody, and DJ: Sing!
Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: Sing!
Heather, Leshawna, Bridgette, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: We're flying.
Alejandro, Noah, Harold, Trent, Geoff, Justin, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone except for Gwen, Duncan, Ezekiel, and Owen: We're flying and we're singing!


Sierra: Come fly with us!

Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us!


Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!


Katie: Come fly with us!
Katie and Sadie: Come fly with us!
Alejandro: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.


Duncan: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!
Gwen: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV!
Courtney: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!


DJ: Come fly with us!
DJ and Leshawna: Come fly with us!


Eva: Do you know how to fuckin fly this thing!
Chef Hatchet: I try.


Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me and depart, but this stowaway's got winning in his heart!


Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Owen: We're flying? I hate flying! Stop the plane! (gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris)


Sierra, DJ, Cody, and Heather: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Gwen and Duncan: No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Bridgette: All contestants must sing in each show!
Courtney: Duncan, do it! Let's go!
Trent and Cody: Gwen, sing it! Don't go!
Gwen: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan, come on! Please?
Duncan: This sucks!
Everyone except for Duncan, Owen, and Ezekiel: Yeah!

"Enough singing fruitcakes! Sit your butts down! We are now heading into Eygpt." Chef said over the PA, "Musical numbers, worst idea ever. Chris is such an idiot. Hey why is the PA light still on. Oh fuck!"

"We will be right back" Chris said annoyed then walk to the cockpit.


Later in Egypt, the 23 contestants were standing behind a starting line.

"Its like an oven in here!" Harold said.

"It might help if you weren't dressed as a baked patato." LaShawna said pointing to Harold's alumiun foil hat.

"Alumiun can prevent aliens from reading you mind. It's a big prolbem in this area." Harold said as Chris came up in a Pharaoh outfit and classed a pair of symbols

Chris said, "Today's challenge is called Pyramid Over Under"

"You mean after a nine hour fight, Chef food and a forced musical number, we still have a challenge!" LaShawna said angry.

"Yep. You have to go one of two ways to the other side of the pyramid. Over of Under." Chris said as Ezekiel came up.

"You have to let me back in the game, yo!" Ezekiel said.

"Didn't we leave you somewhere in Whitehorse? Fine whatever, go!" Chris said as every contestant ran to the pyramid.

"Hey Linds, I think we should go under." Tyler said.

"Good idea Skylar. We can keep oursevles from being fried." Lindsay said. She, Tyler, Ezekiel, Owen, Sierra, DJ, Izzy, LaShawna, Beth, Harold, Gwen, Trent, Eva, Noah, Heather, Bridgette, and Geoff went into the pyramid.


Inside, "What the fuck? Why didn't that bastard mention that there were three paths!" Eva screamed and caused rocks to fall on the back of them.

"Looks like going over is out." Noah said, "Thanks a lot Iron Woman."

Eva got so mad she began to chase Noah down the Mummy path. "Izzy will go stop Eva from killing Noah. I want NoCo to become real!" Izzy said following the bookworm and Eva

"Wait up Izzy!" Owen said following Team Escope.

"Come on I just want to get out of this scary pryamid." DJ said going into the beetle path. Bridgette, Geoff, LaShawna, Lindsay, Tyler, Harold and Beth follow him.

"C'mon Gwen let's take the path that doesn't have Izzy and Eva." Trent said as they walked down the Cross path.

"Wait up Gwen!" Cody said chasing the duo

"Wait up Cody!" Sierra screamed while following Cody.

"Wait up Sierra!" Heather said not wanting to lose her only choice.

"Looks like I'm on my own, eh." Ezekiel said going down the cross path.


Meanwhile outside the pyramid, Courtney and Duncan were tying each other up so they could vanelle.

"Is it too late to go under?" Justin asked Katie and Sadie.

"Alejandro is doing fine." Sadie said.

"He is like the cutest mountain goat ever!" Katie added.

Alejandro came down and started to help the girls up the pyramid, "Ladies, do you need any help?"

Justin trying to keep up fell down when a scorpion stabbed him in the hand. He knocked into Courtney and Duncan and got tied to the two of them.


