Survivor

Infinity ward camp

Makarov: remember, we got one of treyarch's men out now all we have to do now is concen…

Gaz: TUMBALINTINA!WHERE IS THE EAGLE KING!AND THE WATERMELON!

Makarov: god dammit! Just concentrate!

Ghost: why am I still a giant flying octopus!

Giant flying mega shark: roar!

Debbie Gibson: wow this movie flopped.

Treyarch camp

Richtofen: oh hi takeo whatcha doin'!

Takeo( has a "iv'e been violated look)

Richtofen: (picks up the laptop in front of Takeo) what's deviant art? What does DempseyxRichtofen mean? (sees picture) Nein! Too many bad memories! It's zombie Idol all over again.

Takeo: he he. (looks at camera) I drew that folks, and to my fangirrs. (blows kiss to you) Or even to fan…guys?

First event.

Ingram: okay everyone, you must face your fear. Let's start with…Isabelle.

Isabelle: I am not afraid of anything.

Ingram: except bondage.

Isabelle: w-w-wha! Sacre bleu no!(smoke puffs)

Isabelle: what the fuck!(strapped to bedpost.)

Ingram: who'd like a go!

Doyle: me! Me! Me! Me!

Ingram: richtofen!

Richtofen: ja!

(I might add a scene with the deats and naked richtofen but as for now this is what youll hear.)

Isabelle: this is very nice actually. Oui, oui, Oui, OUI, OUI!

Richtofen: oh! Ja…ja ja ja…..Who is your daddy!

Ingram: she overcame well. Ha see what I did! I said overCAME! Now richtofen: your task is to…kiss Dempsey.

Richtofen: (remembers the richtofenxDempsey picture) (walks up and kisses Dempsey.)

Tank: i-i-i-i-I (starts crying)

(richtofen and takeo start crying also)

Ingram: Takeo…you must watch Mulan!

Takeo: okay?

Song: bring great honor to us all!

Takeo: I love this!

(later)

Matchmaker in movie: you have disgraced your family! You have no honor!

Takeo: (starts crying)

(later)

Ingram: tank your fear has already been experienced. Now Mason your turn!

(turns on barney)

Barney: 2+2=4!

Mason: the numbers! WHAT ARE THEY SAYING! AHHHHHH!(runs away)

Ingram: Your fear is…what do you hate?

Tanya: Nazis

Ingram: okay (pushes richtofen forward and she shoots his head off)

Ingram: okay, Doyle, your fear of heights.

Doyle: I'm not afraid of heights!

Ingram: (picks him up)

Doyle: AHHH! Put me down! Please!

Ingram: okay, now Dragovich, you must face your fear of Reznov.

Dragovich: hey reznov.

Reznov: (in dragovich's perspective he has fangs and a snake tongue and is hissing)

Dragovich: ah!

Ingram: Reznov you have no fear so we'll skip you, Dimirti, you must face your fear of beiber fever.(plays baby)

Dimitri: (suffers the effects of beiber fever, necrosis, vomiting and bleeding around the eyes.)

Next on Survivor: rebirth island, IW faces their fears.

Ingram: face your fear of yourself

Macmillan: nO!