I own nothing. I would like to thank Cap Full of Whimsy for helping me. I hope that this little number helps keep you all ready and gives you a nice little Death Battle fill for the show.
Anyway, here you go.
Episode 1: Luffy vs Gai.
Wiz nodded and said, "Here on death battle, we have seen some very strange characters come through on more than one occasion."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, but these guys are definitely pretty high on the weird scale. Monkey D. Luffy, the captain of the straw hat pirates."
Wiz said, "And Might Guy, the hidden leaf villages' green beast."
Boomstick said, "He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick, and we're going to see which of these two hand-to-hand brawlers can win a death battle.
The doors closed and reopened.
Wiz crossed his arms and said, "Many years ago, a pirate named Gol D. Roger did something no one else did…he conquered the grand line."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, and that is a fear…filled with strange fighters, complete weirdos, and who knows what else, the grand line was no picnic…except for him. Unfortunately, Roger was dying and decided to turn himself in."
The gun lover chuckled and said, "What a bad ass…wanting to go out on his own terms."
Wiz said, "On the executioner's block Roger declared that he had left his entire fortune in one place, and if they wanted it they would have to find it. The treasure known only as One Piece."
Boomstick gained a thoughtful look and said, "You know…in hindsight, they probably should have gagged the guy when they brought him up to kill him and not give him his last words. Anyway, after that pirates charged for the sea in search of that treasure…kickstarting the great pirate era!"
Wiz said, "Dozens of pirates set sail ready to claim the title of king…one of them from the East Blue…a strange boy with a huge appetite and a straw hat. His name was Monkey D. Luffy."
Wiz pressed a button summoning an image of Luffy, with his trademark straw hat, a red jacket with a yellow sash around his waist, the coat open to show his X-shaped scar, blue jean shorts, and sandals.
Boomstick muttered, "Stupid name."
Monkey D. Luffy
Captain of Straw Hat Pirates
Height: 5'81/2"
Born on children's day
Bounty: 500 million
Boomstick said, "Despite his name sounding completely ridiculous, Luffy has powerful genes in his veins. Given that he's the son of a revolutionary named Dragon, a much better name in my opinion, and the grandson of Garp, the hero of the marines."
Wiz said, "Luffy spent most of his young life raised by a group of mountain bandits near his hometown, but when his grandfather came by he proved that he wasn't exactly…a good parent."
Boomstick said, "You're damn right. He threw Luffy into a bottomless ravine, left him alone in the jungle, and even tied him to balloons and let him fly off once. However, this all proved to thicken Luffy's skin, making him incredibly strong, but more on that later."
Wiz said, "While his grandfather was away, Luffy found inspiration in a pirate who came by his hometown, the famous Red-Haired Shanks, who inspired Luffy with the way he lived. He wanted to joint him so bad that he even stabbed himself just below the eye to prove how tough he was."
They show a clip of a younger Luffy, stabbing himself just below his eye giving him his trademark scar.
Boomstick laughed and said, "Damn, a kid and he's already hardcore."
Wiz said, "Eventually, Shanks had to leave and when he did, he left Luffy his hat with the promise that he would see him again when he became a great pirate…and what better way than to find the One Piece and become the pirate king!"
Boomstick laughed and said, "I like this guy! You'd think this kid would be a washout, just by looking at him, but Luffy is incredibly powerful for being so small."
Physical abilities
Immense strength, speed, durability
Tactical genius
Parasomnia
Poison resistance
Wiz explained, "Luffy is incredibly strong for his size. Even as a child he said he could punch like a pistol. Given how strong he is now it seems highly likely that this isn't an exaggeration."
Boomstick said, "Yeah! Those arms are more like cannons now. Luffy is easily capable of shattering stone and steel with his bare hands. Hell, he once pushed over two buildings while he was stuck in between them."
Wiz said, "He's got the durability to match his strength. He's powered through several blows and other assaults that would have killed a normal person and got right back up like it was nothing. He's taken on entire groups of enemies while severely injured and doesn't even bat an eye. He's even got the stamina to follow, fighting for eleven hours straight!"
Boomstick said, "He's also pretty damn fast. He's anticipated moves that not many could see coming and dodged them with ease, even going up against a giant drugged up shark man, WHILE INSIDE AN INNER TUBE, and making it look easy."
Wiz said, "On top of all that, Luffy is a tactical genius. He's been able to come up with some impressive and inventive ways, all thanks to a rather childish mindset, which makes him not only creative, but very unpredictable."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, and this fits his fighting style to a T. Since Luffy fights with instincts, and no moral code, he can fight however he wants to."
Wiz said, "Luffy also has some unique attributes through fighting. After missing several meals, Luffy gained parasomnia, the ability to be active…and by be active, we mean eat, while asleep, and after being nearly poisoned to death, became resistant to poisons to the point he can shrug off poison from a blue ringed octopus, which is considered one of the most poisonous on the planet, and even large clouds of poisonous gas!"
Boomstick said, "Damn…imagine if a doctor ever got a sample of this guys blood. Imagine how much poison someone could make antidotes for! I would never have to fear poisonous creatures again…that'll show up my cousin Frank at the family reunion."
Wiz looked at his cohost and sighed.
"Boomstick's strange family aside," Wiz said, "Luffy has another weapon against his enemies…a devil fruit power."
Devil Fruit Power
Gum-Gum Fruit
Type: Paramecia
Abilities granted: Elasticity
Pros: Can be stretched and not snapped, immune to blunt force trauma and electricity.
Cons: Can still be cut, extreme heat could melt him, can be injured with blunt force with enough striking power.
Boomstick said, "In the world of one piece, there are these weird ass things called devil fruit, that grant super powers to people who eat them. Luffy ate the most common kind…and paramecia type called the gum-gum fruit."
Wiz continued, "As the name suggests Luffy's entire body became elastic…in other words he had become a rubber man. This sounds useless at first, but it gives Luffy all kinds of abilities."
Boomstick laughed and said, "You bet it does. Luffy is now immune to blunt force trauma and can deflect bullets. He's even brushed off being electrocuted by a hundred million volts."
Wiz said, "Luffy takes advantage of this by stretching his limbs incredibly far and slinging them forward, like a giant rubber band of pain."
Boomstick said, "Yeah. Luffy's main weapons are his punches such as the Gum-Gum Pistol, which can send opponents flying. He can spin his punching arm for the Gum-Gum Rifle and use both hands for the Gum-Gum Bazooka."
Wiz said, "He's not limited to just his fists. Luffy can perform a round house to create the Gum-Gum Whip to lash away enemies. His Gum-Gum Axe is strong enough to split a thick deck of a floating restaurant in half, and destroy Arlong Park, a five-story building, floor by floor. Even stronger is his Gum-Gum Storm which had enough force to push Crocodile, one of the seven warlords at the time, through a layer of bedrock."
