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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.
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"Okay," Kakashi sighed as he turned to the remaining ninjas, "You two have an hour to get me more joints or you get to join Naruto." With that, he left his house again.
"Is he gone?" Naruto asked as he stood up. He looked around and picked up another joint with a sigh of relief. "Thank god, I thought he'd never leave."
"WHAT THE HELL?" Sakura shouted as she pulled out her own kunai. "WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?"
"Because I have…the power of…the Nine-Tailed…Fox," Naruto bragged in-between puffs of Kakashi's drugs. "Which allowed me…to heal myself."
Sakura raised her kunai and was about to charge in and slice his throat when Sasuke spoke, "Do you want to get super high and live with colors forever?" His voice sounded a bit malicious, but Naruto was too high to hear it.
The dunce vigorously shook his head up and down so Sasuke led him into Kakashi's basement with Sakura following.
When they got to the end of the basement, (which was a fair distance from the escalator) Sasuke found what he was looking for, a propane line. He made the same hand sign as before and Naruto was chained to the pipe. He gave it a good kick and it broke.
'What's he doing?' the kunoichi wondered to herself. But then she got it and gave a malevolent smile.
Sasuke and Sakura walked to the other end of the basement, up the escalator and stopped at the gas controls. He turned it all the way up and the two of them left the house.
They waited about ten minutes and Sasuke put his plan into action. He preformed the hand signs and called the name. "Fire Style! Fireball Technique!"
The door ignited and they ran as fast as they could. They made it just far enough when the house exploded.
The whole thing took about forty-five minutes. Fifteen to the end of the basement, fifteen back, ten to the gas to build up and five to run. Which meant that they had fifteen minutes to get Kakashi his drugs.
This didn't seem to bother Sasuke though. He merely ran (VERY, VERY quickly) to the drug store, bought all of the drugs, put it on Kakashi's account and ran back.
Seconds after Sasuke got back, Kakashi popped up again. "DRUGS!" he shouted.
Sasuke emptied his pockets of their precious contents and Kakashi did them all. Yet he did not look happy, or high. He looked worried.
"Sasuke," he whispered in shuddering breaths, "something terrible has happened. I've built up a tolerance to drugs." He didn't seem to notice, though, that Sakura was rolling her eyes and Sasuke was shaking his head. So he continued, "There is only one man that can help me now, Druggy." He held up a picture of a man in a hooded cloak and continued. "Go to The Village Hidden in Drugs. There's a portal behind the drug store." He turned around and walked into his burnt-down house.
Sasuke and Sakura walked to the drug store and followed a beaten path to the back. It led right into a tree, but they followed it anyway. They entered the tree and appeared in a strange place.
It kind of looked like a rainbow; there were colors everywhere. That's when it occurred to Sasuke that this place was where you went when you were high.
"What the-" Sakura began to ask, but she felt an enormous peace flow over her body. She drifted silently into a deep sleep.
The peace was so strong that Sasuke couldn't resist it. His eyes closed as he lay upon the ground. The last thing he saw was a cloaked man appear in front of him.
Sasuke's eyes snapped open as he sat up. The colors were gone. Instead, he saw that he was in a nice bed in a nice room. He looked to his left and saw Sakura, she too was in a nice looking bed.
Her eyes flickered open as she sat up. She stretched, gave a silent yawn and got out of bed. She started to look around when the door opened and a hooded man walked in.
"I see that you've had a tranquil night." he said from under his hood. His voice had a relaxed tone to it.
"Who are you and where are we?" Sasuke asked as he got out of his bed. "Are you Druggy?"
"My name is Drugyll," he responded, "but that is what every one calls me, yes. As for your second question, you are in the Village Hidden in Peace."
"Hidden in Peace? We're supposed to be in the Village Hidden in Drugs. What about the colors?" Sasuke asked him.
"TDIS, Trans-Dimensional Illness Syndrome." he replied, "You must be the ones that Kakashi told me about. I'm your guide to the Hidden Drug Village. Come with me to the Shrine of Quobu. He's the native god here. We must pray before we start our journey." he headed for the door and gestured for them to follow.
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Ch2 has been revised. The reason it wasn't revised as much as Ch1 is because I liked it.
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