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5 reviews! Not bad! :3 Anyways, let's get straight to bussiness.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hetalia. I do own a Playstation, a Wii, and a BluRay player, that all have Netflix on them. And Hetalia is on Netflix. But only Axis Powers. Not World Series. D:
Hello Miss Belarus!
I'm Stratford upon Avon, one of England's towns, and I have some ideas to help you get Russia!
#1. invite him out to, say, the cinema, or a theme park. If he says he is busy then say that you're flexible for whenever he's free. Start it off just friendly but it should progress to something more. This could take a couple of dates to complete (I'm only about one quarter of the way there and I've had maybe 5 dates so far…?)
#2. he's probably saying no so much because he is scared of you. Try not to ask him to marry you so much and just hang around a bit. Stay over without trying to rape him. That sort of thing. Don't rush it. Get on friendlier terms with him. Find out all his favourites but store them away until there is an appropriate time to use them.
#3. Have you ever considered he might be gay?
I hope these help a bit (sorry about the last one)
Tons of love and appreciation,
Lizzy/ Stratford upon Avon.
Dear Lizzy(Can I call you Lizzy?),
Hello! Thank you for writing to me! As for your suggestions…
#1 Big brother might just think of it as sibling bonding time or something along the lines of that, it might work though!
#2 Why would he be scared of me? I perfectly harmless! I am a bit forceful at times, but I have my reasons!
#3 I know he most likely is. I saw him making out with China the other day… I have yet to stab China brutally for that.
Thank you for your efforts!
-Natalia/Belarus
Lol my question why marry your brother
-Patrich11
Dear Patrich11,
My question is…. WHY THE HELL NOT?
-Natalia/Belarus
Dear Belarus,
I know, I'm already employed by you. I found Russia, and am currently bringing him back, the escapee. I want to warn you, he has a small dog bite on one of his legs, where Bledri bit him, but he's perfectly unharmed otherwise...
I'll send you a chocobo to chase after your older brother on... I just need to see how much a 400+ lb bird would cost to send to you by plane... It's one of the rare flying ones though, so he can't escape you... Even by air.
~3 Your Employed Grade-A Hunter (YEAH for short)
Dear YEAH,
Thank you. You efforts are appreciated.
-Natalia/Belarus
To: code name, RSIALVR
I hope this letter reaches you safely.
As per our agreement,my personal safety for your personal needs, I have captured a few photos of VKAMTR and am now ready to send it to you. All of which was taken during the last World Meeting and after. Please do not be alarmed, I did not invade the privacy of his hotel room. I reserve that honor specifically for you. Please confirm the specific date and time for the exchange. I propose %%%% time at %%%% date at %%%%%%%. Please confirm with me if you are able to make it, or if we should reschedule the exchange.
While I am unable to take some of your other requests, I am interested in your offer of your personal knives and your voice recordings for edited pictured of VKAMTR with you in them. If you are still interested, please say so and I will try my best to fulfill that request.
I would wish to once again remind you, as I do all my clients, that all business dealings are highly classified and in any case of a broken trust, the contracts would be cancelled immediately. I humbly request no knowledge of any dealings to be aired on your part and I shall do my absolute best that it is so on mine.
I hope business would still continue well with you.
sincerely
code name, NTNPPR
To: code name, NTNPPR
I have no arrangements for the secluded date and time, and I shall be able to retrieve the photos and go along with the trade. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely
Codename, RSIALVR
Ah, hello, Belarus! I was wondering what you think of all the pointless yuri fics and doujinshis you apparently star in.
Also, I have a suggestion for you. Big brother does not like you, dy? So you stalk him, dy? I suggest you hold Liet hostage until onii-chan is one with you. Use America, Canada, China, England, or any other countries Russia-onii-chan has had affairs/rape sessions with. Mostly use Liet, though
-Mattie Williams
Dear Mattie Williams,
They piss me off. A LOT. Like, I'm going to find those people and stab them a lot. Of course, I guess that's normal for me.
Hold Liet hostage, you say? I like that idea… I'll have to use some of those others, too. Especially China. That brother-stealer DESERVES to be locked up with me for a few hours….
-Natalia/Belarus
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I'm pretty sure the warning from the first chapter still applies... O.o
