Hello People!

Episode Two is up... NOW!

Sorry it's a little short.

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Shoutout to my editor, (Who's codename is Rose, you know who you are...), Thanks so much! And guess what? I put her in this story too! She's the camera cat, Pinetail, Who I DO OWN.

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I still do not own Warriors, that ingenious work of art belongs to Erin Hunter =)

But I will tell you if that changes :P


Yellowfang read her questions carefully. "Are you sure this is a good idea, Pinetail?" she asked, turning towards the camera cat. "He seems a little mentally unstable."

"Now why would you say that?" she asked mildly.

"Oh, I don't know… Maybe because he tried to murder Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Jayfeather. Not to mention Firestar and possibly Squirrelflight."

"Okay, so he may not be the sanest cat in all of the four Clans, but it will be interesting to see what he says."

Yellowfang snorted. "Interesting, yes that's one word for it."

Pinetail sighed. "Just don't provoke him. Can you handle that?"

The gray she-cat's tail lashed, but she kept her mouth shut as she sat down in her chair. "Welcome to The Yellowfang and Honeyfern Show. I'm Yellowfang and that's Honeyfern, your hosts!"

"Let's give Ashfur a warm welcome!" Honeyfern said.

Hesitant applause started scattering through the clearing as the pale gray tom walked on stage and sat in his chair.

"So Ashfur, do you still have feelings for Squirrelflight?" Yellowfang asked.

"I HATE SQUIRRELFLIGHT!" he howled.

"Did you ever get over her?" Honeyfern inquired.

"I LOVE SQUIRRELFLIGHT!" Ashfur yowled. "Or do I hate her?"

"Now I'm confused." Honeyfern muttured.

"What do you think of Jayfeather, Hollyleaf and Lionblaze?" Yellowfang asked, glaring at Honeyfern.

"I HATE THEM!"

Honeyfern glanced down at her question cards. "What about Bramblestar?"

Ashfur shrugged. "I liked him okay. I reasoned it wasn't his fault that Squirrelflight loved him, or that he loved her back." his eyes narrowed. "Though he did take my spot as deputy. Hmmmm..." he pondered. "So maybe I do hate him."

"MAKE UP YOUR MIND, ASHFUR!" Honeyfern screamed, clutching her head like it was about to explode.

"Well," Yellowfang said calmly, ignoring Ashfur and Honeyfern's screaming in the background. The screaming got louder, and Yellowfang had to yell to drown it out. "SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON THE YELLOWFANG AND HONEYFERN SHOW!"