Hamilton:
Long ago when I was twelve
My mother and I both fell ill
And I just couldn't seem to die
My mother passed away in her sleep
And I barely had time to weep
I had to struggle to get by
I've lived with that guilt all of my life
And the terrible vision that I had that night…
No, please! I don't wanna go back!
Chorus:
Down, down thy soul is cast
From the Earth whence forth ye fell
The path of fire leads thee to Caribbean hell dream!
Welcome back to Caribbean hell dream!
You are having a Caribbean hell dream now!
Hamilton:
And now I've gone and done it again (Rectus!)
I've committed another awful sin (Dominus!)
I had a long, torrid affair (Spookytus!)
Eliza, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!)
How could I break commandment seven, too? (Creepyus!)
And now I'm trapped in the devil's lair…
Back in Caribbean hell dream!
Chorus:
Down, down to Satan's realm, see where you belong
There is nothing you can do
No escape from Caribbean hell dream!
Jesus:
You left your mother to be buried in a mass grave, and now you cheat on your wife?! You're a dick!
Hamilton:
Jesus! I'm sorry!
Chorus:
Jesus hates you, this we know, for Jesus just told you so
You remember Lucifer? He is even spookier!
Satan:
Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
Alex was caught giving nookie
Now he's back with all you Catholics and Jews
It's super spooky-wooky
Hamilton:
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
To break my marriage vows, I don't wanna be
In this Caribbean hell dream!
Chorus:
Caribbean hell dream!
Genghis Khan, Henry the VIII, Christopher Columbus
Their spirits all surround you - spooky, spooky, spooky!
Columbus:
I enslaved Indians and cut off their hands
Genghis Khan:
I slaughtered the Chinese
Henry VIII:
I beheaded two wives and also Thomas More
And gave my kids STDs
Hamilton:
You think that's bad? I let myself be seduced
I cheated on my wife, I'm way worse than you!
I hate this Caribbean hell dream!
Chorus:
Caribbean hell dream!
Hamilton:
Please, Heavenly Father! Give me one more chance!
I'll write my way out of this!
I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!
Chorus:
Welcome, welcome to Caribbean hell dream
You are never waking up from Caribbean hell dream!
Hamilton:
Oh, please help me, Father! Please let me wake up!
Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again!
Chorus:
Down, down thy soul is cast
From the Earth whence forth ye fell
This must be it, you must be there
You must be in Caribbean hell dream now!
