[Chapter two! =D How are you guys liking it so far? BTW Lizzie is a friend of mine, since it's dedicated to her I throw her in from time to time. XD So hopefully no confusion there.]

-Kaiba opens the door only to reveal a graveyard, with bodies sprawled everywhere-

Kaiba: That's a little creepy…

Yugi's Grandpa: -Appears rowing a boat even though there is no water- Stop right there sonny.

Kaiba: -Sigh- Look, I don't have time for any bullsh-

Yugi's Grandpa: And now I'm going to waste your time with a useless story that may or may not have a moral in it.

Kaiba: I don't feel like listening, old MAN. –Tries to walk off, but somehow can't move his body- Oh, fucking perfect.

Yugi's Grandpa: I won't let you leave until I tell my story.

Kaiba: …….Ugh

Yugi's Grandpa: Silence now for the story…

There was once a blue pony by the name of Martin. He wanted to become a popstar, but his parents frowned upon that idea. So because they kept running down his dreams, he decided to kill them. He took a knife and went up to their bedroom and-

Kaiba: What the fuck are you doing telling a story like that?

Yugi's Grandpa: You be QUIET and let me finish!

Kaiba: …Grr….

Yugi's Grandpa: As I was SAYING…

So Isabella the clam decided she must go to Paris if she ever wanted to be happy, because her true love was there. However, because she had no money this proved to be rather difficult for her. She started to cry when suddenly-

Kaiba: Okaaay... what the fuck. Weren't you just telling a story about a pony who wanted to be famous but went psychotic instead?

Yugi's Grandpa: Stop interrupting my story you arrogant child! Anyway,

Without a doubt, Stuart the transvestite burrito believed in himself, and no matter what anyone said about his lack of arms and legs, he would PLAY basketball, for-

Kaiba: ….LET ME GO!!! I WANT MY CARD BACK!

Yugi's Grandpa: So impatient.

And so the bottle of shampoo let go of his fears, and crossed the finish line. The end.

Yugi's Grandpa: Hopefully you've learned something.

Kaiba: Uh no…

Yugi's Grandpa: You are so ignorant!

Kaiba: You didn't even finish a story! I have somewhere to be!

Yugi's Grandpa: Oh, just go. You obviously don't appreciate my stories.

Kaiba: -Runs outta there as fast as he can- Stupider and stupider…

And so our dear Seto Kaiba continued to walk through the cemetery, in high hopes of finding his beloved card that was stolen from him…

Kaiba: Thank god I'm out of that fucking weird graveyard. –Sigh- I wonder if I'll ever find my card… -Yugi hops past him towards a house-

Yugi: Oh great… I forgot them! I can't see the queen without having them handy…Argh what am I gonna do?

Kaiba: Hey! Yugi! Give me my card back! I've been chasing you all day and I'm pretty damn sick of it!!

Yugi: -Glares at Kaiba- THERE you are Fabio!! Go get my deck! I forgot it and I need it!

Kaiba: …What the fuck did you just call me?

Yugi: FABIO stop playing games and go get it!

Kaiba: GIVE ME MY DAMN CARD

Yugi: FABIO I'M GOING TO BE LATE!

Kaiba: If I play your little game will you give me back my fucking card?

Yugi: YES YES WHATEVER JUST HURRY UP FABIO, I'M GONNA MISS MY TRAIN!

Kaiba: …–Sighs and walks towards the house- What the hell is wrong with everyone today? Stupider and- -enters the house and looks around- Figures they'd be RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE!!! Hm… what's this?

–Sees a juice box labeled: "Yugi's. Drink it and die, bitch."

Kaiba: -Evil glare- This is what you get, Motou. –Drinks the juice-

Kaiba: Not bad. Kinda tastes like- -Feels himself growing bigger- Okay... what the hell??

–Looks in a mirror- MY HAIR IS GREEN! NO MY $40,000 JACKET IS GONNA RIP!

Yugi: -Sticks his head in the door- Fabio I'm tired of your incompetence, I- why are you so big?

[An: That's what she said.]

Yugi: Well… looks like I have to burn my house down.

Kaiba: WHAT?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Yugi: -Picks up deck that fell on floor- It's okay I have like four others. –Lights match-

Kaiba: NO THAT'S NOT MY CONCERN!

Yugi: Well, aren't you sweet? Thinking only of yourself and not my well being. Fine.

–Throws lit match on the ground- –Hops away- I'm late as it is.

Kaiba: Yugi!!! NO!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE WITH GREEN HAIR!

-Lizzie appears with a tic tac and holds it up to Kaiba- Eat this if you want to live.

Kaiba: …….I guess I don't have a choice. –Eats it and start to get his normal height and hair color back-

-They both get out of the house before it burns down-

Lizzie: There ya go!

Kaiba: I saw you earlier… just who ARE you? –Looks down- NO! My jacket has smoke damage!

Lizzie: I'm not you.

Kaiba: …I KNOW that!

Lizzie: Do you?

Kaiba: YES!!!

Lizzie: Alright, alright. My name is-

-A brightly colored blue train goes by Yugi's now burnt house-

Lizzie: HURRY KAIBA CATCH THE TRAIN! –Flies away-

(To be continued...)