Author's note: hello nice children! It's aqua here! Chilling around and nomming on pocky. Hopefully no hate towards my style. Warning this chapter involves shirtless boys, shameless flirting and bitch-sensei. I don't own either of the franchises

The students walked towards Kayano's room before a high pitch squeal exited her room.

"Kayano-san!" Nagisa gasped. Karma kicked down the door, they saw kayano at the end of her bed with her shoulders shaking. Sugino ran to kayano and held her shoulders.

"kayano! Are you...is that a karaoke machine?"

"It's from korosensei! He said to make up for my Xbox and plasma tv getting destroyed, he gave us a projector and some songs...which are from some anime." Kayano explained.

"let's sing like there's no tomorrow!" Karma announced, plugging the system in a nearby PowerPoint.

"but we have school tomorrow..." Nagisa said, Karma flicked through the songs before smirking.

"oh my? Is that splash free?" Karma asked before Nagisa took off his shirt.

"ahem, let's get on with the show." Nagisa stated, standing on Kayano's bed.


Back in the living room, the kombatants were doing their best to sleep. Johnny had his daugther and wife in his arms as they laid on the couch. Kung Jin slept against the couch, whilst Takeda found use of a cushion and his deadbeat father sat quietly in what seemed to be a meditating position. Scorpian laid against the wall, Sub-zero also laid against the wall but it was opposite. Jax and Jacqui slept under a table, Kano laid near the couch where Cassie and her family slept. Next to him was d'vorah, who was sleeping but her children kept a close eye on Mileena who was still in her cocoon but snoring peacefully. Liu Kang was the only one who couldn't sleep, he kept twisting and turning. The warior rolled over and kicked the chair that Erron Black was sleep-sitting on. Erron's eyes snapped open and he pulled out a revolver.

"Something wrong Kang?" The cowboy asked, raising an eyebrow. Liu Kang shrugged before sleeping again, he did his best to ignore the music. The dragon warrior saw Kano twitch until the australian screamed loudly.

"I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP!" He screamed, before Johnny cage bitch-slapped him.

"Well some of us are!" the actor replied, Kano spat on the ground before balling his fists.

Almost everyone woke up and a dead silence echoed until they heard singing.

"Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da, jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru..." A voice sang.

"JAEGER!" a chourus of voice cheered, which turned out to the students.

Everyone stopped fighting.

"are they singing?" Liu Kang asked

"When they have school tomorrow," Sonya gasped. She got up, "we need to get them to sleep." She looked around the room, the only ones ready for action was the asian bicycle kicking fighter and her worst enemy, Kano. Sonya looked pleadingly at Cage and his daughter but none was avail, the general sighed and grabbed the scruff of the cyborg's shirt.

"not one word." She growled, Liu kang sighed and followed the woman, towards the sound.


"this is why Kanzaki should always sing Guren no yumiya!" Sugino stated. Kanzaki did a curtsy after her solo of the ending.

"hey nagisa..."karma called, the blue haired boy looked up from his book, he still was shirtless and waiting for his jam. For some reason, Nagisa liked the song "splash free." Usually they would have isogai to dance with them, the quartet of boys would take off their shirts and begin copying the choreographed dance from the video but since isogai had some family issue, he couldn't come to their get-together. Karma took off his shirt with pride whilst Sugino took off his shirt, they all held their shirts in their right hand.

"i still don't get why we need to strip..." Sugino grumbled, sharing eyes with Kanzaki before blushing away.

"Just roll with it Sugino." karma smiled, punching his shoulder. Suddenly the music began playing.

"Make us free na splash kasaneta!" Nagisa sang before clapping his hands, his soprano voice caused the girls to laugh behind their hands. Karma smiled before singing after him at the next lyrics.

"hikari no kontorasuto abite." Karma continued, wiggling his hips a bit more. Sugino sighed, he felt like a stripper everytime he did karaoke with this. Even if it was "class-e" tradition (as korosensei would say) it was embarrasing but at least Kanzaki was enjoying it.

