Chapter 2: When they met Them

This chapter begins in the Griffins' house, when Meg and Chris were about tell their parents how their fraternal love blossomed.

"Okay, pay attention carefully, because I'm gonna tell this once" Meg said.

"Are you sure you want to hear it, Dad?" Chris asked "We know you're not interested in Meg's stories."

"True, but this time you're in it, so I'll do an exception" Peter said.

"Okay...here I go" Meg said taking a breath "It all began in James Woods High School..."

But she was interrupted by Brian and Stewie coming in. Brian seems happy, but Stewie seems angry.

"Hey guys, how was your day in the park?" Lois asked.

"It was great; I met a beautiful woman who brought her nephew to the park too" Brian explained "I found out we have a lot in common and I have a date with her tomorrow"

"Yeah, you got a great day with another stupid girl and you leave me with her annoying nephew" Stewie said "He's not even funny, he tells the worst jokes ever!"

Flashback

We see Stewie with a blonde boy.

"You know what's the difference between a teacher and a nurse?" the boy asked.

"What is it?" Stewie asked.

"Ask it to the teacher and you'll know it!" the boy answered with a laugh, but Stewie puts his hand on the forehead.

Flashback's end

"You guys have arriaved just in time" Lois said "Meg was telling us how she and Chris became a good brother and sister"

"But you interrupted me" Meg said crossing her arms.

"I'm sorry, please continue" Brian said.

"Okay, then..." she cleared her throats to start it "It all began in James Woods High School..."

Flashback

Chris and I were having one of our typical days; sitting at the back of the bus only us...and Remy Redneck.

We see Meg and Chris sitting with a redneck guy.

"Howdie guys!" Remy greeted.

Yeah, he's not an important character. Anyway; we continued our day with the usual pranks from the popular guys.

We see Meg taking out her books from her locker and Connie appeared.

"Hey, Griffin, wanna hear a joke?" Connie asked.

"Sure" Meg answered.

"What thing has four eyes, one big nose and one condom hat?" Connie asked.

"What is it?" Meg asked.

"I don't know, why don't you go to see yourself in the mirror?" Connie asked as she bursts of laughing.

And Chris was no exception.

"Hey Chris, do you see that girl over there?" Scott asked pointing at a brunette girl wearing a blue blouse and a sky blue skirt.

"Susan Summers?" Chris asked.

"Tell her she's wearing a nice skirt" Scott told "Then ask her if you can take a look underneath"

"Okay" Chris agreed as he goes to Susan "Hey, Susan!"

"Hi, Chris" Susan greeted.

"You're wearing a nice skirt" Chris said.

"Thanks" Susan thanked.

"Can I take a look underneath?" Chris asked making Susan gasping and then slapping his face.

"You pervert!" Susan yelled and stormed out.

Wait a minute...

Flashback's end (or interrupted)

"Chirs, that was awful what you did!" Lois scolded him "I want you on Monday to apologize to that girl"

"What's the big deal?" Peter asked "We do the same thing all the time"

Flashback

We see Peter and Lois in their bedroom; Lois was wearing nothing, but a white bra and a long pink skirt and dancing for Peter.

"Hey Peter, I'm wearing a bra" Lois said seducing him "You wanna know what kind of underpants I'm wearing?"

"Damn sure I want" Peter said peeking under Lois's skirt "Hey, you're wearing granny panties!"

Flashback's end

"You promised me NOT to tell children about our 'SA's" Lois said annoyed.

"'Sexual Activities'?" Peter asked.

"Damn it, Peter!" Lois cursed.

"Excuse me, can I continue with my story?" Meg asked annoyed.

"Sure, sweetie" Lois answered.

"Thanks..." Meg thanked.

Flashback

This day would be awful like any of these, but then...

Principal Sheppard came in Meg's classroom.