They showed each move, Luffy performing the pistol on Alvida, the Rifle against Blueno, the Bazooka against Enel, the Whip against a group of marines, the Axe during the battle at the Baratie and Arlong Park, the Storm against Crocodile.
Boomstick whistled and said, "Damn…this guy never skips legs day. Anyway, with these powers combined with Luffy's tactical mind and mindset, Luffy's come up with some crazy moves and tactics…which makes you wonder…"
Wiz said, "One of those moves in the Gum Gum Chomp which Luffy uses to bite his opponent. Another example could be the Gum Gum Balloon, where he inflates his stomach by inflating his body to withstand impacts."
Boomstick said, "Or when he fought that this weirdo with long earlobes who called himself god,and used the Gum Gum Octopus to get past his ability to predict the future."
They show a clip of Luffy using the Gum Gum Balloon to bounce back the Buggy Ball and when he kept the ship from crashing into a rock on an upward current. They show him using the Gum Gum Octopus and then the Octopus Fireworks against Enel.
Wiz said, "Luffy was powerful and it showed through his adventures, gathering a crew of others all in the name of adventure. He's fought against and defeated some of the most notorious pirates of the sea, including Crocodile and Gecko Moriah, two the seven warlords. A group of pirates so powerful that the world government preferred to work with them, rather than against them."
Boomstick said, "Yeah…unfortunately it wasn't enough. The crew got separated, Luffy wound up on an island full of hot scantily clad ladies, hitched a ride to pirate Alcatraz to break his big brother out of jail, got poisoned, survived, escaped with a lot of help, fought in an epic war…and then his brother Ace died…spoiler warning by the way."
They show an image of Luffy recruiting his crewmates and then his brother dying in his arms, following Luffy letting out his broken cry.
Wiz said, "After that Luffy's spirit was broken. He almost killed himself out of grief, but with the memory of his crew, Luffy decided that he need to train. To do this he sent a secret message through a newspaper to tell his crew to wait two years before they set out to the new world."
Boomstick said, "Yep…Luffy made a good decision that day as he found himself training on an island that had more than four seasons a year, and massive animals on steroids. Not to mention, he was being trained by Rayleigh…the first mate to the king of the pirates Gol D. Roger."
Wiz said, "It was here that Luffy unlocked the potential of his energy within…Haki."
Haki
Metaphysical energy used by people, animals, and creatures.
Color of Observation
– can predict attacks, detect people/objects, can see into the future briefly
Color of Armament
– enhances striking power and engulfs his arms in fire, allows him to touch Logia fruit eaters
Conqueror's Spirit
– Can release to knock out single people, groups, and even a large army, Luffy's specialty
Wiz said, "Haki is a special metaphysical energy that can be harness by all life from humans being to fishmen and even animals. Luffy can use this energy in different ways during battle."
Boomstick said, "My personal favorite is armament haki which is Luffy's go to haki in battle. He uses this to harden his arms, greatly increasing his striking power. Hell, Luffy can even light his arms on fire with this haki. This fire is so hot that it can be burn underwater…despite being you know…fire!
They show a clip of Luffy fighting Hody Jones and his using the Red Hawk.
Wiz said, "This is an affront to science, but Luffy does tend to make his own rules. Moving on, Luffy also uses observation haki. This haki allows Luffy to detect people in a large area and predict attacks, to the point that he can dodge a barrage of bullets. Most recently, Luffy has even used this haki to get brief glimpses into the future!"
Boomstick laughed and said, "That is so awesome, but Luffy's specialty is the haki strawberry flavor…a type only used by a select few…known only as the conqueror's spirit, or Conqueror's Haki. This haki allows Luffy to submit his will on others…and knock them out. Luffy himself is so powers that he knocked 50,000 fishmen in a single moment! All while looking like a bad ass!"
They show the clip from the war on fishman island where Luffy is surrounded by enemies and all of them suddenly fall to the ground unconscious.
Wiz said, "While all this is impressive, Luffy knows that he needs new powers to protect his friends, so he came up with a unique way to do that. He enhances himself with special transformations referred to as gears."
Gear Transformations
Second Gear
-Kick start heart to increase blood flow, allowing for shave technique
-increases speed and striking power
Third Gear
-blows air into bones with "Bone Balloon"
-increases mass which increases force of blows
-can be used on two limbs at a time
Fourth Gear
-3 known variatns
1. Bounce Man
-uses muscle balloon to increase size and strength
-can fly with elastic force
-body remains rubbery, despite being armored
2. Tank Man
-sacrifices speed for increased defense
3. Fourth Gear – Snake Man
-speed increases over time
-mainly used for agile opponents
-less defensive than Bounce Man
Wiz said, "First, there is Luffy's Second Gear. By pumping his arms and legs, Luffy kickstarts his heart allowing him to pump blood at a faster rate, resulting in steam coming out his pores and his skin turning pink. Doing so strengthens Luffy's body allowing him to perform the shave technique, an assassination technique that grants him incredible speed by kicking off the ground multiple times. This greatly increases Luffy striking power. He can even use this blood pumping combined with haki for the before mentioned Red Hawk attack. While originally needing his legs, he refined it to the point he only needs one arm."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, while in this state Luffy's strong enough to send this giant bull thing flying, when it took him and two other people to do it. He's even strong enough to one-punch a pacifista, a super robot made by the navy that took the entire straw hat crew to take down."
Shows both clips of the fight with the Minotaurus in Impel Down, the first with Buggy and Mr. 3, and the final one with Luffy in Gear 2, and the scene when Luffy returned to Sabaody.
Wiz said, "This form does have its drawbacks as it causes Luffy to use up a lot of energy and supercharging his heart like this does damage his body. If he isn't careful, Luffy can leave himself exhausted."
Boomstick said, "That's why he came up with his Third Gear. By blowing air into his thumb like an old-timey cartoon, Luffy can send air into his bones, making his arms grow to massive size! With this he's strong enough to smash through large steel doors. Luffy can also focus haki into his arms and legs for moves like the Elephant Gun and Grizzly Magnum. Guns that I really got to get my hands on! That'll teach the bastard who keeps raiding my fridge!"
Wiz said, "And if one attack doesn't' work, Luffy can send the air through is bones to different parts of his body for different attacks. If that isn't enough he can also use it defensively, greatly expanding his stomach with the Gum Gum Balloon to absorb powerful or large attacks, like when he was attacked by Sengoku during the War of the Best. Luffy has even combined it with his Second Gear for the Gum Gum Giant Shell, but doing so put a huge amount of strain on his body."
Boomstick nodded and said, "Easily one of his cooler moments, but Luffy was reduced to child size after using it, but apparently he grew out of that."
Wiz said, "As powerful as these forms are, they pale in comparison to Luffy's strongest form, Fourth Gear."
