HISTRIONIC
CHAPTER 2: My Life Story in a Big Ass Nutshell
Author's Note: Warning. Contains Some Crude Language.
You have been warned.
It was late. An hour until midnight. Eleven o' clock to be exact.
I suppose it isn't terribly late, but a lot of people think it is.
Touya is in his room, doing who knows what. My best bet is that he's looking at porn.
Just kidding... sorta! Touya isn't like that. I hope.
So I'm doing laundry and talking to Meilin on the phone. Here's what we are talking about.
Me: "Oh shit dude, look at the moon!"
Meilin: "What about it?"
Me: "Just look. Look!"
Meilin: "What the fu- Oh. Oh fuck!"
Me and Meilin are super like that. We could talk about anything. Awkward silences don't exsist between homies like us.
I stuff all my wet cloths in the dryer and dump all the dirty rags in the washer.
Me: "So Meilin, why dont you ditch cheer and be a rebel with me?"
I could hear her smile.
Meilin: "What's so wrong with being a cheerleader anyway? It's a great way to stay flexible and have fun."
Me: "Meilin honey, I can think of another activity that can do the same with that is less money and doesn't eat up all your after school time. But I suppose if you get a really fancy whore you might pay as much-"
She's laughing and cuts me off. "But you were a cheerleader, remember?"
She was right. I was a cheerleader.
Pause.
Let's rewind, shall we?
Okay.
There once was a time that I was... "preppy"
If you're not into the stereotypes...then I was just a fun, loving, happy girl.
That time consisted of seventh grade and down.
I was a cheerleader in elementary school and half of middle school. I was happy and lovable and popular... all that super fantastic stuff.
Stupid me. In seventh grade, I was nice to a total stupid ghetto BITCH and she decided to bully me for a few weeks.
Long story short, I got the shit beat out of me and I became Miss Emo Girl and started plotting her death.
Who? Well, thats my secret... She ended up getting kicked out of school and I think she has AIDS. I'm happy for her.
So anyway, I was Miss Emo Girl. I was always like... "I'm going to cut myself, I hate my life, lets go do drugs, I'm going to kill myself, DEAAAAATH, I'm going to drink myself into a bloody emo mess... blaah!".
Then I got over it because I met this guy who acted the same way I did. His name was Eriol, and he was super fucking annoying as fucking hell! I just wanted to kill him for him!
Then I finally realized that I was just as annoying as he was.
I mean geez. Either kill yourself or shut up!
Okay, I'm being a tiny bit evil.
In eighth grade, I stopped being "emo" and went back to "normal".
I was happy. Touya and Dad were happy. Everybody was happy!
But I kept some of my emo traits. Like the constant lethargy, (except i go to karate class every wednesday and thursday) sleeping at nocturnal times, and my awesome taste for sexy fashion.
This is how my schedual works...
In the morning, I wake up and go to school. When that's over, I hang out with my friends until around 5 or 6pm, then I go home, and go to sleep. Then I wake up around 8 or 9pm, and do homework/chores/computer/TV... all that good stuff. Then I take a shower and go to bed at around 2am... Then wake up super tired, and the cycle repeats. Karate class fucks up this schedual.
Back to real world.
On the phone, Meilin says, "Hey Sakura."
I say, "What?"
She says, "Gotta go, talk to you later."
Me: "Okay. Good Night Mei-chan!"
Her: "Good Night Saku-rin."
I hang up and continue doing the laundy.
I take all my dry, clean, and not to mention warm cloths that were piled on the dryer and put them on my bed. I plop down on my bed and soak up all the heat from the cloths. When all the heat has been sucked out of the cloths, I fold them up and put them away.
I look out the window. The sky is pitch black and crystal clear, with the exception of a few stars.
I love the night. It's so enigmatic.
This is the time when i can have deep thought. I am very awake and observent. I start thinking about my day and stuff...
So now im thinking about Syaoran Li. I bet he's in his cute, cheerleader slut room, masturbating to a snuff movie.
Oh shit, where's the hell did that come from!
...But I bet that's what he's doing.
I remember Li in middle school. He was a nerd. Big time nerd. We had a lot of the same classes. Actually, we had all of the same classes.
He was a little freak too. And a bit fat. He would always eat lunch by himself and be mean to anyone who tried to talk top him. I was nice to him because I was nice to everyone then. But he would be like, "Stupid girl! Cooties, gaah!"
