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IMPORTANT: just to clarify, as this is MY story, Renesmee has no recollection of the Volturi visiting Forks, so Jane, Alec, Heidi and Felix's identities are somewhat safe. Let the story begin.... (finally)

Recess ended and the school went back to their classrooms. Luckily for Alec, it was time for art. They got to choose what they would like to do – paint or draw as long as everybody drew their class doing something "educational and interesting". Alec and Jane both chose draw and collected their pencil cases from their backpacks. Alec drew his "class" outside the Volturi mansion whilst smiling "people" with black eyes waited in the windows. Jane drew her "class" on the playground, however she sneakily took out her invisible pencil out and began to draw gruesome wounds and vampires feasting on the smiling children, unseen by her teacher's eyes. Checking it with the light on the end of the pencil, and satisfied, the twins handed in their seemingly innocent artworks to the teacher and she pinned them onto the wall. After another half an hour of sitting around waiting for the rest of the students to finish, it was time for music.

Music at forks elementary was different to how Jane had imagined. She thought that there would be a whole lot of kids banging on dusty old instruments sitting in a circle in an attempt to make "music." Or singing out of tune. But it turned out that it was actually for all the kids learnt an instrument to attend their lessons or go to an optional choir practice. It turned out all right for her though – all the music rooms were full except one, which had a battered old piano in it. She sighed in relief, there was no hour of boredom ahead. She sat down at the piano and got a feel for it's keys, surprised that it was excellently tuned, then began to play her favourite piece: Tchaikovsky 's "August: Harvest." Just as Jane was getting into her song, she heard somebody listening outside the door, their heart thumping loudly, and rapidly, an instant giveaway. She nearly freaked straight away, but instead stopped playing as a sheepish looking Renesmee opened the door. Jane's previously happy expression quickly turned into a what-do-you-think-you-are-doing scowl.

"I'm sorry," Renesmee smiled, "but I heard your playing down the corridor and wanted to see who it was. I didn't mean to interrupt you."

Jane didn't drop her scowl, and remained tense in the same position.

"I'm Renesmee, by the way."

"Jane." She mumbled back, nodding in her general direction, praying that somehow the demon spawn would leave without being asked. The now familiar smell of wet dog was becoming quite overpowering. But then she had a brilliant, evil, amazing, super diabolical plan. What if she befriended...it, to visit the Cullen house and further torment that cynical Edward and his madcap wife? Satisfied with her foolproof plan, Jane smiled at Renesmee and began to ask her questions about school, Forks and herself.

Jane and Alec found themselves sitting with Renesmee at lunchtime.

They looked very out of place. The demon spawn and her little friends were all wearing jeans and sneakers with t-shirts and jackets while the twins looked like they had just stepped out of a 1940s commercial with their tidy clothing, shined shoes and neatly brushed hair. While all the children downed cafeteria pizza and fish fingers, Alec and Jane sat with their drink bottles and meticulously unpacked their home-bought "lunches." Nobody seemed to notice that the twins only sipped on their "raspberry cordial" whilst leaving their expensive gourmet lunches untouched. Alec should have known that Heidi would have liked to show off her "perfect mum" skills in an effort to impress the other parents, even if the lunches were pointless – a waste of both money and time. He sat boredly on the end of the table next to his sister – not really listening to her chatting animatedly (and obviously very faked – Alec knew his sister would never speak like that – sweet and shy, when she would enjoy nothing better than to scream and destroy every child at the table and within an eight hundred kilometre radius) with the demon spawn. Alec's eyes widened as he heard the devil spawn invite Jane over to her house after school. He was even more surprised when she accepted. What was Jane thinking? The bell signalling the end of lunch rang out, momentarily interrupting his thoughts. He knew Jane was up to something. As they hurriedly changed their contacts before heading to class (their eyes had turned bright red from drinking the "raspberry cordial" at lunch) and Jane explained her plan to him. They grinned evilly at each other.

"Have fun at the Loch Ness Monster's after school." He laughed.

"Oh, I'm sure I will, Alec. I'm sure I will."

They ran up the steps to the classroom building, eagerly awaiting the end of school.

Jane was allowed to visit Renesmee's house after school on the condition that Heidi picked her up from school – mainly because she wanted to know what Jane's plan was, and she also had to speak to the teacher about the twin's progress.

Alec and Jane didn't need to have their ears pressed up against the door to be able to eavesdrop on the conversation. They sat on the chairs opposite the door, in the now empty corridor, waiting for the teacher's meeting to finish, using their useful enhanced vampire hearing to listen as if they were standing right next to the teacher. "Your children are extremely talented, Mrs Giovanni (Felix had decided on the name, as it was Italian and common in Volterra, but also because of the Pokémon reference), in fact, I think they would find it more beneficial if they studied at a higher level of education. When I quizzed them separately today to get an idea of their progress, I found that both children could quickly and accurately multiply, divide, add and subtract large numbers with ease, their spelling is that of the highest standard, and they are both efficient workers and extremely intellectual and creative."

The twins could imagine the wide smile breaking over Heidi's face as the teacher thought that it was all up to a good solid home-schooled education by Heidi herself. But everything the teacher had said was nothing new. They were intelligent in their human lives, so it was even easier to gain knowledge at a much faster rate as a vampire. Alec knew that he could have addressed parliament in Estonian, Korean, German and Norwegian (both in thought and aloud), recited the dictionary, juggled 12 buses, recite Pi to one million four hundred and twenty seven thousand places and counted backwards from a trillion in the 29.76823497 times tables without having to use the total concentration his mind was capable of. It was part of the reason why he became bored so quickly, not having to put effort into anything mentally challenging. By then end of a long, in depth talk with the teacher, Heidi emerged from the classroom.

