Star Wars: The Smurf Wars

Chapter 2: Something, Something, Something, Smurfside

Today is my best day ever! Baker Smurf forgot to cover up his cakes after making them! Greedy Smurf said sinking his teeth into a cherry pie. But then, all of a sudden a laser bolt smashed through a widow and hit Greedy Smurf right through his forehead. Then Greedy Smurf's head slammed into the pie.

~~Outside~~

Hefty Smurf was dodging from bullets as he ran into the forest. He saw Coalminer Smurf next to him, but then Coalminer Smurf was shot in the back and his lifeless body rolled down the hill. This couldn't be happening! It had all started when those ten Smurfs appeared out of nowhere and started killing them." But suddenly a voice broke his thoughts.

"Oh my fucking god! We forgot the Smurfette!" Hefty Smurf turned around and started running up the cliff back towards the village.

~~In the Smurf Village~~

Hefty Smurf ran through the blasts and over dead bodies until he reached the Smurfette's house. Inside he saw the limp body of Smurfette and said. "Fuck." Then he slipped out the door. He was at the edge of the forest when he heard someone say.

"Oh, the great Darth Smurf all the remaining Smurfs have fled the village. It is now yours to control."

"Hey! Where's StormSmurfer 3?"

"He's dead, sir. Got hit in the balls with a rolling pin by some sort of Smurf with a chef's hat and then exploded. We shot the Smurf that killed him."

"Very well. What's the tally for the dead Smurfs of this village?"

"Well there was a baby but when we tried to kill it a girl got in the way, so we killed her, but when we turned around to kill the baby it was gone. But anyways, the death total is 37, sir."

"This is bad, real bad." Hefty Smurf thought as he returned to the forest.