And now... he's completely changed. Like me.
Fucking Li and his fucking perfect-ness!
He bugs me for some reason. The way he walks, the way his hair is always sexy, the way he can get a crowd of girls to swoon over him... I mean, fuck! If i had that power of boys then...
Then I'd be a slutty-ass... football player. Haha, I don't know!
But I could have sworn he winked at me today. Why would cheerleader-man wink at "skater girl"?
I know.
He didn't... he probably winked at Jin or something.
Yeah. Jin.
In the real world, I sigh and flop onto my bed. Then I roll over.
Its too early to do to sleep for me...its only a quarter untill midnight. I do anyway.
x
x
The door was closed. Shit.
I opened it just a tiny crack and slid inside.
Then I immediatly hit the floor and squeemed over to my destination...
"KINOMOTO!"
Fuck.
I mutter, "Yes Terada-sensei?"
I'm late to school. Again. And the sensei noticed! Again. Shit. I'm in trouble.
"Get off the floor."
Some of the students laugh. Fucking sluts.
I smile weakly and slowly get up.
I try to explain. I'm too tired to think of a good excuse. "I got... I was... I dropped-"
Terada cuts me off with a frustrated sigh.
"Kinomoto-san, do you know how many unexcused tardies you have?"
Hm... A lot?
"About... three, four?"
"Fourty-seven!"
Fourty-seven? Whoa! I was WAY off!
The class is muttering stuff about me. Fourty-seven tardies! Oh my gawd, what are we going to do with poor little Sakura?
Fucking sluts.
I say, "Oh."
Terada gives me that look that says, 'WHY DONT YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE?'
He shakes his head. "Fourty-six is the limit. That counts as twenty-three truencies.You know what that means."
Fuck yeah bitch, I do know what that fucking means.
I force a smile, but it come out as a crooked death glare.
I cletch my jaw and growl, "Y-yeees s-s--sens-s-sei."
I turn back around and walk out the door.
Time to go to the prinicpal's office, yaay!
NOT.
When I go there, not only do I get a call home... I get community service.
I think the school is trying to make the 'bad' students useful. Since they can't do anything right, lets make them pick up trash or help old people! They cant screw that up, because trash is trash and old people are just going to die anyway.
I take my hidden skateboard from behind a bush right by the door and roll my way over to the principal's office.
Did I mention skateboards are strictly forbiddin?
"KINOMOTO!"
What now?!
It was Kero-san, the security guard of the school. He's a really tall guy, and I've known him since forever. He's a friend of my dad's. I heard he could bench press two hundred fifty pounds.
I stop abrubtly and my skateboard goes: Crrrrrrrrk
I say, "Ohayo, Kero-san! How are you?"
He says, "Ditching class or were you sent to the office?"
He knows me too well.
I say, "Honestly Kero-san, is that what you think of me? A terrible, terrible girl that is only out of class because she is ditching or on her way to the principle's office? I am DEEPLY offended! And for your information, I'm going to the bathroom!"
He snorts. "Where's your pass?"
I smile and say, "I'm just joshing you, man. The second one."
He sighs. "Kinomoto-chan, you are a bright girl, you can be doing far better. I know your brother,"
Fuck Touya. He's suppose to protect me, not make me look bad!
"- and he's got a lot going for him."
Yeah. Touya got a four-year scholarship to the university of his dreams. Otou-san was estatic. We got pizza.
I say, "Uhuh."
He frowns. "What did you do this time?"
I say, "Tardies."
He shakes his head in disaprovement.
"And to top it off, you're riding a skateboard around campus. That is not allowed. But you know, I've never seen a girl ride one of those around campus, let alone bring one to school."
I perk up. "Really?"
Super! I'm the first! Nice!
"Really. How hurry yourself and get to the office."
I nod solemnly. "Can't I just hang around you? Old buddy, old pal?"
He raises his eyebrows. "Old?"
Oops. Kero-san is a little sensitive about his age.
I am gone.
x
x
Now i'm sitting outside in the little waiting area of the principal's office.
I hate the principal. She's so annoying.
Mitzuki Kaho. Touya had a HUGE crush on her his freshman year. I think something happened between them but I cant be too sure.
Her elegant and calm voice fills the air. "Sakura-chan, you may come in now."
Sadly, I get up and walk inside her office. I leave my skateboard behind.
