Ignore the random lyrics last chapter. I apologize
Rachel Berry going to Disney with my dads!
David Karofsky: Fags
Noah Puckerman: Seriously, dude? You're not funny. Actually really irritating.
David Karofsky: Well, your faggot buddy Kurt seems to like me;)
Kurt Hummel: Karofsky, I really can't deal with you right now.
David Karofsky: shut up, lady
Noah Puckerman: Dude, just leave Kurt alone.
David Karofsky: Not my fault the boy likes me. He did come into the locker room to catch a peek at my junk
Blaine Criss: David, you know very well that's not what happened.
David Karofsky: You just upset that he likes me, right? Don't worry. I don't swing that way.
Kurt Hummel: Blaine leave it alone. Just don't say anything
Rachel Berry: You do realize, neanderthal, that I could call the cops for you under the terms of online harassment. And it doesn't help that you've obviously done something to my friend, Kurt. And even though he won't tell us what happened, I have my suspicions. Hate crimes are illegal you know!
Santana Lopez: I surprisingly don't want to slap you right now.
Brittany S. Pierce: B ing a dolfin is nofing to be asshamd of
Finn Hudson I hait whn i wlk in2 my room 2 find Kurt crying in2 Blaine's sholder
Kurt Hummel: Finn, go hang out with Rachel or something
Finn Hudson: u do knw we brok up rite?
Kurt Hummel: Yes, I also know the only reason her dads are taking her to Disney is because she's overcome with grief
Brittany S. Pierce iz w/ the best boifrend evar: Artie Abrams
Artie Abrams: Thanks, Britt. Love you(:
Brittany S. Pierce: Luv u. Im on top ths tyme?
Santana Lopez: You guys up for another? ;)
Brittany S. Pierce: aktuely i reelly just wnt sum tyme w/ Artie
Santana Lopez feels lonely
Mercedes Jones: How about we go to the mall?
Santana Lopez: I thought you'd be with your boy?
Mercedes Jones: He's with Blaine, as always, but I can't complain. My boy needs to get laid ;)
Santana Lopez: Boy does he ever!
Mercedes Jones: So mall? Half hour?
Santana Lopez: Sounds good :D
Rachel Berry is on the plane
Jesse St. James likes this
Jesse St. James: hey, I'm moving back to Ohio (reason not to be on here). Maybe me and you could hang out? As friends?
Rachel Berry: I'd like that. Just don't throw eggs at me?
Jesse St. James: It's a date... Well, not a date... Just an outing... with two people... Yeah
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Carry St. James: Hey, is this the Rachel you never shut up about?
Carol Hudson is now engaged to Burt Hummel
Kurt Hummel: Congrats, dad. Come downstairs for planning.
Blaine Criss: Congrats, sir... err. Burt.
Sam Evans: It's gunna be a Glee Wedding
Kurt Hummel is meeting his amazing boyfriends parents (: Leaving now
Blaine Criss: Then, checking out Dalton, right? We don't need ANOTHER occurance of "It"... And after yesterday...
Mike Chang: Kurt's looking at Dalton? It got that bad? What happened? What's "it"? What happened yesterday?
Tina Cohen-Chang: Kurt, you know you can tell us everything? Right? We love you, you know that.
Blaine Criss: You guys can know when we decide, don't worry.
Mike Chang wants Blaine Criss to know, I will worry
Sue Sylvester wedding tomorrow.
Carol Sylvester: I still think you're crazy
Santana Lopez is hanging with her new bestie(: Mercedes Jones
Mercedes Jones: Sisters?
Santana Lopez has listed Mercedes Jones as her sister
Mercedes Jones and David Thompson like this
David Karofsky likes boobs, female, girls with no clothes and 14 other things.
Kurt Hummel thinks you try way to hard
Blaine Criss: This aimed to who I think? Btw, I saw your Rocky Horror costume;) Wear it your first night as my roommate
Santana Lopez: Kinky ;)
Quinn Fabray: Blaine, did you just tell us that Kurt is switching?:'(
Mercedes Jones: Yeah, Quinn. He starts Monday.
Kurt Hummel: I'm sorry if I'm disappointing you guys. I should have kept courage
Blaine Criss: Darling, you and I knew that courage was over as soon as "it" happened.
Finn Hudson: Do we get to know what happened now?
Kurt Hummel: I'll PM you guys.
Noah Puckerman wrote on David Karofsky's wall: I. Will. Kill. You.
David Karofsky: Why?
Sam Evans: You know why!
