Disclaimer: i do not own any of the naruto

Disclaimer: i do not own any of the naruto!

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Ask The Sound Nin!

Madara-Danna: Here finally with the first ever questions for the sound nin! yay!

Kidomaro: yipee rolls eyes

M-D: ok so the first questions are from CandyCoatedCute.

Hi! heres my stupid questions.

Kimimaro: Is Kabuto a pervert like his master?

Kabuto: Have you ever seen Oro strip down to M.J?

Sasuke: if it was a choice between Sakura and Ino who would you choose?

Tayuya: Are you related to Hidan?

Jirobo: Gives him some food Whats your least favorite food?

Kidomaru: Do you think there was a reason you didn't fight bugboy?

Sakon/Ukon: Whats the stupidist thing you have ever argued about?

Orochimaro: How far do you have to stay away from schools playgrounds, and

other places where there are kids? P.S my mom loves your music!

All: Who is your least favorite Sound Ninja?

Kimimaro: Yes, most the time i never see them. I think they are 'involved.'

Kabuto: We are not involved! eyes shift And no i have never seen him do that. but he isn't always with me.

Orochimaru: How many times do i have to tell people i am not gay?!

M-D: Now Orochi no starting fights. backs off nervously

Sasuke: If i had to choose i'd just kill them both and then i wouldnt have to deal with it. but if they didnt die or something stupid like that i would go with Sakura. She is really strong in Shippuden and not as annoying as that Ino Pig.

Tayuya: Why would i ever be related to that creep?! He has problems with that God of his i do not support him one bit! What would ever give you the idea?

Jirobo: Hmm...food! Goody! My least favorite food, huh? i love it all but if i had to choose it would be the Americans french fries. To greasy and salty.

Kabuto: What are you talking about?! thats the best part!

Jirobo: You were always the weird one Kabuto.

Kabuto: Hmph. stalks off

Kidomaru: Ha. maybe he didn't want me to catch his little bugs in my web.

Tayuya: Yeah cuz we all know you like to eat bugs for breakfast.

Sakon: Probably the time when we were arguing about who gets the last slice of pizza.

Ukon: No, it was the time we were fighting about who got to kill the fly...

Sakon: No! it wasn't-

M-D: Or maybe its now! lets move on...next please!

Orochimaru: Most schools tend to have restraining orders with me and i have to stay at least a mile from any thing public with little kids around. So depressing. But your mom sounds awesome! Do you think i could meet her?

M-D: Umm...we dont need you walking around trying to rape little kids or try to steal their mothers bodies.

Orochimaru: I dont rape little kids! what are you talking about?

M-D: cowers Havent you read any of the fanfic with you in it?

Orochimaru: ...no reads fanfic OMG! you're right! I thought all the restraining orders were because i was scary! cries in corner

M-D: ok then. lets move on...

Kabuto: I hate Sasuke! He stole away my Oro!

Sasuke: Eww...sick pervert! i dont want him like that! anyway i dont like you back Kabuto. you always complain like that to me and always say that i should be more polite to Orochimaru.

Kabuto: You should be...

Kimimaro: I dont like anyone. except Orochimaru.

Kidomaro: Sakon and Ukon! their constant fighting, it drives me insane!

Sakon/Ukon: Kidomaro! All his arms creep me out! shivers

Kidomaro: well having two people live inside you is really creepy!

Orochimaru: I dont hate any of you. in fact i think you all are kinda cute.

Sound Nin and M-D: O.o

M-D: Okay...Thats all we have today! remember r&r, we need questions!