Boomstick said, "Why is this so impressive? Well, this gear has multiple forms which Luffy can use. First up, is Bounce Man."
Wiz said, "In this state Luffy boasts incredible strength and speed. With the haki covering his expanded skin, he is still armored and maintains his rubbery defense. He can even manipulate his arm to extend for an insane amount of length with his Python technique thanks to his armament haki."
Boomstick said, "Yeah…but that isn't all. Luffy can attack with moves like the kong gun, which is powerful enough to send even the mighty Doflamingo, one of the four emperors and former warlord, flying for what looks like miles! To do this, he compresses his arms and unleashes powerful haki-enhanced blows, such as the Kong Gun and Rhino Schneider."
Wiz said, "If that isn't enough Luffy can attain a type of flight by compressing his legs and using the elastic force. And if he wants to add even more power to his attacks, he can blow even more air into his arms for the mighty King Kong Gun which had enough force to smash through two layers of Doflamingo's Spider Web shields, and still had enough lift up and destroy a good amount of a city!"
Wizard then brought down the board of wizdom. It showed an image of the damage caused by the attack.
The genius explained, "Given that Dressrosa is based on real-world Rome or Italy, by comparing the buildings in Dressrosa to the height of its citizens in the street we can use their height to determine the depth and radius of the chunk Luffy just sent flying. Going by the three-story tower with a conical roof that we can see on the plates and some earlier shots of dressrosa streets, it's roughly equal to thirteen Italian men tall, or 2299.7 cm/23 meters. Using it as a measuring tool, by my calculations the plate is 92 metres thick and 351 across; which assuming the structure is composed of limestone like most of the earth's surface layer, puts the weight at over 550 052.74 tons. This means that Luffy's King Kong punch has, at minimum, a recoil force of over 21 megatons."
As he spoke, multiple equations appeared all over the board.
(2xpix351)x(92) or (2205.39804 x 92) or 202896.61968 cubic metres of limestone = 550 052.74 tons
upwards displacement of 175.5 metres in 6 seconds, 29.25 metres a second, plus force to resist gravity (9.8/ms), 39.05
force = more than 550052.74 X 39.05 or over 21,479,559.497 tonnes/21.69 megatons
Boomstick laughed and said, "Hell yeah! Not enough fighting power for you, well Luffy has two more known forms he can use."
The gun lover ran through a console and brought up and image of Luffy's Tank Man form.
He explained, "During his battle with the stupidly named Cracker, Luffy revealed the Tank Man."
Wiz said, "Originally this was believed to be a momentary technique, however, Luffy referred to it as his stuffed version, meaning that this is just a variant on it. While difficult to explain, due to how this version works, it is likely that this form lives up to its name, sacrificing movement for incredible defense, as this form was able to tank an armament haki infused attack from Cracker, who managed to cut Luffy's arm when he was in his Bounce Man form."
Boomstick said, "And on the opposite end of the weapon is Luffy's Snake Man form. This form does the opposite of the Tank man, sacrificing his defense for an insane boost in speed. He's so fast, the can keep up with a Katakiri, a guy who can see into the future!"
Wiz nodded and said, "There is no doubt that Luffy's Fourth Gear in incredibly powerful, but it does have its drawbacks."
Boomstick yelled, "Like all things awesome there is a time limit. Luffy can only hold this form for a short amount of time. Once it reaches that limit, he can't use Haki for ten minutes and can be left exhausted and unable to move."
Boomstick thought about it for a moment and said, "Hey Wiz…since the Fourth Gear forms are all the same…just blowing air into his body…shouldn't Luffy be able to switch between the just by letting out or bringing in air?"
Wiz smiled and said, "That is a good question. It is currently unknown whether Luffy needs to deactivate one of his Fourth Gear forms or not. It is possible, but if he did, it would probably cut a chunk of time out of the time limit that he has."
Boomstick nodded and said, "Got it."
Wiz nodded and said, "This brings us to a few of Luffy's problems."
Weaknesses
Devil Fruit Eater Weaknesses
-Can't Swim
-Sea stone can cancel out abilities and drain strength
-Haki can be used to bypass his blunt force immunity
Single mindedness
Stupidity
Wiz said, "As a devil fruit eater, Luffy lost his ability to swim and will sink like an anchor when he falls into the water. His powers can also be negated by sea prism stone and haki enhanced blows can bypass his immunity to blunt force trauma."
Wiz then snapped his fingers as he remembered something and said, "Also, as we've seen with Rob Lucci's Six King Gun, and the Impact Dials from Skypiea, enough force can overload Luffy's defense to blunt force trauma. Whether or not this is due to Haki, is still up for debate."
Boomstick said, "On top of that…Luffy is a freaking moron. He's fallen for terrible disguises and lies. Plus, Luffy's trust can be bought easily with food, especially meat."
Wiz said, "All of this is due to Luffy's childish mindset, which while good in combat for being unpredictable, makes him easily prone to distraction and being sidetracked by his own desires as Luffy is pretty selfish."
Boomstick said, "Despite this, Luffy has done a lot of impressive stuff
Feats
Defeated Doflamingo, Cracker Charlotte, and Hody Jones on Steroids
Pushed apart two buildings
Dodged bullet swarms
Survived the Six King Gun point blank
Fought Cracker for 11 hours straight.
Fighting Katakuri while horrible injured
Knocked out 50,000 fishmen with a single pulse of Haki
Fought Charlotte Katakuri, a stronger, faster version of luffy who can see the future, and won
Boomstick said, "He's knocked over buildings, defeated scores of marines, pirates, and fishmen single handedly.""
Wiz said, "He's defeated the master assassin Rob Lucci in hand to hand combat, and managed to take on two of the seven warlords, as we've stated. Though in some cases Luffy did have some help from his crew."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, unlike most pirates who treasure gold, Luffy treasures his bonds. If you attack and hurt his crew, you best be ready for a world of hurt!"
The doors closed and then reopened.
Wiz said, "In the Narutoverse, there are a plethora of bizarre creatures. Massive sake drinking toads, giant man-eating snakes, huge leech monsters, and giant rampaging beasts of pure energy."
Shows images of Gamabunta, Manda, the zero-tailed leech, and the other tailed beasts.
Boomstick said, "Yeah, but there is one beast who stands out amongst them. His name…is Might Guy."
Wiz pressed a button on his remote showing a tall muscular man wearing a tight green jumpsuit, with orange leg warmers, blue sandals, a lighter green vest, and a red belt with a metal plate on it with a symbol. His hair was black in a bowl cut with large eyebrows.
Might Guy
Rank: Jonin, currently retired
Affinities: Fire and lightning
Title: Konoha's Green Beast of Prey…or Bushier Brows.
Leader of Team Guy and Third-Division
Wiz said, "Growing up Guy…wasn't really expected to do much."