David Karofsky: No I really don't
Finn Hudson: How do you like being forced out of the closet
Mike Chang: It's sexual harassment, stupid.
Santana Lopez: And bruises... So many freaking bruised. karofsky, you're dead.
Brittany S. Pierce: i cnt b leeve ud hert sum1 lyke dat. kurtie iz a purson 2
Artie Abrams: I'm so happy I can walk now. I can finally beat you to a pulp
David Karofsky: He told you? I made him promise
Rachel Berry: Death threats can only get you so far, neanderthal
Blaine Criss: Kurt and I are currently talking to the cops about this situation. Very understanding cops... They've taken a hating towards you. It helps that one of them is playing for my team ;) Helps that the other is his boyfriend
Burt Hummel: You won't be able to lay your filthy paws on my son ever again
Noah Puckerman: I think you'll like where you're going
Brittany S. Pierce: Dayvid haz pawwz?
Kurt Hummel has changed his school to Dalton Academy for Boys
Blaine Criss, Wes Frain, David Thompson and 415 others like this
Mercedes Jones: I'm going to miss you white boy, but Dalton will be a good place for you
Kurt Hummel: I'll visit you every day, boo :)
Noah Puckerman: With Finn, Mike, Sam, and the Hummel's, helping transfer Kurt to Dalton.
Wes Frain wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: Lucky Bastard. You get a single room
Ethan Catole: That's what he gets for transfering mid-year
David Thompson: Yeah, Ethan. Didn't you ever wonder why Blaine has a single?
Ethan Catole: Oh... Right. Sorry
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Ethan Catole, Jason Lewis and 27 others
Rachel Berry wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: You're competition now. Mr. Schue is planning a little competition between us groups. You guys in
Wes Frain: As the head chair for the Dalton Warbler's board, I say we are. I have to meet this Santana girl ;)
David Thompson: You're still dating my sister
Wes Frain: I've already told you. She doesn't like me for my romantic side! She's with me for sex. I'm with her for sex. That's how it works. I'm breaking up with her right now.
Santana Lopez: I really do like this Wes guy. He has what it takes to get in my pants. And maybe stay there for a while ;)
Noah Puckerman: Don't I have what it takes?
Santana Lopez: No, and you never will. You dated Man-hands remember?
Rachel Berry: This is my wall post...
Finn Hudson is going on a date with an amazing girl :)
Jesse St. James: Impossible. I'm going out with Rachel tonight
Rachel Berry likes this
Finn Hudson: Why am I friends with you?
Kurt Hummel had an amazing first day. Made lots of friends :D
Ethan Catole: Glad you had fun :D You trying out for Warblers?
Kurt Hummel: Of course I am. How could I not?
Blaine Criss: I'm looking forward to having a good time tonight ;) You brought your Rocky Horror costume, right?
Kurt Hummel: not the time for this... I'll text you. And yes
Jason Lewis: I did not need to hear this
Wes Frain: At least you weren't in the room next door the FIRST time. I'm scarred.
Finn Hudson: leest u didnt hav 2 wlk in on it. Wrst prt: We dont shar a room(me & kurt). Thy wer in my room.
David Thompson: I walked in on them doing it in the Warblers room. Like... last week.
Jarrett Dusky: I walked in on them in the cafeteria... I seriously don't want to even know...
Santana Lopez just read how kinky Kurt Hummel and Blaine Criss are... I need to step up my game. Wes Frain, meet me in the storage room at Walmart
Wes Frain: No problem ;)
David Thompson: You dumped my sister, right?
David Thompson: I'm taking this silence as a yes.
David Thompson: Hello?
David Thompson: Dude, it's been two hours
Sue Sylvester is now divorced
Sue Sylvester the marriage would have never worked. Sue didn't listen to me and dropped my bullhorn in the pool
Sue Sylvester just realized no one comments on my statuses
Burt Hummel wedding tomorrow. Thanks to Kurt Hummel, Blaine Criss, the Warblers, and New Directions (: will be a perfect night.
Kurt Hummel had posted an album: The Big Fat Glee Wedding(:
Blaine Criss: is #17 the one before the thing that happened that your dad walked in on?
Burt Hummel doesn't understand why, at his wedding, he manages to walk in on his son and boyfriend... Never need to see that again...
Kurt Hummel: sorry, dad
Finn Hudson: they've done it in my room before
Wes Frain: Where was it? Santana and I need to add it to the list of Kinky places Kurt and Blaine were found.
Kurt Hummel just realized a lot of people walk in on us.. FML
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