"Good morning, class" Principal Sheppard greeted "Today is a special day, because you're going to have a new student. Please, give a nice welcome to: Edward L. Walker"

The student came in: it was a handsome teenage boy; he's brunette curtained hair. He's wearing a red t-shirt with a yellow star in the middle, a gray sport waistcoat, a golden amulet hanging around his neck, two iron weistbands on both wrists, denim jeans and brown shoes with white cotton socks. He was walking slowly, all the girls of the class were watching him with hearts on their eyes, he even waved his hair. His introduction happened with a fragment of the song 'Just the Way You Are'' lyrics by Bruno Mars.

When I see your face (face)

There's not a thing that I would change

'Cause you're amazing (amazing)

Just the way you are

It was him, the most handsome guy I ever met since Kevin Swanson. Maybe, he's as not muscular than him, but he still has a nice body.

"Mr. Walker, can you talk about yourself?" Principal Sheppard asked.

"Hi, I'm Edward, but you can call me Eddie" Eddie greeted "I like sports, going to the movies and my dream is becoming a film director"

"Very good, Mr. Walker" Principal Sheppard praised "You can take the empty seat over there"

He was sitting in front of me; I was totally shocked.

"Hi, I'm Eddie" Eddie greeted looking at Meg.

"Ah...h-h-hi!" Meg greeted stammering "My na-name is M-M-Meg Griffin"

DING - DONG!

Flashback's end

"Oh, just in time!" Peter cheered going to the door to answer and it was a pizza delivery boy.

"Here's three large pepperoni pizzas" the delivery boy said "That will be $19.49"

"Did you order pizza?" Lois asked.

"Yeah, you didn't even start making dinner and I'm hungry already" Peter answered paying the delivery boy "Don't worry, there's enough pizza for everybody"

"Yeah, pizza time!" Chris greeted.

"I'm not finished yet!" Meg said.

"Sorry, Meg" Brian said eating a slice "Please continue"

"Oh, can I tell that part where I met Amy?" Chris asked excited.

"Okay, Chris" Meg agreed.

"All right!"

Flashback

I was sitting on my seat; picking the inside of my nose with my finger to find a treasure. My finger fought with a lot of green monsters called 'mucus' and black snakes called 'nasal hair'...

Ah...Chris, maybe you should skip it and tell the part where you met Amy.

Good idea. My finger's quest was postponed when the principal appeared in my classroom.

Principal Sheppard came in Chris's classroom.

"Good morning, class" Principal Sheppard greeted "Today is a special day, because you're going to have a new student. Please, give a nice welcome to: Amy E. Walker"

The student came in: it was a cute teenage girl; she's blonde bobcut hair with a hairclip. She's using pink lip gloss. She's wearing diamond stud earrings on both ears, a pink t-shirt with burgundy sweater around her waist and a little heart with a little blue flower next to it in the middle of t-shirt, lavender and magenta wristbands on both wrists, light blue tights with a pink skirt over it and pink/red converse, with a pair of white lace socks. She's carrying a shoulder bag shaped like a panda. She was walking slowly, all the boys of the class were watching her with hearts on their eyes, she even waved her hair. Her introduction happened with a fragment of the song 'Nothin' On You'' lyrics also by Bruno Mars.

Beautiful girls all over the world

I could be chasing but my time would be wasted

They got nothing on you, baby

Nothing on you, baby

It was the most beautiful girl I ever seen; more beautiful than Wonder Woman, the Invisible Woman and the blue girl who appeared in Avatar all together.

"Miss Walker, can you talk about yourself?" Principal Sheppard asked.

"Hi, my full name is Amy Elizabeth Polanski Neeson Blofovski Walker" Amy greeted quickly "I like listening Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Kelly Clarkson, Ke$ha and Leona Lewis. My dream is becoming a film producer and actress, being the new Meryl Streep. I have an older brother studying here in the same school, he wants to be a film director, so technically we share the same dream...kinda. But at least we came out from our mother's uterus, of course, he came out first, following me, that's why's he's my older brother"

"I think we heard enough, Miss Walker" Principal Sheppard said making her stop talking "You can take that empty seat over there"

Then she looked at me and her face got shocked.

"Is that...?" Amy asked totally shocked.

"Hi, my name is..."

Then Amy jumped towards him and gave him a powerful hug.

"RONNIE!" Amy cheered as they both fell down and began to cuddle him "I missed you very, very, very, very much!"