Boomstick said, "Yeah…his dad, Duy, was known as the eternal genin, basically the lowest rank a ninja can be. Unfortunately, Guy inherited his old man's ability…that being he sucked at everything except hand-to-hand combat."
Wiz said, "However, after graduating and finding himself in the third shinobi war, Guy's team was attacked by the 7 Swordsman, a group of ninjas from the Kirigakure with strange and powerful weapons. It was here that Duy proved his worth, holding off the 7 warriors so his son and team could get away. Unfortunately, he died in the process."
Boomstick said, "Hey, he died being a badass and saving his son. He did what all fathers should do…of course I wouldn't know."
Wiz looked at his cohost awkwardly, who then opened a beer and drank it.
Wiz said, "Right…Anyway, with the death of his father, Guy would be inspired. Training to master the technique he spent his days working on. This would lead to him becoming an expert in taijutsu, or hand-to-hand combat."
Boomstick said, "Your damn right!"
Abilities and equipment
Taijutsu Expert
Inhuman stamina
Anti-sharingan method
Weapons of choice
-Shoshuga (Twing Attacking Fangs)
-Bow and Arrow
-Kusarigama
Wiz said, "Guy is a master of hand-to-hand combat. Anticipating movements of his opponents and fighting them on equal ground."
Boomstick said, "His training over the years, and challenging his rival Kakashi, has led to him gaining inhuman stamina and strength, which would probably make any woman happy if he could ever get laid."
Boomstick then thought about a bunch of little Guys running around and said, "On second thought, I'm glad he never got married, but at least he got a devoted follower in Rock Lee."
Wiz said, "Horrible visions aside all of this strength comes together in Guy's fighting style…the Strong Fist!"
The Strong Fist and Techniques
Users boast incredible speed and strength
Striking power is insane
Known Techniqes
-Dynamic Entry and Action
-Front Lotus
-Leaf Coiling Whirlwind
-Leaf Coiling Wind
-Leaf Drop
-Leaf Gale
-Leaf Great Flash and Whirlwind
-Leaf Gust
-LeafRock-Destroying Rise
-Leaf Strong Whirlwind
-Leaf Whirlwind
-Reverse Lotus
-Shadow of the Dancing Leaf
Boomstick said, "The Strong Fist is Guy's personal style, which he would teach to Lee. This fighting style relies on meeting an opponent with equal or overwhelming force, hardening the body to withstand damage, and striking with enough force to shatter bones. With it, Guy can shatter bones, shatter boulders, and punch people through walls! Damn…I think I might need to get on the Guy training program.
Wiz said, "This is combined with Guy's surprisingly tactical mind. He can come up with strategies during combat, and he's even come up with a way to counter the Sharingan, which can predict the movements of opponents."
Boomstick said, "He's also got some sick moves under his belt. Like the Leaf Whirlwind, the Dynamic Entry, and the Front Lotus, which is basically a spinning ninja piledriver…wait…does he know Zangief?"
Wiz said, "I doubt it. Aside from that, Guy is known to use weapons when his fists aren't enough. He's been seen using a bow and arrow, a kusarigama, a chain scythe, and a special pair of nunchaku, dubbed Shoshuga."
Boomstick said, "But when all of this isn't enough this green beast has one last trick up his sleeves. The Eight gates!"
The Eight Gates Technique
Gate of opening – removes restraints on muscles
Gate of Healing – forcibly increases strength and reenergizes the body
Gate of Life – increases blood flow causing the skin to turn red
-Reverse Lotus Technique
-Violent Leaf Adamantine-Strength Kick
Gate of Pain – increases speed and power, may tear muscle tissue
Gate of Limit – increases speed and power
Gate of View – increases speed and power, forms vortex in water around user
-Morning Peacock Technique
Gate of Wonder – increases speed and power, forms blue aura from evaporated sweat, muscle fibers are shredded
-Daytime Tiger
Gate of Death – steaming red aura, body pushed past absolute limits, making heart pump at maximum
-Evening Elephant
-Night Guy
-Fatal
Wiz pressed a button and the Board of Wizdom came down. It showed an image of Guy, and X-rayed his body, showing his chakra network, which soon vanished and showed several areas in the body, highlighted by circles. Two in the brain, and six in the body.
Wiz explained, "In the Narutoverse, ninjas use chakra, a mix of physical and spiritual energy, for superhuman feats, like walking on water, or other stuff like that. As such, each person has a chakra system, and that system has special gates located throughout the body. By opening these gates, Guy can break the limits of his body.
Boomstick said, "As each gate is opened, Guy becomes even stronger. The gate of opening removes the restraints on his muscles, and if he's feeling down he can use the gate of healing to get a second wind."
Show images of Gai with a light green aura around him.
Wiz continued, "With the gate of Life, the blood flow in Guy's body increases, much like Luffy's Second Gear, and enables him to use techniques like the Reverse Lotus, a more destructive version of the Front Lotus, and the Violent Leaf Adamantine-Strength Kick. This is an indication that Guy's speed and strength are now herculean."
Boomstick said, "But there is more! After enhancing with the gates of pain, limit, and view, Guy can unleash sure-kill attack called the Morning Peacock, a barrage of punches so fast that his hands catch fire!"
Wiz said, "It think now is a good time to mention that Guy does not use chakra very much in his fights. Meaning that this is all him…and it means that, in this state, his body can withstand creating fire from the sheer friction, which puts his fist speed around 1700 miles per hour, a speed similar to a spacecraft entering the atmosphere.Ironically this method actually turned out to be a huge advantage against certain defences like the truth-seeking balls, which protect the user from powerful blasts and jutsus by redirecting and nullifying opponents chakra, but are apparently a lot less useful when the opponent isn't using any"
Boomstick said, "And for one last shot, he can activate the Gate of Wonder, which adds even more power to those fire flinging fists. Like this he can use the Daytime Tiger, a powerful punch, again with no chakra, so powerful that it can unleash a massive shockwave, large enough to eclipse an island and can be felt miles away!"
Wiz interjected saying, "Well that COULD be a perspective mistake, the blast is actually pretty far off shore, so the island looks a lot smaller than it is, but we know for sure the blast IS big enough to cover a tailed beast, which are typically 80 meters tall. And when the chips the down, Guy can activate the final gate, the Gate of Death. This increases all of the strength added by the other gates by causing his heart to pump at maximum strength."
Boomstick added, "And making him give off a red aura that looks so goddamn awesome! Seriously, that aura is formed out of his blood, which can't stay in his body since it is pumping so damn hard!"
Wiz said, "While in this state, Guy can use the Evening Elephant, which had enough force to immobilize the incredibly overpowered Madara Uchiha and dig a tunnel into the ground."
Wiz brought down the board of wizdom again and showed the fight between Guy and Madara near the end of the Naruto series.