With Team Escope plus Owen, Owen was holding Eva while Izzy and Noah walked nearby. "Let me go, you fuckin piece of shit." Eva yelled.

"Don't you dare talk to Big O like that! Maybe that is why you don't have any friends" Izzy said flipping in front of the two of them. This had gotten Eva really really mad. "Shit, we better run." Izzy said to Noah and Owen.


Meanwhile with DJ, Bridgette, Geoff, Beth, Harold, LaShawna, Tyler, and Lindsay, they encounter a group of mummified animals.

"Look at the cute little dog." DJ said about to touch it.

"DJ, wait that thing might be cursed." Harold asked.

"Did somebody say something about a purse?" Lindsay asked.

"No, I heard stuff in the resting place of the parahohs will give you a curse if you touch it." Harold explained.

"I am so glad that I did not touch that!" DJ said swinging his arms back which knocked down the mummy dog. It shattered into a million pieces. DJ then began to cry, "Why puppy!"

"DJ, look we have to keep a move on." LaShawna said to him.

Scrabs began to fall down onto the group. "Run dudes!" Geoff said leading the group.


Meanwhile with Justin, Courtney and Duncan, the three were agrueing about everything.

"Why did the author even write this story?" Courtney nagged.

"How the fuck should I know Princess?" Duncan asked.

"And why does the real series make me look like a revenged obsessed bitch?" Courtney yells.

"Cause you are." Justin said.

"Shut up pretty boy. Only I can talk to Princess like that!" Duncan treated.

"Don't call me Princess!" She pounced on Justin and Duncan. Since they were like two steps from the top, the ended up falling down the other side. They then ran, er rolled, into Katie, Sadie and Alejandro tying the trio up as well.


Meanwhile near the exit of the pyramid. Gwen, Trent, Sierra, Cody, Heather and Ezekiel (who caught up to the group) were walking. Suddenly, "Run dudes!" Geoff screamed as he Bridgette, Beth, Lindsay, Tyler, Owen, Noah, Izzy, LaShawna, Beth, Harold, DJ ran past them.

"From what?" Gwen asked.

"I'm gonna kill you Izzy!" Eva screamed from a distance.

"Run, eh!" Ezekiel said as he, Gwen, Trent, Cody, Sierra and Heather ran fro their life.


Meanwhile outside, Chris and Chef sat down and on top of the interns. "When are those fools getting here Chris?"

"They will be here in about one minute." Chris said wtching the cameras on his iPhone.

This is the order of the contestants running/ falling past the finish line: Katie, Sadie, Bridgette, Geoff, DJ, LaShawna, Alejandro, Justin, Owen, Sierra, Izzy, Courtney, Trent, Noah, Lindsay, Tyler, Duncan, Beth, Cody, Heather, Izzy, Courtney, Gwen and a really mad Eva.

"Okay, Bridgette, Geoff, Harold, Ezekiel, DJ and LaShawna, you guys will be on Team 1. Alejandro, Trent, Owen, Sierra, Katie and Sadie, you guys will be Team 2. Justin, Noah, Lindsay, Tyler, Duncan and Beth, you guys will be Team 3. Cody, Heather, Izzy, Courtney, Gwen and Eva, you guys will be Team 4." Chris said.


Confessionals (Teams, are they good, bad or ugly?)

"Why am I on the team with Bitch 1 and Bitch 2?" Eva screamed.


"Why can't I be in the confessional with Sadie?" Katie asked.


"Why can't I be in the confessional with Katie?" Sadie asked.


"Why Cody?" Sierra cried.


"Names your team and whatever. I don't care!" Chris yelled at the contestants.

"Team Victory!" Team 1 said.

"Team Amazon!" All of Team 4 minus Eva and Cody said.

"Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot!" Sierra said.

"What?" The rest of Team 2 asked.

"Team Atlas?" Tyler asked.

"Team Amazon, you win an elephant. Team Atlas, you win a camel. Team Chris is Super Smoking Hot, you win a goat. And Team Victory, you win a stick!" Chris said giving the rewards, "Who will win in the next part of the Egyptian challenge? Who will cost their team victory?"

"Are you trying to say that we are going to lose?" LaShawna asked angrily.

That's it for know. One person will be sent home and another's heart will break.