Heroes Revamped

I don't own Heroes, if I did, Future Peter wouldn't have ruined Season 3.

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What is Death? Science states that Death is the stopping of all body functions. Religion says it is the transience between this world and the next. Scholars believe it to be a path to the ultimate knowledge. But it is more than that. No one ever dies. The only True Death, is when all those you have touched, all the people you've helped, all the contributions you've made, crumble into the dirt the Earth is made of. How long will you live after you have died?

Chapter 2: Return

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A car drives down a long stretch of highway. The sun had set long ago.

The driver pulls off the interstate and into a motel. A man in horn-rimmed glasses jumps from the car and bursts through a door. Before the first shot is fired, he is slung out, as if expected. Sylar walks out of the room.

"Hello, Noah. So good to see you again."

Sylar lifts HRG off the ground and pins him against a wall.

"Seems you're keeping well."

He walks over to him.

"And how is that daughter of yours?"

"You leave her out of this?!"

"But Noah, she's my whole plan."

Shots go off. Sylar turns around and sees that the driver had gotten out of the car. Before he can throw the driver, he feels a strangeness. He is unable to move. He looks closely, and sees that the driver is touching the ground. A Terrapath.

Sylar was covered with a large amount of dirt, unable to move. Bob walks over to him.

"Oh, Sylar. You didn't think you could win forever, did you?"

Bob touched the mound of dirt that held Sylar as the last of it covered his head. When Bob was done, there was a Sylar-sized statue made of gold in front of him. Noah fell to the ground. Bob walked over to him and helped him up.

"Now we're even." Bob said.

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Claire Bennet was running down the hallway of a hospital. She turned a corner and saw sitting on the floor leaning against a wall.

"Peter."

"Claire, what are you doing here?"

"I saw the news. I came as fast as I could."

"Wait, what are you talking about.?"

She went inside the room with Nathan's body in it. She pulled out a syringe and jabbed herself with it. When she took it out, it was full of blood. She then injected Nathan.

"What are you doing?"

"Watch."

And Peter did watch. Watch as the color slowly returned to Nathan's skin. Watch as the scar above his left knuckle he'd had since a kid healed, and as Nathan opened his eyes and took in a deep breath.

"Nathan!"

Nathan looked at his brother.

"Pete?"

Peter hugged his brother tightly.

"How am I-?"

"It was me."

They both looked at Claire.

"Apparently, when someone is injected with my blood, it heals them."

Peter pulled her in and the three shared a group hug as they laughed, not knowing these times would not last long.

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Issac Mendez opened his eyes again. Not being able to believe it.

'How am I alive?' He thought. 'I shouldn't be alive. Sylar cut the top of my head off. I died.'

"Mr. Mendez?"

"Um, yes?"

"You need to sign these?"

"For what?"

"Just standard forms."

"Okay."

He took the forms, feeling a tad on edge.

"Why do I feel so jumpy?"

"Because you've just woken up from a coma my dear boy."

He looked around. No one.

"Over here."

He turned to the man standing in the corner.

"Um, do I know you?"

"Maybe. I seem to have my thumb in so many pies lately. But it doesn't matter if you know me, what matters is that I know you. I am the one who payed for your hospital bills after all."

"Really? Well, I guess I need to thank you then."

"No need. Just doing my part as a good citizen. Well, I believe I'll be going now."

The man put on his hat and started walking away.

"Wait!"

The man turned around.

"I don't even know you're name."

"Ah yes, how rude of me. My name is Linderman."

"Very nice to meet you Mr. Linderman."

"It is an honor to meet you as well Mr. Mendez. I believe we may see each other a lot more now. Til then."

Linderman walks away, leaving an odd chill down Issac's spine.

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Hiro and Ando were at a loss. The safe Hiro's father had said to not be opened was, and something important was important was stolen from it according to the video, they had no clue who could have taken it, and the food Ando had ordered was messed up.

"What do you think we should do?"

Silence. The longest silence ever.

"I have an idea!" Hiro said suddenly.

"What?"

"Whoever stole this, must have bad intentions, right?"

"Yes."

"That makes them a villain, right?"

"Yes."

"And how do you catch a villain?"

"Put on spandex and run around with a bazooka firing madly hoping it hits them?"

"Yes! Wait, no. You think like them!"

"Of course! But how would we do that?"

"We don't have too. Luckily I have one to spare."

That night

Thanks to Hiro's power to bend the space/time continuum to hell and back, they were at a cemetery digging a hole.

"How much deeper?" Ando asked.

"Not far."

Clang. They hit something.

Hiro used his power and somehow got the coffin out of the ground with his......power to defy common sense. He opened the coffin and a hand shot out.

"Hiro, I'm gonna kill you!" Adam said.

After many funny and unnecessary lines that ended in 'back in the hole' Adam Monroe agreed to help them.

Adam has joined your party.

"Did you hear that?" Hiro said aloud.

Even later that night

Adam lead Hiro and Ando to a bar that reeked 'DO NOT COME IN HERE!!!!' they ignored common sense and followed the plot.

"Alright, the trick is to not look like absolute weaklings."

Adam walked away and Ando puffed out his chest.

"What are you doing?"

"What? This is my tough guy walk."

They walked over to the bar Adam was at and sat down. Adam questioned the barkeep and got his information.

"Okay guys, follow me."

Hiro and Ando followed Adam to the back alley.

"Okay, it's very important you listen to me. Hey look something shiny!"

"Shiny! Where?!

They both turned around as Adam ran off. He didn't go far though. He got knocked out and was thrown into the back of a van that drove off, all while Hiro and Ando heard nothing of this.

Adam has left your party...by kidnapping

"There's that noise again." Hiro said.

"Oh no. He's gone!"

"Damn. We can't do anything right!"

Just then, the giant panda float floated by overhead.

Moving on.

Chapter End

Author's Note: Before I get flamed, Hiro and Ando are supposed to be comic relief characters. And I will continue to make them so.