Wiz said, "By comparing the width of the tunnel from where Guy hit him, about 80 meters up, to the width from Madara's view at the bottom, w can guess that this tunnel if about 1120 meters deep, and compared to his height it's about twice as wide, or 3.64 meters which means that guy punched about 4076.8 square meters of bedrock out of existence. by comparing to the pressure used by high-power water cutters on limestone, around 60,000 psi we can estimate that this attack hits with a force of 4.37 megatons, with all five reaching a combined force upwards of 21.85 megatons of force."
Boomsitck said, "But the real show stopper in this fight is his Ultimate Technique…Night Guy!"
They show an image of Guy, in the Eighth Gate State, crouching with a dragon-shaped aura around his body, and launching forward and striking with an incredible amount of force.
Wiz said, "After forming a dragon out of the bloody mist and chakra, he can unleash a brutal kick so fast, that even space can't escape, making it impossible for an opponent to escape."
Boomstick said, "Yeah…this move was powerful enough to nearly destroy Madara…too bad it nearly killed Guy in the process."
Wiz said, "This brings us to the gates' massive flaw. Each gate puts strain on the body, causing muscle tissue to tear, and muscle fibers to be ripped to shreds. The Eight gate also lives up to its name as it drains the user's life force by burning out their chakra lines."
Wiz said, "Yeah, Guy knew that, and he still did it as it was his rule to only use the eighth gate to protect someone precious, in his case his student Lee. He even managed to survive a few minutes before his body destroyed itself but was saved last-minute by Naruto…our hero who had basically become Ninja Jesus, as Boomstick would put it."
Boomstick said, "While he survived, Gai was crippled and had to retire as a ninja. However, there is no doubt he did some great things."
Feats and Accomplishments
Was declared Legendary by Madara Uchiha
Withstood a fight with Kisame Hoshigaki
Ran around Konoha 500 times on his hands, and several other difficult feats
Fought for two days straight, supposedly
Boomstick said, "He's held his own against Kisame Hoshigaki, who was declared the most powerful of the 7 swordsmen, the group that his father Duy held off when he was a boy. He's made the giant demon statue stumble by kicking it in the toe, and managed to survive a few minutes after using his final technique, Night Guy."
Wiz said, "In the end, Guy became a legend for his incredible skill and strength."
Boomstick said, "Even as a cripple, he still manages to fight, even with his terribly broken leg. It just shows you that no matter the circumstance, you can't keep the green beast down."
Wiz said, "Well, the combatants are set. It's time to end this debate once and for all."
Boomstick yelled, "It's time for a fist fight death battle!"
The doors closed and opened again.
The scene opens to see Gai standing in the middle of a town, apparently the city in Wave Country. The ninja was currently running through the town. Near a massive bridge you could make out an all-too familiar ship, the Thousand Sunny.
Gai heard a ring come over his intercom.
"Guy-sensei, we have trouble!" said the voice of his student Lee.
Guy continued running and said, "What is it, Lee?"
The boy answered, "We have managed to capture at least two of the notorious Straw Hat Pirates. The one known as God Usopp managed to defeat Tenten, but I defeated him shortly after. Cotton Candy Loving Chopper was defeated by Kiba and Akamaru, and Cat Burglar Nami fell when Naruto joined us. At the moment, Tenten is locked in battle with Pirate Hunter Zoro and…"
Suddenly a second voice yelled, "What do you think you're doing you shitty bowl cut bastard!"
The sound of an impact rang out over the commlink.
"Lee!"
Guy's eyes narrowed as he picked up the pace. He charged forward, ready to rip through those who dared to harm his students.
However, he slid to a stop when he saw someone standing across from in the road. Guy immediately recognized him as Straw Hat Luffy. He was currently walking out of a restaurant with an oversized drumstick in his hand.
"What's with the noise?" the clueless captain asked.
"You there!"
Luffy turned his head toward the noise and saw Guy. His reaction was near immediately.
"Whoa! Your eyebrows are huge!"
Guy smiled, his teeth flashing as he took a nice guy pose, and said, "Thank you, but are you Straw Hat Luffy? The real one? Not some knock off?"
Luffy shoved the last of his food down his throat and said, "Yep. Shishishishishi. Why?"
Guy got into a stance and said, "I am Might Guy the green beast of prey of Konoha and I am on orders to capture you. As we speak, my team and a few friends are facing off against your crew. You will not escape justice this time, Straw Hat!"
Luffy swallowed the last of his meat and got into a stance of his own. His goofy expression taking on a serious edge as he growled.
"Nobody messes with my crew, eyebrows. Get out of my way."
Fight!
Luffy charged forward. Guy threw out a kunai, forcing the boy to dodge to the right by turning his head.
"Dynamic Entry!"
Luffy then took a fully charged kick to the face, his rubbery body absorbing the blow. Luffy caught the man by his legs and hauled him into the air, but Guy shot out a foot that struck Luffy's shoulder. Guy then moved forward and punched Luffy in the face.
While in his grip, Luffy released a small pulse of conqueror's haki, only for it to have no effect. Luffy wasn't surprised though, as a few people had been able to shrug it off.
Luffy found himself letting go. Guy then unleashed a barrage of powerful punches and kicks that Luffy made no effort to dodge. The rubber boy slid backwards. However, Luffy came back and punched Guy in the stomach. Guy winced. His high pain tolerance he managed to shrug it off. He then continued his attack gripping Luffy's hand with one hand, and then attacking with the other.
'He's not even trying to dodge my attacks,' Guy thought, 'What is going on here? Are the stories of his body being rubber actually true?'
Guy then leapt back and shot forward with another powerful kick.
"Leaf Great Flash!"
A powerful kick struck Luffy's head. The kick had enough force to send Luffy's head flying back literally.
Guy stared in awe at the sight of Luffy's neck stretching beyond what was normal.
"Gum Gum Bell!"
Luffy's head shot forward. Guy dodged to the right avoiding the head but was caught off guard when he saw Luffy's free arm had extended backwards as well.
"Gum Gum Pistol!"
The punch slammed right into Guy's Stomach sending the green clad jonin flying backwards. He dug his feet into the ground, even using some chakra to stop himself.
He looked up just in time to see Luffy charging forward with both arms stretching behind him.
"Gum Gum Bazooka!"
Guy fell backwards to avoid the attack, which decimated the building behind them. Gut then shot out a kick that slammed into Luffy's chin, sending his head flying upwards, his neck extending. Guy then performing a handstand and lashed out an attack.
"Leaf Coiling Wind!"
Guy knocked over Luffy's body with a spinning attack and then proceeded to move another one.
"Leaf Coiling Whirlwind!"
This attack sent Luffy flying down the road but did very little damage.
Guy stood and said, "So…you really are made of rubber."