I walk over to her desk and sit down in the chair infront of it.
I'm used to this procedure.
"So..." She looks at me, strait in the eye. "Fourty-seven tardies."
I repress a big smile.
I say, "Yessum."
Fourty-seven... Shit. Thats alot of tardies. Haha!
Otou-san is so going to kill me!
She shuffles some papers on her desks and flips open a manila folder with my name on the tab.
"Hm... what dreary task can I punish you with today..."
I say, "Dont' make me Kero-san needs teacher's aid!" Reverse psychology in action here!
"That would suck balls so much!"
"Kinomoto-chan! What did you say?!"
"I said fuck Paul."
"EXCUSE ME!?"
Oops.
"I said duck gauls... I hate duck gauls." What the hell am I saying? Oh well, she doesn't know.
"..."
Told you.
I say, "Biology. It's a term I learned in biology. I love biology...so much."
"..."
Where was I? Ahh, yes. Kero's T.A. I can see it now...
x
x Sakura's fantasy x
x
Its night time, and the school is empty and dark. The lights are out.
She's dressed in all black, black tee-shirt, black cargo pants, black boots, black sunglasses... She's looking pretty cool right now.
There's a student sneaking around campus, and Sakura spots him in a second.
"Shit!" The sneaky student says, and takes off running.
Kero-san's teacher's aid goes sprinting toward the rebel student.
"Come 'ere you!"
The student screams. "AHH!"
And Sakura tackles the student to the ground.
"Ah! Please! Dont give me a detention Kinomoto-dono!"
Sakura growls. "SHUT UP, FRESHMAN!" And slaps that stupid Freshman across the face...
x
x End of Sakura's fantasy x
x
"Sakura!"
"What?"
Oh. I blanked out for a second.
"Did you hear what I just said?"
Um. No.
I say, "You said...something about... me being Kero-san's teacher's aide. Terrible punishment there."
See, reverse psychology
She sighs. "I said, you have completed over 60 hours of community service for this first sementer. "
Wow. That much time? I thought it was more.
I say, "Oh."
She says, "And you have been in school suspension, which has me thinking... Maybe should send you to Wasabika-"
Oh shit. Not good! Wasabika is where the REALLY bad, REALLY stupid kids go. Hell-fucking-no!
I shreik, "NO! NO, PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHIING!"
She smiles and I'm having a fucking heart attack. Otou-san will kill me!
Mitzuki-san browses through my folder. I wonder what's that for, anyway.
"You know Sakura, you are a very smart girl... your test scores are incredibly high, but your grades are very low."
Damn straight bitch!
I grin and stare at my finger nails. "Yeah, I do what I can..."
Suddenly, a sparkle flashes through her eyes.
Uh-oh. She has an idea.
"Hm... I think I know what your punishment will be." Her voice is sickly sweet.
Oh no.
She smiles. "For the next... 2 weeks, you will-"
Oh no. I cant listen...
"-be a tutor."
...Um. Did my ears decive me, or did she say 'tutor'?
I say, "What?"
She says, "Yes, you heard me right. A tutor."
A tutor? Me? Ha! I know what I'll teach. I'll teach poor work habits and low self-esteem, haha!
I twiddle my thumbs.
I say, "Um. Alright.. I suppose..."
What an odd punishment. In fact I dont think it's a punishment at all. Other than wasting my precious after school time, I dont think there is anything wrong with tutoring.
She says, "But-"
There's always a "but".
"If you mislead the child an anyway... you will be sent to Wasabika."
Fucking cunt bitch fag whore.
She says, "Understood?"
I nod. "Is that all?"
She shakes her head.
She tells me that I will have to stay after school everyday for the next two weeks and tutor some middle school kids that really need help.
I say that I cant do it Wednesday and Thursday because I have karate.
She says too bad.
She tells me that I better dress approprietly.
I say okay.
She asks me how's Touya doing.
I say alright. Touya's going to graduating in a couple weeks because he's done with all his classes and he's going to his dream college on a full scholarship.
She says she knows and she's very excited for him.
And I laugh.
x
x
It's a nice cloudy day. The sun is shining, but no one can see it.
My favorite kind of day.
Yesterday Mitzuki-san gave me my assignment. And today, I have to follow through.
I'm wearing 'appropriate' cloths appoved by the lovely principal. A black tee-shirt and jeans. And commando boots.
