Thank you for the reviews. I will add all the suggestions in at some point soon in the story! At the end of the chap I shall ask more questions and if people review 5 times in a row they get there own one shot. So on we go


"Do I have to do this?" I hear James ask "I mean this is the headmistress here"

"It's either that or snog lily Luna full on" Albus says

"Okay take your seats the show is about to start" James says putting the Soronous charm on his voice

"What did I miss" Scorpius asks "I am still okay to sit here aren't I?"

"Nothing yet and of courseother other gryffindors will have to lump it" I tell him

"Have to what?!"

"It's a muggle saying now shhh it's starting"

"How lucky we have popcorn today!"

"Now this show is a declaration of love" James began "For the one and only Minerva mcgonnagel" James girlfriend stood up and left the room " I have been here 4 years now and I can't hold it in any longer. Now I will recite a poem for you

My one and only Minnie

You are ever so skinny

You make me crazy

And my eye sight goes hazy ( when I see you )

I think I'm in love

'coz your an angel from above

Well that's all I have so let the muggle singers do the rest"

A muggle radio appeared and suddenly a song came on called call me went up to mcgonagel and said "Minnie darling may I try your glasses on?" without waiting for an awnser he reached out grabbed her glasses and put them on. The whole hall was now staring at him then he reached out and offeredmaher a hand and said "Care to dance?" Everyone on the edge of there seats waiting for a reply

"On 2 conditions" Her scottish accent echoing through the hall even louder than the music

"Anything for you Minnie"

"Make that 3

1) you give me my glasses back

2) it's classical music

3) you stop calling me Minnie"

James gave her glasses back to her then it finally dawned on him what he was about to do so he turned around and ran out of the hall only stopping once to whisper something in scorpius's ear.

"What did he say?" I asked scorpius

"We need to get Albus then we need to go to the libary"

"Okay? Albus libary NOW" soon we were all in the library when James spoke out

"Right I just did my date now we can carry the game on" right at that moment I saw Lysander so I stood up and ran to him whilst getting a glare from madam pince

"Lys I haven't seen you in like 2 whole days!"

"Rose why are you in the library? You don't need to study you have a photographic memory"

"I'm playing truth dare or would you rather come and play with us" then seeing lorcan over his shoulder "You too lorcan"

"Okay" they both said at exactly the same time

When I got back people were Debating something

"You can't involve 2 people in a dare can you rose?" Albus asked me

"Yes" I respond

"I always did prefer Hugo"

"So as I was saying its a dare for scorpius and rose" James said "I dare you both to say innuendo's or poems to each other for 24 hours"

Scorpius's face lit up whilst lysanders dropped "what? My girlfriend has to say innuendo's and poems to HIM for a whole day?"

"That is what I said yes. Rose I thoughtyoudaid your boyfriend was smart"

i turn to my boyfriend and say "Sorry Lys I'm not backing out... Remember what James had to do and ALBUS thought that out"

"Hey that dare was genius" Albus says

"Well I'm still not happy about it"

"Hey get started" Lorcan said clearly enjoying his twins displeasure

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Id do me

You should too" Scorpius started

"Fires hot but not as much as you"

"Quite astonishing the way you manage to wiggle out of tight holes"

"Ah well... Your wand still in your jeans?"

"SHUT UP" Lysander screamed "its wrong listening to my girlfriend make innuendos to her best mate"

"James does it have to be 24 hours was that not enough?" lorcan asked

"I will do a deal... Either she full on snogs him for 20 seconds right here in front of everyone or Innuendos for 24 hours"

"I'd rather 20 seconds than 24 hours" I stood up and slapped him

"You'd rather me snog my best friend?! Are you mentally twisted its over Lys"

"What the hell rose? So what? You're breaking up with me because I'm jealous"

"Jealous of what exactly? My best friend who is like a brother to me?"

"You don't make innuendos to your brother"

"IT'S A BLOODY DARE"

Madam pince came over " miss Weasley, Mister Zabini I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

"I don't want to be any where near that freak any way"

I run out of the library. I hear footsteps behind me at first I think it's Lysander but Then I hear the clicking noise of an inhaler and only one person I know has asthma.

"Scorpius come to the gryffindor common room I need some one to talk too"

"okay" was all he said

When we got there I ran to a corner and starting crying luckily it was empty

"Rose... If he was jealous of me... Well he's stupid... No matter how beautiful you are I know you don't like me" then without saying anything else he stood up and left the common room and me being the emotionally unstable wench that I am I removed the memory.


Well that's a chapter up! All written in a day! Don't forget if you review 5 times you get a one shot! 4 people already have one!

My question for the chapter

Who should be roses councillor

1)George Weasley

2) mcgonagel

3)snapes portrait

4) Harry potter