Luffy laughed as he stood up and said, "Yep. I ate the Gum Gum Fruit. Now I'm a rubber man."
Guy smirked and said, "This should prove interesting. An opponent who can shrug off great blows. While you are elastic. You are still flesh and blood. I just have to find the right way to hit you."
Guy got up cracking his neck.
The two sized each other up and Guy shot forward, ninja running towards the pirate. Luffy shot his leg out to the side in a powerful round house.
"Gum Gum Whip!"
Guy smirked in response, shooting an arm up to block. The rubber limb wrapped around his arm. He then pulled the man backwards and shot out a fist, rattling Luffy's skull.
Luffy in turn dodged to the right, and then grabbed Guy in a bear hug. Luffy kicked out striking Guy's crotch bowling him over with a shout of pain. Now free Luffy spun his body like a top, twisting his midsection as he landed on the ground.
"Gum Gum Pinwheel!"
Grabbing Guy Luffy's upper body spun like a top and then let go, throwing the eccentric jonin across the street into a house, decimating it.
LUffy then threw his arm back and threw out another punch, twanging his arm as it flew.
"Gum Gum Shotgun!"
The attack struck Guy multiple times, knocking him over and sending him through the opposite wall.
"Try and get up after that, eyebrow guy!" Luffy laughed.
Luffy was surprised as Guy stood up, shrugging off the rubble. His body was sore, but he managed to stand. This kid hit hard.
Guy cracked his neck and said, "I have to say, the stories about your fighting skills were not exaggerated. Before we continue though…do you want to see something cool?"
Guy got into a stance and suddenly, a burst of energy came from around his body.
"Gate of Opening Open! Gate of Healing Open!"
Guy felt his strength increase and his body began to ignore the pain. Feeling reenergized Guy shot forward with his fist and punched Luffy right in the stomach. Again, no effect.
Luffy chuckled and said, "Doesn't work! Gum Gum Bullet!"
Guy's body was lifted off the ground from the force of the punch, but once again shrugged off the pain. He then proceeded to slam his knee into Luffy's stomach, sending chakra into the blow. Luffy winced from the pain. Noticing this, Guy proceeded to unleash another punch that made Luffy skid backwards.
"Leaf Gust!"
Guy rushed forward and attempted to aim a kick to Luffy's head, but Luffy ducked to avoid it.
Luffy threw back his leg and brought it forward.
"Gum Gum Stamp!'
The impact of Luffy's foot made Guy slide backwards with a grunt. However, he grabbed Luffy's leg and caught it.
With a powerful yank, Luffy was pulled forward and a powerful kick was unleashed sending him flying into the air.
Luffy gripped his hat to keep it from flying off. As he flew Guy appeared behind him and wrapped him up with eh bandages around his arms.
"Front Lotus!"
The pair spun like a drill and slammed into the ground forming a large crater and shaking the surrounding area.
Guy stood u, breathing a bit hard from the technique, but okay. He knew that it wouldn't put down this boy as easy as he thought. He was proved right as Luffy was now trying to pull his body out of the ground.
Gai knew that he needed more power to take him on. Focusing his chakra. He began to open more of the gates.
"Gate of Life Open! Gate of Pain Open."
Guy's body now began to glow green with energy as his skin began to turn red from the increased blood flow.
Luffy finally pulled himself from the ground and said, "That was a dirty trick."
He turned to Guy and saw the result of the four gates activated. Immediately, his eyes became stars as he said, "Wow! That looks so cool!"
Luffy wasn't in awe long as he was soon on the receiving end of a brutal combination that sent him flying backwards, reeling in pain. Which immediately made Luffy take things much more seriously.
He turned just in time to see Guy pull out a kusarigama and send the bladed weapon towards Luffy's. Luffy ducked the original swing, but Guy got in close and slammed an elbow into Luffy's head snapping it back. Guy then pulled on his weapon's chain, pulling it backwards. The scythe blade cut into Luffy's shoulder.
The rubber boy let out a sound of pain. Guy then attempted to stab the pirate, only for Luffy to enhance his hand with armament haki and then crush it in his hand.
The same hand was soon buried in Guy's face, sending the ninja flying backwards.
"I don't have time for this! My crew is waiting for me!"
Luffy threw his arm to the side, his flesh warping as it moved towards his fist before moving back. Luffy's body began to generate steam as his skin turned pink.
"Second Gear. Gum Gum Jet Pistol!"
Guy was still recovering when the enhanced attack slammed into him, sending him flying through several walls.
"Jet Rifle!"
The spinning punch sent him flying even farther.
Luffy then appeared in the air with his legs tucked in.
"Jet Spear!"
Guy spun in the air to avoid the attack. Guy managed to grab Luffy's leg while he was in the air and then proceeded to swing hard, throwing the enhanced rubber boy to the ground below. Guy then spun like a sawblade and dropped down.
"Leaf Drop!"
The impact slammed into Luffy, smashing him to the ground, with enough force to crack the earth.
Guy then shot backwards as Luffy growled as he got up, steam coming out of hose like a cartoon bull.
"Is that the best you got!? Shitty attacks like that won't take me down!"
Guy scowled as he said, "Really? You truly are a man of great durability. Why don't you try this then?"
Guy focused as Luffy watched in interest, wondering if he was going to transform again.
"Gate of Limit, Gate of view Open!"
Guy's body began to glow with even more green energy as his strength increased even further, the ground beneath him cratering under the force of the energy exploding from his body. Guy charged forward and Luffy did the same. The two clashed in midair, sending out shockwaves that shattered glass and upturning some pieces of lose rock.
The two appeared and disappeared, landing brutal blows on one another. Guy was now sporting a few bruises and his jumpsuit was ripped. Luffy's was showing sight of bruises from when the enhanced bows struck his body. Both were in great pain, but they power through it.
Guy and Luffy then shot forward.
"Morning Peacock!"
"Gum Gum Jet Hawk Gatling!
Guy's arms were shooting as fast as possible and were alight with flames. Luffy's arms were hardened with armament haki. The two barrage attacks clashed, the sound of their brawl shattering windows and shaking the very earth. The two roared in eachother's faces as the blasts continued.
Luffy, however, gained the advantage when he used his observation haki to predict the attacks and dodge.
This continued for a few minutes until Gai vanished from sight, the technique ending.
Luffy looked around briefly and was then struck in the chin, snapping his head back and sending his body flying upwards.
Guy then appeared and repappeared bashing Luffy around like a ragdoll and shooting out one of the bandages around his arms and pulling Luffy in.
"Reverse Lotus!"
Luffy reacted quickly bringing in air.
"Gum Gum Balloon!"
Luffy's stomach expanded, tanking the blow and then sucked Guy in, shooting him backwards with an incredible amount of force. The man hit the ground with a loud boom, forming a crater. The leaf jonin struggled to stand.
