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32. Beast Boy: I am no longer allowed to start a game of stankball using the girls clothes.
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33. I am not aloud to go into Raven's room, no matter how much of an emergency it is.
34. I should not tease Cyborg about not being able to do the robot.
35. If, under any circumstances, I am left in the Tower alone, I will sit in the corner of my room and not move until the other Titans get back.
36. I will not make fun if the way Starfire talks, or I will have to face Robin.
37. Cyborg's recharge generator thingy is NOT for downloading ANY video game of ANY type.
38. I will not beat Raven (or anyone else) up when they talk bad about Terra.
39. I will not sing The Duck Song, no matter how many ducks I see walking near a lemonade stand.
40. I will not bother Raven when she is asleep. (I still have bruises from the last time...)
-41. I am not allowed to use the T-ship to look for cat planet.
42. If I somehow manage to find said planet, I am not allowed to bring home a few of the cats. Or any, for that matter.
43. I am not allowed in the tower alone. EVER.
44. Being on top of the tower does count as being in it.
45. I am not allowed in any form of vehicle as a llama.
46. I am not allowed to attempt to turn into a "mine turtle", whatever that is.
47. I am not allowed on the island as long as I have any number of "safety torches" exceeding zero.
48. Irken Law does not apply, and even if it did, I'm still the shortest.
49. Even if Irken law did apply, turning into a graffe does not mean I'm the "Almighty Tallest".
50. Penguin Law does not apply, so a moped is not "up for grabs" if someone sets it on fire.
51. If I do manage to get the rest of the Titans to play Rhythm Heaven, I am not allowed to say "together now" at random intervals.
52. Or non-random intervals.
53. despite the fact that the sun is in fact on fire, I am not allowed to use penguin law to claim it and every other star in the universe.
54. Even if I am actually a penguin at the time.
55. For the last time, pumpkins do, in fact, exist!
56. If somehow, Raven becomes addicted to Homestuck, I am not allowed to enter her mind and mess around with John. Or Dave. Or anyone else for that matter.
57. I am not allowed to show anyone, ever, the SCP foundation. Espescially Raven and Larry.
58. Furthermore, I am never allowed to turn into an SCP. Especially 682.
59. I am not allowed to use Control Freak's remote to enter video games. Especially first person shooters, survival horror games or Pikmin.
60. This doesn't mean I can take characters out of those games instead.
For those of you who are wondering- numbers 48 and 49 are from Invader Zim, and 50, 53 and 54 are from a web comic called BlankIt.
We recommend not looking up the SCP Foundation unless you're about 14 or so. Same goes for Homestuck.
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