"Ah...my name is not Ronnie, it's Chris" Chris corrected.

Then Amy looked at him carefully and then...

"WHAT?" she pushed him away with her incredible strengh making him crashing agaisnt a locker over there "NO, IT HAPPENED AGAIN!"

He, he, he...

Flashback's end

"Is she really THAT strong?" Lois asked.

"She confused me with her little cousin" Chris answered "She told me he's 'the cutest little boy on Earth'"

"Is that true?" the delivery boy asked, who's still here and eating a slice of pizza "My girlfriend from high school always told me that I was the cutest boy on Earth until she dumped me and told me she was lying"

"Are you still here?" Peter asked.

"They're gonna fire me anyway" the delivery boy said.

"Okay, we'll give you extra tip" Meg said "Now shut your mouth if you want me to continue the story"

"I'll give you my word" the delivery boy said "My name is Paul; Paul Cooper"

"Nobody asked for your name" Peter said.

"All right, going back to my story..." Meg said.

"OUR story" Chris corrected.

"I mean, OUR story..." Meg said annoyed.

Flashback

During lunch; me and Chris were having lunch. Well, at least him, because I forgot my lunch. But then; they appeared: the Walker siblings.

"Hey guys, can we sit with you?" Eddie asked "Sorry for what my sister did to you"

"I couldn't help myself" Amy said.

"That's okay, I didn't get hurt" Chris replied.

"Hey, Meg, why the long face?" Eddie asked.

"I forgot my lunch and I'm very hungry" Meg answered.

"Listen, Consuela made me two tuna sandwiches" Eddie said taking out a tuna sandwich from his lunch bag"You can have one"

"Really?" Meg asked "Thanks!"

"Wait, do you refer your mother by her name?" Chris asked.

"No, Consuela is the maid of our house" Eddie answered "Our mother works as a model"

"And as she gained a lot of money, she paid people to do things that she used to do, something that sometimes we miss her since she became a model" Amy explained "But at least she gained a lot of money for a year and gave us some to spend on whatever we want; like my outfit, do you like it?

"I do like it..." Chris answered falling in love with her.

"Hey, today I have soccer training, maybe you guys can stay after school and watching us training" Eddie said.

"Both at you?" Meg asked thinking they both play soccer.

"Yeah, I'm a soccer player and Amy is a cheerleader" Eddie said.

"Oh crap!" Amy screamed of shocking "I don't have my cheerleader uniform!"

"Don't worry, sis', I have your..."

"I told Consuela to wash it and put it in my backpack!" Amy interrupted him as she was angry "When I go home, I'm gonna tell Mom to fire her!"

"It will be a shame is Consuela gets fired" Eddie said taking out something from his backpack "Just because she puts your uniform in the WRONG backpack" he takes out Amy's cheerleader uniform wrapped in a plastic bag from his backpack.

"You have it!" Amy exclaimed of excitement "Can you give it to me, please?"

"I'm not gonna wear it to train" Eddie answered "You do"

"Thank you very much, big brother" Amy thanked giving him a hug.

"Anything you want, little sister" Eddie replied rubbing her hair.

We noticed they're not typical siblings; but something sweeter than that.

God, that's disgusting!

Flashback's end

"PETER!" Lois scolded him "How can you say that?"

"They're helping each other instead of fighting, pulling out pranks and calling names!" Peter commented once again showing his total ignorance.

"Not all siblings do that" Lois said "Just remember at Elizabeth II and her sister Mary"

Cutaway

We see Elizabeth II and Mary when they were young girls during WW2.

"I am concerned about our father" Mary said "Since he became king, his stammer became worse"

"No need to worry, little sister" Elizabeth II told her "I am sure he will ask Mr. Logue for help"

"I feel much better now, thank you very much dear sister" Mary said.

"You are welcome" Elizabeth II replied.

Cutaway's end

"And remember the Twinklevoss Twins" Lois reminded him.

Cutaway

We see the Twinklevoss Twins training rowing.

"I'm sure we're gonna win the competition, right brother?" Cameron asked.

