Title: Something Out Of Ordinary
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of it's characters
Warnings: Oocness and probably some cross dressing, funny swearing, another character will appear. If you're homophobic and hate incest don't read.
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The demon lord was walking, going nowhere where special really just walking. His ward and retainer were somewhere a while back doing who knew what while he was walking. He soon came across a spring and heard giggling from somewhere. He followed the sound and heard words to accompany the voice. "oh you he's so handsome" More giggling was heard. "Oh no I believe he's smexy"
"And Fugdeable" A giggle escaped the bushes. Sesshoumaru turned and stared at the bushes. "You fudge heads talking about me?" A giggle. "I think he's onto us" Now that he was closer to the sound of the voices he realized they were men impersonating women. "You're right he's so darn freakable when he's confused" The first voice said, "Let's go out and get him."
"Yeah." Just as the demon lord was about to leave two figures ran out of the bushes. He realized with a start that one was dressed in a short, green skirt and white bloused edged with green and some sort of cloth around their neck. Wearer of this outfit had silver hair and bright large gold eyes. While the one next to him was wearing a long blue skirt and a yellow and green top with some silk draped over their shoulders.
The demon realized with a start that these people in front of him were; His brother and the monk. "Oh my freaking gosh; It's him!" Miruko screamed, pointing at the white clad demon. Inuyasha screamed in an effeminate way. "Oh my fudge you're right" They ran to him and tackled him to the ground. "Oh you smexy thing freak with me" Miruko screamed, also in an effeminate way. "No freak me"
"Fugdes get off me!"
"Do me!"
"No me!"
"Darn freakers got heck!"
"Yeah we'll go together"
"Yeah baby"
"I meant by yourselves!"
He pulled himself from the two and ran deep into the forest. When the demon lord was well out of ear short the two fell over laughing. "Did you see his face that was so fudging funny" Inuyasha screamed, falling over. The skirt he was wearing hitched up. "Inuyasha" The monk called, "Yeah what" He looked into his friend's face. "Will you bear my child?" That earned a bump on the head and a black eye. "Does that mean no?"
"What do you think?"
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End notes: Wow this was long.
