Notes: Sequel to Volturi Goes to Disneyland… Enjoy the stupidness of it.

Notes 2: Moved this to join Volturi Goes To Disneyland, since i might bring out more :) sorry to those who already reviewed and favorite it earlier.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or anything else mentioned in this silly fic. If I did own Twilight, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction.

Volturi Goes To Universal Studios

The Volturi decided they needed to go on another trip, and so they packed up and decided to head to Universal Studios in Hollywood. It was a bit of a problem because of the sun, but luckily the Sky God was on their side and it was cloudy. Aro paid to get in and looked at the map.

"Okay, my sparkly minions, what shall we do first?" He said. "We could go on Jurassic Park, or Back to the Future, or how about…" Alec grabbed the map out of his master's hand.

"How about you just shut up and we have fun." He said and marched towards the Back to the future ride. Everyone followed him. They got on the ride and had a blast and got off. "OH MY GOD! THAT WAS LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME! LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

Jane looked like she was about to lose her lunch and leaned over a waste basket. "Where's Jasper Hale when you need him." She moaned, waiting for the motion sickness to pass. After a few moments, she was fine and followed her family. "Now what?"

Caius looked thoughtful, "I think we should eat the humans and go home." Everyone rolled their eyes, "Okay, kidding, kidding. Lets do Jurassic Park." Everyone but Aro agreed.

"NOO! THAT'S WAY TOO SCARY! I don't wanna go! I don't wanna plunge 80 feet to my death!" He was forgetting he was a vampire, and falling 80 feet wouldn't do anything but give him a sore back for a while. "NOO!!!" he screamed as they dragged him off. "I'M DOOMED!" No one in the park paid any mind to the crazy family. It was California, there were many crazies around.

They went on the ride and Aro held on tight as the plunged to his death. When he opened his eyes, he was alive. After getting out, he dropped to his knees and kissed the ground.

"Oh thank god!"

Marcus looked at his brother and then at the others, "Maybe we should just stay in Volterra if he's gonna act all weird." The others agreed and they dragged Aro home to Italy, ending their vacation.

Aro went back to normal a week later.

THE END…(Thank God.)

End Notes: I'm not even gonna ask for reviews…though you know you wanna *Jedi Mind Trick*