THE COUCH SERIES

This is a collaboration between Alennah and Kris (xTenshix) ~

Warnings: Total Random Crackyness, OOC Avengers and Loki, Cussing, Adults acting like children, rating M (SMUT :D DUH), abusing of couches.

Pairing: IronFrost/FrostIron (WE DON'T KNOW YET D:)

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The Red Couch.

Dinner was always a fun happening in Stark Tower. Well that depends on what you interpret as fun. If Thor was at the tower, he would cook, which mostly led to a disaster. Luckily, the God of Thunder was in Asgard, so Bruce took over his role. Which meant: green food. Bruce liked green food, broccoli, green beans, lettuce and go on. Today it was spinach with taters and some kind of meat. And no, that wasn't green (I think).

When everybody came into the kitchen (very cautious I might add) the first issue arised: who would sit on the couch. Yes, Tony Stark had a couch in his kitchen. He was Tony Stark, so he could do whatever he wanted, so he got himself a couch.

The couch was red and pretty high, because they still had to reach the table while eating.

Well to say that this was the favourite couch of the whole bunch was an understatement, so there was always a fight about it. They decided after the first disastrous dinner and a destroyed kitchen that they should take turns.

Today it was Tony's turn. He came last in the kitchen and to his horror there was already someone on HIS couch: Loki.

"That is my place, reindeer games!" "HA LOKI'D!" "Oh, my, God, you little piece of SHIT!" But before he could attack the God on HIS COUCH, he had a knife to his throat from the lovely Black Widow.

"Now, I said no fighting. So share the couch or go sit in the corner…" "Yes m'am." The brunet said quickly.

Natasha laughed gleefully to herself. The other occupants of the room sweat dropped at the antics of their 'friends'.

Natasha was happy. Again. The two boys were seated next to each other, and VERY close. Both their legs and arms were crossed and they were fuming, but close anyway. This was going to be a fun dinner.

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Loki was again thinking about ways to kill. Hey, maybe he should write a book with the title 'How To Kill: An Easy guide by Loki Laufeyson'? He looked at Tony from the corners of his eyes. Tony was eating his food in silence, but was obviously thinking about something, or someone. Who the hell was he thinking about anyway!? Pfff he should have attention for Loki and Loki only. The God grabbed his fork rather annoyed and began to eat, glaring at his GREEN potatoes. For a second he thought they glared back.

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Tony was thinking about the man (God?) next to him. Their legs were touching and it was distracting him. He saw the man glare at him, but choose to ignore it. Loki just couldn't stop moving around now, could he? When Tony turned to the God to say something about it he looked him right in the eye… and laughed. There, on the corner of Loki's mouth was, a piece of spinach. "Eating is hard isn't it, Reindeer Games?" "What's your problem, ass?" "This…" and Tony wiped away the spinach from Loki's mouth. Loki blushed and slapped his hand away. 'Oh my god he is cute when he blushes' Tony thought. "I can wipe my own mouth! You're not my mom!" Tony wiggled his eyebrow and said: "You sure about that, princess?" "SCREW YOU!"

The food went flying but Tony ducked on time and it went right in Steve's shocked face.

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When Steve had seen the two of them acting like that he was utterly shocked. How can they be so close and so so so, perverted?! Steve blushed and shook his head and that was exactly why he hadn't seen the food flying right into his face.

He felt something mushy smash him in the face and then he felt the same mushy stuff, what he now thought to be the spinach, dripping down his face, onto his clothes. His eye twitched while he picked up his plate to throw it to the two laughing people at his right and hurled his taters away. But Loki saw it coming, took Tony by his head and made them both duck, which led to the fact that now Bruce face was green and it was not because he 'Hulked Out'.

Clint roared: FOOD FIGHT! And that's how it all started. Soon they were all teamed up: Loki, Tony vs. Clint, Natasha and Steve while Bruce watched with tears in his eyes while his precious green food went flying through the air.

Food was flying through the kitchen while Loki and Tony were hiding behind their couch to defend their 'fort'.

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At that unfortunate moment another (unfortunate) God walked in on the fight. He stopped and looked around to find out what the hell this mess was, just to get a piece of meat against his cheek. The impact left an angry red mark on his face. He brought his hand up to his cheek and to his utter disgust there was meat juice all over his cheek and now also his hand. "What. Is. Going. OONN!?" "Ohoh" said Tony and Loki in unison and then they both cracked up.

While Thor chased the two around the tower the rest cleaned up the mess on the walls and the rest of the kitchen.

Bruce shook his head, then proceeded to get the needing supplies for cleaning up the mess the others made. He had expected this to happen, sooner or later…


The two pranksters were still running from the oaf, still cracking up and trying to hide halfway. After running around for a pretty long time, they decided it was enough. They ran back to the kitchen and hid behind their 'fort'. Thor saw them though and decided to smash their heads against each other. They both passed out from the force and Thor, who pitied them a little, lay them together on the red couch.

When Loki woke up he was quite warm. He went to snuggle the warmth, only to realise it was a human body, and it was definitely not a woman's body… He opened his eyes to see a bunch of brown hairs. "hmmm where am I?" a voice sounded. And that's when Loki realised it was Tony. Tony fucking Stark. "ARGHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU IN THE SAME BED AS ME?... ARGH WHY ISN'T THIS A BED BUT A COUCH?" In his panic Loki kicked the brunet of the couch. "Ouch… Goddamned what did you do that for?" "YOU WERE CUDDLING ME!" Tony blushed. "Whuuut? I was?" he said still sounding a bit sleepy. Loki's eye twitched and he said: "JARVIS I want coffee... and an explanation" "Right away sir"

And that's the tale of how Loki and Tony first woke op together.


A.N.

Lennah: DADADADADAAAAAAAMMMMM! Drama ending muhahahhahaha

Kris: ...–soul flies out-

Lennah: It's an awesome ending though… So last time we didn't get that much reviews but we did get favs and stuff (THANK YOU) but please review too (A)?

Kris: Yes that would make us really happy and give us motivation to write :D Also thanks from me too!

A&K

PEACE OUT!