"We shared the same DNA, we're two people in one" Tyler answered.

"What if we don't win?" Cameron asked.

"Who cares? We still have the most famous social network in the world" Tyler answered.

"Yeah, Mr. Zuckerberg was a fool trying to mess up with us" Cameron agreed.

Cutaway's end

"Yeah, I know them, I watched those movies, remember?" Peter asked.

"Excuse me, can you let me finish my story?" Meg asked now pissed "And if I ever get interrupted, I'm gonna break your teeth again"

"Oh no, please don't!" Peter begged scared and covering his mouth "I won't say another word"

"Thank you, I was just kidding anyway" Meg thanked "Anyway; we agreed to watch their training after school..."

Flashback

We see Meg and Chris watching the cheerleaders and soccer players getting ready.

"Okay, ladies, we got a new soccer player in our team" the soccer coach said "Please give a welcome to Eddie Walker"

"Thanks for accepting me, coach" Eddie thanked.

"You're not officially in the team, Walker" the soccer coach said "Let's see what you got"

Eddie's speed skills were tested running with the ball in zig-zag evading the cones. Then his reflecting skills receiving soccer balls and hittingd them with his head. And finally his strengh level kicking the ball to get a goal.

"Good job, Walker" the soccer coach praised "Now, let's see how you can handle against other players. I want you to run with the ball to the net, your teammates will try to steal the ball, you'll need to avoid them. I'm warning you, they're my best boys, good luck"

"You can do it, big brother!" Amy cheered.

"Is that your brother?" girl #1 asked.

"He's cute" girl #2 commented.

"Yes, he is" Amy said "We're both cute"

Eddie was facing against 5 teammates. With full determination he ran with the ball, avoided his 5 teammates and finished this with a powerful kick making a GOAL!

"In my 20 years as soccer coach I never saw such good potential" the soccer coach commented totally imperased.

"That means I'm on the team?" Eddie asked.

"Not only that, you'll be the team's captain" the soccer coach said.

"Wait, I'm the captain of the team!" Scott said.

"Sorry, Scott, but you didn't improve enough to keep your stand" the soccer coach said "You're defense now"

"Damn it!" Scott cursed.

"Congratulations, Walker" the soccer coach said "I'm pretty damn sure you'll bring us to the victory"

"You did it, big brother!" Amy cheered giving him a hug.

"Thanks to your cheering, it was easy for me" Eddie said.

That's when we realized what a good team they are...

Flashback's end

"Thanks to them, they inspired us to become better" Meg said "The end"

"What a wonderful story" Lois commented.

"Is it true or did you guy make this up?" Peter asked "Because if it's fake, you just wasted our time. If it's true, then Karma is a bitch"

"Well, I think it's time to go" Paul said "It was a pleasure to meet you, Griffins"

"The pleasure was us for having you" Peter said "Now GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"Paul's out!" he leaves.

"The important thing is that me and Chris are good brother and sister, our lives will no longer be the same" Meg explained.

"Hey guys, I think I found a treasure" Chris commented picking up his nose.

"Chris, it's unlikely that you would find a treasure inside your...oh my god!" Meg screamed disgusted.

Something came out from Chris's nose...no...it was a somebody: Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Bloody hell...I drank so much rum" Jack complained.

"Oh my god, it's Captain Jack Sparrow!" Meg screamed excited.

"Wait a minute, Jack Sparrow is not real, he's just a character played by Johnny Depp" Lois explained.

"Mr. Johnny Depp to you, Ma'am" Depp said.

"How did you end up in my son's nose anyway?" Peter asked.

"I always ended up in several places when I get drunk" Depp answered "I ended up inside of a bloody snake"

"And how did you came out?" Peter asked.

"You don't really want to know" Depp answered "Well, good-bye" he whistles to call the Black Pearl. The ship appeared, he climbed up and sailed away...leaving the house half-destroyed.

"Repairing the house will be extremely expensive" Peter commented.

End of the chapter

(A/E: Thank you very much KaileyDawn21 for helping me on my characters' designs and personalities. You should win an Oscar for Best Costume Design and Best Adapted Screenplay)