My skateboard was confinscated.
School's over and Meilin is having a panic attack because I can't go to her cheer practice and she needs moral support for "those slutty bitches" she's with.
I love Meilin so much!
I tell her Li Syaoran doesn't seem that bad.
She laughs and tells me he's the worst one of all. He cant go to practice for some reason.
Huh.
I tell her to beat the shit out of those slutty fucks if they give her a hard time, or I'd do it myself.
She smiles and nods and tells me to buy a thesaurus.
I think Eriol and Yamazaki are going to Meilin's practice. I think Jin is too, he never gives up the opportunity to stare at the cheerleaders as an attempt for some pussy.
I know Meilin wont be alone, so I leave and go over to the library.
I'm a sophmore. I've been in this school for a little over one and a half years, and I dont know where the library is.
Infact, I didn't know we even had a library until Mitzuki-san told me we did.
I walked around the school a few times, completely oblivious.
Then, I see it.
A big sign on a big building that says,
"LIBRARY"
Oh shit, I'm stupid.
I try to find the entrance and I finally, after about five minutes of mindless wandering, I find it.
As soon as I step inside, I hear, "You're late."
Yes. Yes I am.
I say, "I got lost."
The person who said that, I dont even know who the fuck he is.
"How can you get lost? You go to school here." The guy hissed at me. He looked like a junior or senior.
I grin, "I'm stupid. Well, I suppose that means I'm incapable of teacher the little kiddies. Catch ya later, home slice."
I turn to leave. Fantabulous!
He rolled his eyes at me. "Oh, no you dont."
Just because you are either a junior of senior doesn't mean you have to be a little bitch!
I turn back around. "Fine, I'll stay."
I walk over to an empty chair.
"But I'll just sit here, alrighty? I'll make sure they don't escape."
I'm feeling like some weed right now, hehe.
The guy shakes his head at me. "See that kid over there?"
He points to an area filled with... about ten kids.
I say stupidly, "Which one."
"The one wearing the uniform..."
They are all wearing uniforms!
"Dumbass. All of them are wearing uniforms."
He laughs. "Oh yeah."
Dufus. Wenis. Loser.
He scratches his head and points. "The fat kid by Li."
Li?
I look over again. How could I have missed Li? Li Syaoran? Male-cheerleader extrodinaire?
I stand up. "This should be super."
I walk over to Li. No, I walk over to the fat kid, leaving the Dufus to his own dumbass self.
Yes, the fat kid.
The guy I just met tries to tell me something, but I ignore it. I mean, come on, I have to tutor the fat kid. If I don't then I'm going to Wasabika. That's not cool. I need to go over there!
I'm in front of the fat kid. "Hi fatt-"
I stop myself. You cant call a little kid fat, it'll hurt their fragile little minds and they may grow up to be a pyschotic serial killers or something.
The fat kid looks up at me.
So this is what he's seeing-
Big scary high school student with lots of black eye liner on and one earing on cartilage. Black shirt, skinny jeans and boots, commando status.
He kid is silent.
"HELLO CHILD." I tell the kid.
Fat kid says, "H-hi."
I ask, "What's your name?"
He says, "Wang."
Okay. Fat kid's name is Wang.
"Kinomoto?" Some says from behind.
I turn around.
Li! What a super awesome fantastic suprise.
I say, "Li?"
Fuck. He is so hot. He's wearing a black button up shirt thats a little open and nice jeans with little rips. His hair is sexed up and I feel like ripping that shirt off of him.
Maybe if I dressed like I just had sex five minutes ago, I'd get guys drooling over me.
Not that I'm drooling over Li.
He says, "What are you doing here?"
I forget why I'm here. Oh yeah, fat kid.
"Tutoring. You?"
What a dumb question. I am fucking stupid.
He says, "Same thing."
I forget about the fat kid.
After a brief moment of awkward silence, he laughs.
I say, "What?"
He says, "I didn't know you were smart."
I gawk at him. Did he not read the social manual? You don't tell a person that!
I snap back. "I didn't know you were straight, but hey." I shrug. "It's a small world."
Did what I say make sense?
No. I hope he doesn't know that.
He smiled and leaned on the table. My awesome reflexes make me lean in.
The little middle school girls who were brain dead were fawning over Li.
The little middle school boys who were brain dead were scared of me.
Li says, "Who said I was straight?"
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