As soon as I finished Chapt. 1, I thought of this conversation. Pretty funny, If I do say so myself.

Disclaimer: I am not JKR. Again.

"Oi Sirius! Never guess who came through!"

"Anyone except Snape, I hope. Could use more years without the bloody git."

"Actually, Padfoot- it is Snape."

"Bloody hell Prongs! I thought we'd have many years without him! Now we're going to be cursing his arse off like the old days…not a bad idea, actually…"

"Padfoot, we have to be nice to him now, Lily says."

"Lily my arse. It's bloody Snape we're talking about! We're never going to get rid of him anymore! It's not like he can die again!"

"Lily says what he did is in the past. We've got to be nice to him!"

"Better be careful Prongs! Next thing you know, he's going to come for tea, then living in the same house, and then in the same bed! It's not good for you, I tell you!"

"Sirius! Be serious for once! It's in the past, remember that."

"Fine Prongs, but I'm not going to be godfather to your and Snivellus' child."

"Padfoot, we can't have kids up here."

"Oh, right."

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