"You're a sturdy guy, I'll give you that," Luffy said as he landed breathing heavily, the flaming blows having done a good amount of damage. His jacket now gone and burns visible on his body.
Guy looked at Luffy and said, "Yes…I must agree you are rather tough as well. You should feel honored. I've only had to use this a few times."
Guy got into a familiar stance and opened the next gate. The green energy surrounding his body turned blue.
"Oh, that looks so cool!" Luffy yelled.
Suddenly, Guy appeared right in front of him.
"Oh shit," was all Luffy could say before he was suddenly bashed in the face and sent flying backwards. Luffy charged in, using his observation haki in an attempt to predict his movement, but Guy was too fast for him now. Each blow came with a huge price and Luffy was sent flying backwards rolling out of the two and into the forest nearby.
Luffy stood up with a grunt of pain, his second gear deactivated. Meanwhile, Guy moved his hands and put the in a familiar sign.
Luffy used his observation haki again, this time seeing into the future. He saw what was coming and his eyes widened in horror.
He then bit into his thumb, blowing air into his bones.
"Third Gear. Bone Balloon. Gum Gum Giant Balloon. Armament Hardening!"
Luffy's entire body turned black with armament haki. Just in time too as Guy finally finished focusing all the power he needed for hi snext attack.
"Daytime Tiger!"
Guy threw out a punch that sent out a massive tiger-shaped shockwave. The blast slammed into Luffy's body. The wind kicked up by the blast formed a massive crater, and blew away several trees and houses.
Guy stood up in the face of the destruction, looking interested at the damage. He knew that his opponent wouldn't go down so easily.
He was proved right when Luffy stood up from the rubble. His body was sporting a massive bruise on his stomach, and his left eye was bloodshot. Blood dripped from his body, However, the one thing that really got him angry, was the fact that his namesake had been torn to strips in the blast, bits of straw blew away in the wind.
"You…you destroyed my hat…" Luffy snarled as he stood up, armament haki covering his arm, "I'm going to beat your big eyebrowed ass straight to hell for that and for what you did to my crew!"
Guy felt a grin come across his face as he said, "Well, then…If you think you can handle it. Let us end this fight, my youthful friend. However, once you are done here I know you intend to go after my youthful student, so I intend to stop you here! I shall show you, the true power I wield!"
Guy brought his hand up and punctured his chest with his thumb, right over his heart.
Luffy proceeded to blow air into his muscles.
"Fourth Gear Muscle Balloon!"
"Gate of Death Open!"
There was a pulse from both fighters. In a blast of energy, Guy's body started to give off a red mist as the blood in his body surged.
Luffy's body began to emit steam again, as haki covered his arms in a fame pattern and his body and arms bulked up as hair began to flame out.
"Eight Gates Released Formation."
"Snake Man!"
The two stared each other down. Luffy could feel that he could only use this for a few minutes due to his injuries and exhaustion, Guy felt the same.
The two vanished from sight and crashed with a large explosion as they started brawling with each other as the fight began to reach its climax. The ground beneath them shattered as they met with an incredible amount of force, the two meeting fighters released noises that sounded like they belonged to large cannons.
Guy broke the stalemate to launch backwards and then shot forward.
"Evening Elephant!"
Luffy saw the move coming thanks to his haki and was prepared.
"Gum Gum Jet Culverin!"
Guy managed to dodge the attack and continue his kick towards Luffy, which connected with a loud boom and resounding crack. Even with his haki, he was no match for the force of the hit. Guy wince as well, feeling the bones in his leg strain and crack. Before he could continue, however, Guy's back was struck by the culverin, which had changed directions.
Luffy then unleashed a powerful punch to Guy's damaged leg, shattering it and causing the already in great pain ninja to scream in agony.
Luffy then pushed him away and unleashed his next attack.
"Gum Gum Black Mamba!"
Luffy unleashed a barrage of punches, two afterimages of his arms forming as they slammed burtally into Guy's form. Bones shattered, organs were liquified under the force, and he was thrown backwards slamming into the edge of the crater, unable to move.
Luffy then charged forward and then lashed out with one last attack.
"Gum Gum King Snake!"
Luffy's arm looped around him one time and then shot forward towards' the immobile Guy. Guy looked up to see the fist coming his way, no way to defend himself, and closed his eyes, a smile on his face, waiting for the final blow.
The punch slammed into Guy's skull, reducing the man's head to a wave of bone and gray matter, leaving him headless.
KO!
Luffy's arm retracted as he panted in exhaustion. The boy reverted back to his normal form as he stared at the place where his opponent's body lay.
"Good…fight…eyebrows."
With that Luffy fell to the ground and passed out due to a mix of pain and exhaustion.
The doors closed and opened again, revealing an excited looking Boomstick.
Boomsitck yelled, "Holy shit that was awesome. I think I know what is going in my top ten fist fights list."
Wiz said, "This was a surprisingly hard battle. Luffy and Guy are both masters of hand to hand combat. In terms of style, they didn't really have much of an advantage over each other."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, though with Luffy's stretchiness and unpredictability, Guy was going to have trouble as Luffy's is not only really hard to predict, but also had a better reach, which is really important in a fight."
Wiz said, "True. Guy's will also would have been able to withstand Luffy's conqueror's haki, preventing the fight from ending early."
Boomstick said, "However, while Guy was more experienced and well-trained then Luffy, the old rubber boy was just leagues above him in strength and speed."
Wiz said, "That is true. Both can move faster than the eye can track. However, while Guy can launch people through cement, Luffy can push apart buildings and that is both in their base forms. And while guy can move could fight on even ground with madara, who was faster than even naruto's lightspeed-level reflexes could track, luffy had him beat here too. Remember Hody Jones? Well, due to the oddly mathematical properties of energy steroids, we can get a good example of how fast he was going when up against luffy. Since energy steroids double power and speed in increments, and hody took around 34 steroids immediately before and over the course of his fight with luffy and fishmen double in speed when underwater, that gives him a speed boost of 2 to the power of 35, or 34,359,738,368 times faster than normal. If we assume that Hody moves as fast as a real-life great white, or about 24.8548 miles an hour, that means 'overdose' hody can move at 854,004,425,189 mph. That's more than 1273 times faster than light. And could barely even touch luffy."
Boomstick said, "Guys gates could help him close the gap, even when Luffy went into his second gear, but the effects of it were far more damaging then Luffy's gears, especially since only the gate of healing can heal wounds."
Wiz said, "True, and when Guy got into the upper gates he could keep up with Luffy's speed and his strength could bypass Luffy's immunity to blunt force, given it's similarities to haki, chakra might have been able to do the same. However most of Guy's attacks are directly confirmed to not use chakra, or at least not directed it at his opponents, and luffy's taken phsycial beatings from people very similar to Guy before."
