Me: I GOT REVIEWS! *faints*
Plot: -.-' But only 5….
Me: Who cares? Reviews are reviews! Anyway, I don't own Disgaea. Also, thanks to OverlordMao, Cornell Valentine Gainsborough, Cybertoy00, Randomiz, and Golden-Black Dragon for the OCs and reviewing! Cookies to you, cuz you're awesome! ^.^
Plot: *tries a cookie* Damn, these are GOOD!
"….ugh….huh?" Plot mumbled. Eventually, her vision cleared, to reveal Keanna staring at a window.
"Oh, hi Plot! Look at this!" She said. Not liking the carefree tone of her voice, she looked out to see a huge sea of lava. "Where are we?" She asked.
"You're in Lord Valvatorez's castle, dood!" A Prinny's voice echoed.
"Huh? Didn't you say that that guy was the main character is Disgaea 4?" Plot mumbled to Keanna.
"Yup! …Don't worry, I got my Emergency Bribery Sardine Stash riiight here." Keanna whispered back, patting her pocket.
Then the Prinny noticed Keanna. "…Wait a second, oh my god…DOOOOOOD!" The Prinny screamed as it ran off.
"Um….okaaaaay…" Plot said. She looked to her side to find that her friend had disappeared.
Random Disgaea Fact: The names of some of the characters are science-themed! Almaz, Almandine, Beryl, Sapphire, and Rhodonite are all gems or minerals, Aurum is Latin for gold, and Mao, aside from literally meaning 'demon lord', can also stand for monoamine oxidase, which is a type of enzyme.
"They have an armory? Damn…" Plot said in awe. Apparently, Valzy has an armory, and hell, there are a LOT of weapons there.
"Screw these. I'm gonna get a ceiling weapon." Keanna said, as she climbed a nearby ladder for one of the weapons hanging on the ceiling.
"Hm…maybe I can find a fist weapon…and I can finally figure out how those things work!" Plot said, as she wandered into the bowels of the armory.
A few weapon choices later…
Plot had decided she should equip a fist weapon, along with strapping an axe for emergencies. Oh, and for kicking the crap out of people. Isn't that what axes are for? Say…where's Keanna?
"Duuude! Check this out!" Oh, there she is. Keanna was holding a sword with what seemed like a bat connecting the hilt and blade. As she fired various blasts, the center part seemed to turn blue, red, green, and yellow, and finally a dark purple as she took a break. Plot also noted that she now had a bag slung over her shoulder, but decided not to ask.
"It shoots friggin' magic. Now how awesome is that? ^^" Keanna said.
"Wait, how'd you include the emotioncon in your dialogue?" Plot asked.
"Skill. You can do it too, it's just that whoever makes up your dialogue doesn't want to put an emotioncon." Keanna explained.
Dammit, Plot thought.
"There they are, dood!" Plot whirled around at the sound of the Prinny to find…that's right, he brought Fenfen.
"Plot, you distract him, I'll take all the stuff and find Valzy, kay? BBBYYYYEEE!" Keanna suddenly said as she fled the scene.
"Wait..but…! …Fuck!" Plot stuttered, and she ran the hell out of there.
"Hey! Come back!" Fenrich yelled after them, and gave chase.
Sorry, no more random Disgaea facts during line breaks.:(
Damn, this guy is persistent… Plot thought. She didn't have a watch, but it seemed that they were running for hours. She was about to give out, when…
"NOOOOEEEEESSSS!" A very Keanna-like voice rang out. Coincidentally, the two somehow managed to run right into the room Keanna was in. She was in the fetal position, clutching her sword. Valvatorez was in the room too, staring at her with a 'WTF' look.
"Lord Val, there you are! These two..." Fenrich started, but Keanna's voice interrupted him.
"Our giant candy bars…..that we walked a mile for…THEY WERE STOLEN! D:" She said mournfully.
Me: DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Plot: Well…..now you're done with this. Finally.
Me: Yah, sorry for the wait! Blame laziness and homework! And cause you stuck by, you get this cool link!
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Plot: Jeez, that's a long link.
Me: That's what I thought! Anyway, please review! ^.^
