Chapter 2

Hmm, I didn't expect to be able to write a new chapter this quickly. My grandparents came over, so... yeah. But things don't always turn out like ya plan.

Mantis: Got that right!

Me: WTF! You guys shouldn't be here!

Monkey: We're in YOUR universe, aren't we?

Me: Touche... Hey, Monkey, why're you flirting with me?

Monkey: Maybe you'll find out soon... in this chapter, if not, maybe within three or four.

Me: Fair enough... But... I dare you to explain it to MANTIS.

Mantis: Yeah, you can tell me, right?

Monkey: Uh... Review please... Maybe it'll get these two off my ass...

Day 1, Part 2

I sat in the car, watching the trees go by in a blur. It had been exactly twenty-five minutes since we had left my house. I was playing some of my iPod's songs, currently. Right now, 'One Step Closer' by Shane Harper was playing. I turned my gaze away from the trees towards the primate sitting next to me. He immediately shot me a flirty smile.

I had had enough of his flirting. Just five minutes ago, he had tried a corny pickup line. Although, the wierd thing, was that every time he smiled, or gave me a pickup line, he would look at Mantis' face. I could see there was a hint of jealousy on his face, but he did a good job of masking it, so I couldn't be sure.

My thoughts were immediately interrupted by my iPod making a strumming noise. It was my friend, Bianca, trying to FaceTime me. The music was cut off as I clicked 'accept'

"Hey, Bianca" I said, smiling. She was the one person who didn't think I was mentally insane. She, also, always wanted to bring her favorite TV shows to life.

"Hey, Tanya" she greeted back, also smiling.

"So, guess who dropped into my yard this morning, after a ritual last night?" I asked with a wide grin. She would be ECSTATIC.

"No way" she said, her eyes widening. I nodded, and turned the camera towards my 'guests' She immediately started squealing. Luckily, she had an idea of how to act, so she knew not to mention they were from a TV show.

"Hi, what's your name?" Po asked from the seat behind me. He started to lean forward a bit, in order to get a good look at Bianca's face.

She had darker skin than mine, and black hair and black eyes. Whereas I have skin so pale I have freckles, and brownish-blonde hair and green eyes.

"My name's Bianca" she responded.

"It's very nice to meet you all" she added. I suddenly thought of something.

"Hey, Bianca. We're headed up to my grandparent's house, maybe you'd like to stay with us, just until we get these guys back in their rightful dimension?" I asked.

"Of course!" she said happily. Of all the people I know, Bianca knows me best, meaning she knew if I ever got the chance to get together my favorite pairings, I would take it. Which meant she knew what I was up to... And that was a good thing, because I wasn't even sure how I would manage Crane and Viper, let alone Monkey and Mantis.

"I'll see you guys there!" she said, and hung up. I put the music back on, this time it was 'I'd Lie' by Taylor Swift. I figured they would probably get really uncomfortable, and me and Bianca could interrogate them, one by one, when we were there.

And I was certainly right about the uncomfortable part, Monkey, Mantis, Viper, and Tigress started to squirm in their seats.

"Tara, don't you have any songs that aren't related to love?" Tigress asked. I pretended to check. Magic, Shake It Up, Twist My Hips...

"Nope, sorry" I said.

About fifteen minutes later, we had made it to Granny and Grandaddy's house. While my grandparents were unloading all the stuff, I showed everyone around the house.

"This is the kitchen..." I said, I had something to say about all the other rooms, but not this one. They already knew what a kitchen was.

The othe rooms were, a computer room, two bedrooms, a stamp room that is specifically for my grandmother, and a living room. Of course there were bathrooms, too.

"Well, that's pretty much it" I said as we wound up in the living room again. By this time my grandparents were finished unloading the trunk, however Bianca still wasn't there. Monkey said he wanted to see how the computer worked, so I took him over, and Mantis, since he wanted to come along.

My granny had a home PC, not a laptop. Since it didn't need charging, she never turned it off. I showed them how the internet worked, my personal favorite sites, (exept FanFiction, of course) and a lot of other things.

But apparently, Monkey caught on to the use of history pretty quick. And unfortunately, he stumbled not only onto FanFiction, but onto one of my MonkeyxMantis stories as well. They weren't archived yet, mainly because I still was making a few tweaks. Let's just say I made a HUGE mistake by saving my email and password.

"Warning: If you don't enjoy MonkeyxMantis then this story is not for you. Leave at once" Mantis read the author's note, just as I was beginning to walk away. I froze. There was silence, as the monkey and insect read what I had done. I heard soft gasps a few moments later.

"Wha..." Monkey mumbled, at least I think it was Monkey, I still had my back turned.

"Th-this is..." Mantis' voice stuttered. I was able to quickly think of a lie.

"That's not my work... I mean, it is, but someone else dared me to write it. They said if I didn't, they would report me. I basically had no choice" I said softly. At this point I gained enough confidence to turn around, to see Monkey and Mantis looking at me with serious eyes.

"You mean that, right?" Mantis asked cautiously. I nodded. They let out sighs of relief.

"Good. Because we DO NOT like each other that way!" Monkey said, somewhat nervously. He puffed out his chest, like he had muscles or something.

"Yeah!" Mantis agreed, due to his small stature he couldn't stick out his chest, but he made his point clear by making his voice really deep.

As I was about to point out Monkey's nervousness, I heard a car pull up. I grinned.

"Sounds like Bianca's here!" I said, darting to the door. Monkey and Mantis clicked the X at the top of the page, to end Internet Explorer, and followed me.

XD Ohmigod that is HILARIOUS! You guys are soo nervous about your feelings!

Monkey and Mantis in unison: We are NOT in love!

Me: Call it what you want.

Review, please!