Boomstick said, "He could have won with the Morning Peacock, but Luffy's matched similar attacks, such as when he tanked a barrage of blows from the brutal pirate, Burndy World during their fight. The Daytime Tiger probably would have done it as well, but Luffy's ability to see into the future predicted what would happen and allowed him to defend, but damn did it hurt."
Wiz said, "Luffy survived a similar attack, based on ripping people apart with sharp winds, The Sables: Pesado, or Sandstorm: Heavy attack from crocodile, one of the warlords of the sea. Granted, the Daytime Tiger is probably far more powerful as the shockwave debatably eclipsed an island, while crocodile's attack only levelled the surrounding buildings. However, the key difference is in their durability and final forms. While both of their techniques have serious drawbacks, and the gate of death is indeed quite powerful, it just doesn't stack up to gear fourth. The combined force of all five evening elephants was technically stronger than Luffy's King Kong gun... except that was AFTER it punched through two layers of shield capable of tanking multi-megaton attacks and even then, it was only the returning force or it would have pushed the plate INTO the earth. And remember, Guy's bones broke from the strain of just ONE evening elephant, while Luffy didn't even react to a recoil as strong as all five. Which meant That Guy's only hope of victory was a suicide attack, so there was pretty much no way he was surviving this fight."
Boomstick asked, "You mean the Night Guy attack?"
Wiz nodded "Right. He technically could use it, but doing so would definitely kill him this time without naruto to bring him back, and even then he would permanently cripple himself and loose his chakra, leaving him helpless. what's more, while the Night Guy is undeniably stronger than all five evening elephants, and even if chakra DOES affect Luffy just like haki, then it still wouldn't be enough to put Luffy down. Not when he survived the full force of multiple direct hits by Charlotte Katakuri's version of the King Kong gun and own techniques, which are not only MUCH stronger, but also coated in haki, which meant he took the full force without any of his rubber immunity. And he wasn't even in gear fourth when he did, which means he could survive even more by just making himself tougher with his own haki. Hell, Katakuri actually managed to punch a pretty big hole in Luffy's torso afterwards, just like Guy did to Madara, but Luffy just stood up kept going till they both collapsed from exhaustion. Guy just didn't have anything strong enough to overcome Luffy's game-breaking defenses."
Boomstick said, "They've both fought through pain, but Luffy's incredible durability, and refusal to just die gave him the leg up, and that's no stretch!"
Wiz said, "The Winner is Monkey D. Luffy."
Boomstick said, "Still a stupid name."
Rewind alternate ending...
Luffy was on the receiving end of multiple attacks from Guy's Evening Elephant. The force of the blows shattering bones on both ends of the fight. Luffy then finally went down with a loud crack as he was on the receiving end of the final kick which formed a large tunnel outside of the crater.
Sensing that Luffy was still alive Guy got down into a stance.
"Amass!"
The red steam that formed around Guy formed into a massive red dragon, with Guy at the center.
"And flow! Night Guy!"
Guy shot right toward's where Luffy was. The rubber pirate attempted to stand, but was cut off as he stood just in time to see Guy coming at him, he tried to move, but the world warped around him, pulling him towards the attack. Guy's kick smashed into Luffy's chest and went right through him, but the bones in Guy's leg shattered in the process.
KO!
Luffy's eyes widened in shock as he slumped over dead. Guy gently pushed Luffy off his leg, and laid him down gently. He fell back and sat down a smile on his face as he adopted a lose "Nice Guy" pose.
"Rest in peace, worthy opponent."
The doors closed and opened. One screen showed Luffy getting a noogie by Ace in heaven while the other showed Naruto healing Guy.
Boomstick said, "Aw damn it! I bet good money on that kid!"
Wiz said, "This was a surprisingly hard battle. Luffy and Guy are both masters of hand to hand combat. In terms of style, they didn't really have much of an advantage over each other."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, though with Luffy's stretchiness and unpredictability, Guy was going to have trouble as Luffy's is not only really hard to predict, but also had a better reach, which is really important in a fight."
Wiz said, "True. Guy's will also would have been able to withstand Luffy's conqueror's haki, preventing the fight from ending early."
Boomstick said, "However, while Guy was more experienced and well-trained then Luffy, the old rubber boy was just leagues above him in strength and speed."
Wiz said, "That is true. Both can move faster than the eye can track. However, while Guy can launch people through cement, Luffy can push apart buildings and that is both in their base forms."
Boomstick said, "Guys gates could help him close the gap, even when Luffy went into his second gear, but the effects of it were far more damaging then Luffy's gears, especially since only the gate of healing can heal wounds."
Wiz said, "True, and when Guy got into the upper gates he could keep up with Luffy's speed and his strength could bypass Luffy's immunity to blunt force, the same can be said with chakra as it and haki are similar."
Boomstick said, "He could have won with the Morning Peacock, but Luffy's matched similar attacks, such as when he tanked a barrage of blows from the brutal pirate, Burndy World during their fight. The Daytime Tiger probably would have done it as well, but Luffy's ability to see into the future predicted what would happen and allowed him to defend, but damn did it hurt."
Wiz said, "Luffy tanked a similar attack, Crocodiles Sables: Pesado, or Sandstorm: Heavy attack. However, the Daytime Tiger is far more powerful as the shockwave eclipsed an island, while crocodile's attack messed with some underground ruins. With the right defense, Luffy could have withstood the blast."
Boomstick said, "Unfortunately, the final phase with their ultimate forms wound up doing Luffy in. While Guy is in Red Beast mode, he was capable of matching Madara Uchiha in speed when he became an even more OP destroyer. Plus when he used the Night Guy technique, he moves so fast that space around him warps. This means he is moving at, at least light speed, at least that's what Wiz says.
Wiz said, "In comparison, the navy admiral Borsalino, aka Kizaru, can move at light speeds himself thanks to his devil fruit. Luffy fought him on two occasions and on both, was unable to react in time to his attacks. While Luffy's haki can see into the future and predict movements, Luffy has shown no feats since the timeskip to show he could react in time."
Boomstick said, "Yeah, observation haki isn't that good. During his battle with Sandersonia, Luffy moved so fast with his second gear that he managed to evade her, despite her predicting his movements. In the narutoverse, a similar fight between Sasuke Uchiha and Rock Lee, Guy's student, went about the same way. While Sasuke could predict attacks, thanks to his freaky ninja eyes, he couldn't react in time due to his predictions, thanks to Lee's speed."
Wiz said, "Add in the fact that Guy's Night Guy could shatter a shell of energy and shatter the far more durable Madara Uchiha, and Guy just had the leg up on this match."
Boomstick sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose and said, "My god that was so lame. The winner is Might Guy."
Cut! Okay, that battle went on a bit longer than I thought it would. I hope you all enjoy the upcoming battles.
Flames are ignored, criticism is welcome.
