My name is Ingrid and I'm three

Yesterday I was an only child

And now I have a brother

He makes Daddy happy

I have never seen daddy smile till now

Daddy has not set him down since he was put into his arms

Daddy says his name is Vladimir

He says he is his heir

And I want to ask him what that is but

Daddy is not paying attention to me

It is making me angry

I don't think I like this baby very much

I don't think Mommy likes him either

I asked Gran what an heir is

She says when Daddy dies he will take the throne

I want the throne

But I have been told that I can not have a throne

I asked why and it is because I am a girl

I will have the throne

Even if I have to get rid of my baby brother to get it


I am Count Dracula

I am around 600

I have had a daughter for 3 years now

but I just had a son

Vladimir is his name

and he is my heir

He will be a great vampire

16 years cannot come soon enough

Then we will go hunting together

Father and son

I have a list of things I want him to do

Be evil of course

Fall asleep in a coffin while I read him a bedtime story

Want to know about vampire culture

Listen to his father

I'll teach him how to fly

Vladimir is my heir

and nothing will change that.


I am Magda Westenra

I am 233 years old

I just had a son

Countie is obsessed with him

He refuses to set him down

He calls him Vladdy

I hate nicknames

So I call him Vladimir

And I can see it is getting to Ingrid

Countie is paying her no attention

So I have to

My mother is telling her what an heir is

I wonder why she is curious

I bet the Count told her


I am Renfield

I work for Count Dracula

He is a vampire

He now has an heir

And he is less cruel now

I hope it stays this way

And he does not teach his son to be mean


I am Zoltan a stuffed hell hound I am writing a letter not a poem because I can. My new young master has just been born and I have been told to watch over him and I will do so I hope this goes well.


yeah I added all poems together all together and I will add another story soon I just need to write it so yeah