Survivor
Infinity ward camp
Makarov: remember, we got one of treyarch's men out now all we have to do now is concen…
Gaz: TUMBALINTINA!WHERE IS THE EAGLE KING!AND THE WATERMELON!
Makarov: god dammit! Just concentrate!
Ghost: why am I still a giant flying octopus!
Giant flying mega shark: roar!
Debbie Gibson: wow this movie flopped.
Treyarch camp
Richtofen: oh hi takeo whatcha doin'!
Takeo( has a "iv'e been violated look)
Richtofen: (picks up the laptop in front of Takeo) what's deviant art? What does DempseyxRichtofen mean? (sees picture) Nein! Too many bad memories! It's zombie Idol all over again.
Takeo: he he. (looks at camera) I drew that folks, and to my fangirrs. (blows kiss to you) Or even to fan…guys?
First event.
Ingram: okay everyone, you must face your fear. Let's start with…Isabelle.
Isabelle: I am not afraid of anything.
Ingram: except bondage.
Isabelle: w-w-wha! Sacre bleu no!(smoke puffs)
Isabelle: what the fuck!(strapped to bedpost.)
Ingram: who'd like a go!
Doyle: me! Me! Me! Me!
Ingram: richtofen!
Richtofen: ja!
(I might add a scene with the deats and naked richtofen but as for now this is what youll hear.)
Isabelle: this is very nice actually. Oui, oui, Oui, OUI, OUI!
Richtofen: oh! Ja…ja ja ja…..Who is your daddy!
Ingram: she overcame well. Ha see what I did! I said overCAME! Now richtofen: your task is to…kiss Dempsey.
Richtofen: (remembers the richtofenxDempsey picture) (walks up and kisses Dempsey.)
Tank: i-i-i-i-I (starts crying)
(richtofen and takeo start crying also)
Ingram: Takeo…you must watch Mulan!
Takeo: okay?
Song: bring great honor to us all!
Takeo: I love this!
(later)
Matchmaker in movie: you have disgraced your family! You have no honor!
Takeo: (starts crying)
(later)
Ingram: tank your fear has already been experienced. Now Mason your turn!
(turns on barney)
Barney: 2+2=4!
Mason: the numbers! WHAT ARE THEY SAYING! AHHHHHH!(runs away)
Ingram: Your fear is…what do you hate?
Tanya: Nazis
Ingram: okay (pushes richtofen forward and she shoots his head off)
Ingram: okay, Doyle, your fear of heights.
Doyle: I'm not afraid of heights!
Ingram: (picks him up)
Doyle: AHHH! Put me down! Please!
Ingram: okay, now Dragovich, you must face your fear of Reznov.
Dragovich: hey reznov.
Reznov: (in dragovich's perspective he has fangs and a snake tongue and is hissing)
Dragovich: ah!
Ingram: Reznov you have no fear so we'll skip you, Dimirti, you must face your fear of beiber fever.(plays baby)
Dimitri: (suffers the effects of beiber fever, necrosis, vomiting and bleeding around the eyes.)
Next on Survivor: rebirth island, IW faces their fears.
Ingram: face your fear of yourself
Macmillan: nO!
