Hamilton:

Long ago when I was twelve

My mother and I both fell ill

And I just couldn't seem to die

My mother passed away in her sleep

And I barely had time to weep

I had to struggle to get by

I've lived with that guilt all of my life

And the terrible vision that I had that night…

No, please! I don't wanna go back!

Chorus:

Down, down thy soul is cast

From the Earth whence forth ye fell

The path of fire leads thee to Caribbean hell dream!

Welcome back to Caribbean hell dream!

You are having a Caribbean hell dream now!

Hamilton:

And now I've gone and done it again (Rectus!)

I've committed another awful sin (Dominus!)

I had a long, torrid affair (Spookytus!)

Eliza, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!)

How could I break commandment seven, too? (Creepyus!)

And now I'm trapped in the devil's lair…

Back in Caribbean hell dream!

Chorus:

Down, down to Satan's realm, see where you belong

There is nothing you can do

No escape from Caribbean hell dream!

Jesus:

You left your mother to be buried in a mass grave, and now you cheat on your wife?! You're a dick!

Hamilton:

Jesus! I'm sorry!

Chorus:

Jesus hates you, this we know, for Jesus just told you so

You remember Lucifer? He is even spookier!

Satan:

Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?

Alex was caught giving nookie

Now he's back with all you Catholics and Jews

It's super spooky-wooky

Hamilton:

I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me

To break my marriage vows, I don't wanna be

In this Caribbean hell dream!

Chorus:

Caribbean hell dream!

Genghis Khan, Henry the VIII, Christopher Columbus

Their spirits all surround you - spooky, spooky, spooky!

Columbus:

I enslaved Indians and cut off their hands

Genghis Khan:

I slaughtered the Chinese

Henry VIII:

I beheaded two wives and also Thomas More

And gave my kids STDs

Hamilton:

You think that's bad? I let myself be seduced

I cheated on my wife, I'm way worse than you!

I hate this Caribbean hell dream!

Chorus:

Caribbean hell dream!

Hamilton:

Please, Heavenly Father! Give me one more chance!

I'll write my way out of this!

I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!

Chorus:

Welcome, welcome to Caribbean hell dream

You are never waking up from Caribbean hell dream!

Hamilton:

Oh, please help me, Father! Please let me wake up!

Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again!

Chorus:

Down, down thy soul is cast

From the Earth whence forth ye fell

This must be it, you must be there

You must be in Caribbean hell dream now!