15 things against Emmett Cullen's Moral Character
1. Go to law/med/business school
2. Actually be serious for once
3. Not scare anyone for a whole week, let alone a day
4. Try to steal Bella away from Edward, that would just be idiotic
5. …wait, Emmett can be pretty idiotic sometimes
6. …so to make that against Emmett, he would have to be serious about it
7. …highly unlikely
8. Tell Rosalie that she isn't as pretty as she thinks she is
9. ….or as pretty as Bella (etc)
10. Bears are overrated
11 …so are weights (lifting weights…)
12. become religious
13. thinks bear hugs are overrated
14. stop trying to do idiotic things
15. trade in his jeep for something like Rosalie's or Alice's car (they're too girly, that's why he has a Jeep :D)