"You two," She laughed as they walked out of school towards the impatiently revving Felix behind the wheel of the Ferrari, "couldn't you at least pretend to be normal?"

"This is normal." They replied in unison before climbing into the car.

Felix jammed on the accelerator without bothering to check whether the twins had their seatbelts on. Not that it mattered or would hurt them at all should the car crash (which it wouldn't – Felix was a badass driver), but it would have at least seemed like he slightly cared for their welfare.

The Ferrari pulled up outside the white Cullen house.

"Argh! The white – it burns my eyes!" laughed Alec (who was riding shotgun). Felix rolled his eyes at the immature, but he had to admit, slightly true (well...more than slightly true, comment.

"Ewww. It reeks of werewolf. Yuck!" Jane stuck her tongue out in disgust, but opened the back door of the car and slid out, landing on the muddy ground. Felix got out of the drivers seat to walk Jane to the door. He felt it was his duty to annoy the Cullens even more, as should they attack any Volturi member, then their whole coven would be obliterated before you could shout "look a yellow duckling!"

Taking the chance to irritate Felix further, Jane held his hand (pretending to be nervous about meeting her new "friend's" family) as they walked to the door. He growled extremely quietly under his breath – it sounded like a cough – but obliged to keep up the act. They walked up the stairs and across the porch. Felix rang the doorbell – it was up unusually high so that Jane would have had to stand on her tiptoes to reach it, and also on the side of the door Felix was standing next to.

The loud bell rang through the house, and the vampires on the porch heard a high-pitched scream of excitement from Renesmee. They rolled their eyes. Apart from Alec, Felix had rarely seen anyone this excited to see Jane. They tended to keep their distance. The Loch Ness Monster flung open the door and enveloped a gobsmacked Jane in a massive hug. Already, this was going too far. If anyone dared try this on elsewhere, they would have already been dead. But Jane reminded herself that she had to keep up the act. She couldn't let her masters down. She could see the Cullens and their little werewolf friends staring her down over demon spawn's shoulder. Jane gave them a sweet smile. They knew what the consequences would be if they revealed her little façade or attempted to harm her in any way.

"Goodbye Daddy." Jane said to Felix, hugging him around the waist and wrinkling his perfectly ironed suit. He was extremely alarmed and creeped out.

"I'll.... pick you up at six." He muttered as Alec's snickers could be heard from the car. He turned around swiftly and made his way back to the car before accelerating quickly out of the driveway. Within ten seconds the Ferrari was out of sight.

"Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon I'll introduce you!" bounced demon spawn, pulling her over to the vampires and werewolves in the middle of the room.

"This is Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Carlisle, Edward, Bella, Jasper, Esme, Jacob and Seth." They all nodded politely, tense.

"It's a pleasure to meet you." Jane curtsied, even though she knew them all.

"Come on, I'll show you 'round." Demon spawn pulled Jane upstairs to show her where everything was. Meanwhile the Cullens had a conversation a few decibels below Renesmee's limited vampiric hearing, which did not slip past Jane's excellent one. As soon as she left the room, Alice said:

"Ohmygod, did you see what she was wearing?"

"Alice," scorned Esme, "You shall not judge someone by what they are wearing. I thought it looked precious."

"You did." She muttered back.

"That's enough." Warned Carlisle, "There are more serious issues at hand. So far Jane had posed no direct threat to our family. I say that we stay on guard, but don't give her any reason to bother us with Volturi business. Just act as if it was any of Renesmee's friends coming over."

"But, Carlisle." Growled Edward, "You didn't hear the kinds of things she was thinking. If it were up to her, trust me we'd already be dead. I know she doesn't have the level of authority to fight us without bringing serious trouble from Italy, so we should be fine, but do not leave our daughter alone with her. Just in case."

"I agree." Stated Bella, and Jacob shook his head to show his support.

For the meantime though, they would have to put up with Jane's presence.

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Thanks for reading! I'm not even going to pressure you to review one bit. Even though it is nice. And it would guarantee a quicker posting of the next chapter. Not to mention the fact that I could include some of your ideas if they are appropriate and amazing, or that I could make the story 10 times more enjoyable for you guys, the readers. But I'm totally not like that. No pressure. =)

If you're still wondering why the Cullen's don't just kill Jane because of Bella's nifty shield, or refuse Renesmee's wish to have her come over, here are the main of the possible reasons:

They don't want to attract unnecessary attention to their family – if Jane or any of the other visiting Volturi members were killed, then the Volturi would basically open up war against the Cullens and this time it wouldn't be pretty

They want to protect Renesmee so that she will have a happy childhood rather than worry about the threat of an attack by the Volturi. Also if she knows too much – the Volturi will open fire.

When "Nessie" asked her parents to have Jane over, they obviously didn't ask for the full story and quickly realised who it was. It would look really suspicious if a family in Forks disappeared, as it is a small town. And Renesmee wouldn't want her new BFF assassinated on the spot.

I'm sure I can think of many more reasons – but in the mean time, let your imagination run wild kids!