The next day I woke up in my bedroom which is strange because I fell asleep in the sink in the bathroom. The meteorological phenomenon was happening again but gothicness is more important than weather phenomenons. My coffin was black on the outside and pink on the inside. I would go into detail but who wants to hear me describe my deeply gothic coffin? I put on gothic clothes blah blah corset blah blah blah I'm showing my boobs but I'm totes not a slut blahdey blah blah...etc. etc.

My friend Willow who has an illness where she cannot open her eyes until she sits up grins a flicks her long black hair. She is a poor soul and needs help physically and mentally because like me she is a psycho. She also puts on slutty goffick clothes and we both proceeded on put on our freaky make-up.

"Like totes OMFG I like totes saw you totes talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" She said excitedly in her annoying psycho voice.

"Yeah? So?"I said blushing

"So do you totes like Draco like?"She asked as we left the Slytherin common room and suddenly entered the Great Hall without the need to pass through hallways and stairs because we are totes above the preppy-ness of that!

"Like totes freaking no!"I lied

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then Draco walked up to me.

I hoped this conversation would be less boring,longer and his personality would be back to normal.

"Hi" he said.

Really "Hi" that's the best he can do?!But I like this guy even if he is a weirdo.

"Hi"I replied flirtily

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"Well Acceptable Charles are having a concert in Hogsmeade" AN:Because Good Charlotte do not exist in the wizarding world as super-tard Tara Gilesbie has failed to observe

"Oh. My. Gothic. God." I exclaimed like a super tard!"I love AC!They are my SECOND favourite band because my favourite band is My Alchemical Affair Of The Heart" Not MCR,who has time for filthy muggle bands?'

"Well do you want to go with me super tard or are you going to just going to stand there worshipping some gothic god?"

I gasped! :O :O :O :O