Journal entry #9 Host club with Haruhi day 12-
Note: NO SILENT READERS!
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I-I think I may love Haruhi well this can't be good remember Kyoya no crushing on the debtor!
We have received word on the prestigious Lobelia Girls' Academy will be visiting Ouran today; alas I'm bound by highest honor to not give away any personal information upon my many resources and secret spies. Heh, I suppose if I gave away who they are they wouldn't be secret spies and resources anymore now would they? As said before they wouldn't. Yet I must remember to tell Haruhi her debt has been cut by 15% due to her superior customer satisfaction rates during club duties. Speaking of Haruhi I have to tell Ranka-san about the rules for students this summer break and report how well Haruhi is doing in the host club. Sigh the daunting job of being the host club VP it's truly terrible alas my suffering shall never end since Tamaki has talked about making this a proper industry as soon as we graduate; this is a plan I promised to smash before he gets to enthusiastic damn that Frenchman he thinks money grows on trees and all 'commoners' are like Haruhi, and Ranka. Face palms manga style. That poor deprived boy sighs again. Well I must pay attention since the 'Women' of Lobelia are appearing at the Cultural Festival today and then some huh I have the 'that's-going-to-be-a-long-day' feeling, ugh I just know this will be a long, long day.
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I JUST KNEW IT! Those 'Women' from Lobelia have decided to attempt to take Haruhi and make her one of the Zuka club, my skin still crawls at the thought we could've lost that beautiful girl Haruhi to those pack of, of, of lecherous lesbian-like women that wear enough makeup to bring horses to their knees and as we know that has never been good. Wait did I just call Haruhi a beautiful girl? I, I, I think I did! Though I swear to Kami if Tamaki makes me ever wear a girl's outfit and look like a Zuka club girl I can promise that Tamaki will die. Ugh I can't stand Tamaki right now so I'm 79.98% paying attention to the customers here at the club. As we all know this can't be very good. Also my reputation is at stake as the Shadow King in Ouran here. Somehow Renge managed to persuade me to be c-compassionate to three people this week and they are as follows:
1. Haruhi Fujioka
2. The Twins
3. Tamaki! And as follows this brings down the concept of my Shadow King Reputation.
Have I mentioned that I have found an all new side to Tamaki? Well as we discovered at the beach-side villa, Tamaki has an S&M side to him that no one knew about until Haruhi and him were found as Tamaki just begins the ritual by blindfolding her just as we all walked in. Heh, heh well that's what you get when you leave Tamaki with an unsuspecting female, Haruhi, and you walk out of a room for twenty minutes and Tamaki feels that need [hint, hint] but I was the one who then had the idea to make him take a commoners bus home. The look on his face was priceless. Also I have finally gotten around to calling Ranka-san and he approved of Haruhi spending time at the club with us as long as Mori-senpai, and Honey-senpai oh and me, are there to watch Haruhi and the sketchy twins. I am pleased to announce that I shall no longer be dressing as a girl at all anymore unless the time is necessary and the spark of the moment makes me have to (i.e. if Haruhi is ever in any non-masculine trouble then I the Shadow King will, will, will dress as a girl to save my Haruhi). Well I must prepare for tomorrow as we all have BIG plans to drop by Haruhi's apartment tomorrow as we all agreed. Although I do hope Ranka-san knows about Tamaki's special 'needs' as we know. I also have belief of the fact that Tamaki will not stand a chance against me, Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai, and the twins. This can prove to be a very interesting trip without a doubt. I also have a question, what does it mean if you dream about being in a relationship with some one? Ah well I'll ask Haruhi tomorrow after all I will need plenty of sleep and enough of the people who have made contact with me in the last twenty five minutes; seeing as how I about killed the butler when he offered me the mail today. I think I'll go to bed after my shower seeing as how the smell of perfume has clouded my nose and as the fact that I can't stop thinking of Haruhi and well it is upsetting my digestion, giving me heart palpitations, giving me lack of breath and the fact that I-I stopped sleeping because she is like my dreams a living yume a reason to be kind every once in a while and I just realized that I must stop writing like this before I end up writing like this and then were will I be? Stuck with tons of emotions and an extremely high chance of a nosebleed... crap in the kitchen. This is not good.
30 minutes later
I'm back to hosting in the later part of the day since I had some time to sleep before Haruhi and the rest of them came to bother me out of my mind and my life is almost over since I just called one of the customers Haruhi! Oh-oh Kami this is very, very bad! I think I'll go home for a few minutes to shower and relieve myself soon. Since my body is reacting in ways that if customers saw I would be slapped or called gay since this has to do with my thoughts on Haruhi. Crap I have a nosebleed I'm going home now and going to take a shower and just go to bed before it gets worse since after all I know I will need my sleep since I know the twins, Tamaki, Mori, and Honey won't be easy to deal with tomorrow and the fact that I'm so evil to deal with in the morning after all. It would be nice to not need sleep for a little while. So with this I will pick it up tomorrow and be done with it all. okay so I have released this and I just want you all to know "REVIEW THIS DAMN STORY I KNOW THERE WERE TONS OF SILENT READERS!" sorry had stressful typing experience also expect tons OOCness from the story on Kyoya's part as the fact that this is a journal entry please, please accept the fact that yes it's a journal and it is private! Thank you for reading this if you did so please remember NO SILENT READERS!
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