26. Ask Adam if his beanie wants a massage

27. Tell Fitz that there is no god

28. Tape Alli making out with a guy, and send it to her parents

29. Go to the hospital, and replace Jenna's baby with Caleb

30. Recite lines from the bible, whenever seeing Eli

Chantay that she's horrible at cheerleading

ask Fiona if she's drunk

Adam have a staring contest with Fitz

34. Paint Eli's walls pink

35. Pie Dave, in front of a whole bunch of cool people

36. Ask Anya to go out with Owen, 6,000 times

37. Give Adam a nametag that says "Hello, my name is: Tranny

38. Write on Fiona's locker, "Champers lives on!" and draw a champagne bottle

39. Make bald jokes, whenever you see Simpson

40. Hack into Simpson's T.V., and make people selling wigs on the home shopping network be on all his channels

41. Have K.C. baby-sit seven babies at once

42. Constantly ask Bruce the Moose to straighten his hair

43. Ask Johnny why he went from a redneck hairstyle to a 40-year-old-man hairstyle

44. Tell Caleb's mom that instead of babysitting, you took Caleb to a hot dog eating contest

45. Take a picture of Sav at the beach surrounded by girls, and send it to his parents, at the same time you do number 28

46. Congratulate Wesley whenever a girl actually talks to him

47. Whenever Fitz talks, clap loudly, until he's about to explode

48. Give Clare's parents a text that says, "Mom, dad, I'm moving to Kenya. See ya."

49. Ask Jenna who gets more sleep: Her or her baby

50. Whenever a teacher makes you get into boy/girl pairings, look at Adam and say in a stage whisper, "Does he count as a girl or a guy?"