"Feel so free na kyou tobikomu!" Sugino sang, his voice rang in the room. At that moment the guys grabbed their shirts.

"ore-tachi no Brand new blue, yeh!" The boys sang before throwing their shirts at the door. A loud australian AHEM shocked the boys, Nagisa blushed and covered his bare chest. Sugino hid behind Karma whilst the red haired didn't seem so fazed. Kano held all three shirts in his hand.

"What? We're having a bit of fun." Kayano muttered, still hiding from behind the bed.

"I hope none of you are part-time strippers." Liu Kang muttered, returning the shirts to the blushing students. Sonya pushed past Kano before putting her hands on her hips.

"Don't you all have school tomorrow?" The blonde general asked, the students immediately stared at the ground.

"It was a gift from sensei, though..." okuda stuttered. Sonya unplugged the projector and gave the machine to Kano.

"we're keeping this until the weekends." Liu Kang stated, crossing his arms to make him look authoritative. The boys slipped their shirts back on and laid on the ground. Kayano slipped into her bed, Okuda slept on the chair whilst Kanzaki laid close by. The adults sighed and quietly shut the door, leaving the teens to their own.


Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring!

"No...i don't wanna get up..." Karma moaned.

Ring ring ring! ring ring ring!

"Five more minutes..." Okuda whispered before drifting back to sleep.

Ring ring ring! ring ring ring!

"Please...let us sleep." Kanzaki muttered, drooling.

"Wake the fuck up." A growly voice called.

"Wha?" Nagisa stated. Before a BANG BANG BANG! Nagisa's eyes snapped open before knocking heads with takeda.

"MY CLOCK!" The green haired girl gasped, clutching her head. She glared at Erron Black.

"I'm sorry but do you have a problem with my property?" She hissed, the gunslinger shrugged.

"General blade wants you all to get up, she wants to talk about last night." Takeda requested with an army salute.

"Sure, give us a few minutes." Kayano said, rubbing her eyes. The whipping teen nodded and dragged his unwilling companion out of the room.

"See you around Kanzaki..." the cowboy winked.

"Please stop flirting with me..." Kanzaki pleaded, the students had a sweatdrop moment as they compared the ages. Their classmate Kanzaki was 17 and Black was well over the age of 100, so that wasn't creepy enough. Once takeda shut the door, Sugino grabbed a nearby baseball and hurled it at the wall.

"He's worse than bitch-sensei..." Sugino grumbled. In 15 minutes the students had finished putting their uniforms. Nagisa turned his head to see Okuda sitting patiently whilst Kayano braided her hair.

"We'll catch up!" Okuda stated, Nagisa shrugged before closing the door.

"So how the hell are we going to cope with the first day?" Sugino sighed, rubbing the back of his head. It was a must to bring the 16 adults to school but it's not like they could slip past some students of the main building, especially past those 5 virtuoso bastards.


FLASHBACK

Asano looked at Karma and the two red heads stared at each other for it bit.

"Do you want the class-e tradition to stop?" the principal's son asked with honesty. Karma shrugged

"Nah keep it, things won't be the same, teacher's pet."

"See you around rebel."


"Should've asked them to stop." Sugino muttered

"Sorry Asano can't do that" Karma lied

"bullshit."

Unexpectedly, a smashing and crashing noise came from the kitchen.

"what the..." The 4 students ran to the kitchen to see an entire mess. Sub-zero had the ice-cube container and was throwing them at the hell-fire ninja. The yellow wraith kept sparking a lighter at the ice ninja to scare his off. Mileena held kitchen knives to D'vorah's throat, vowing for revenge. Takeda was ducking and weaving through Jax's punches. Liu Kang kicked Johnny Cage in the crotch and brought his elbow down on the actor's head. Sonya was smashing Kano's head against the wall whilst her daughter and Jacqui pinned the mercenary.

"this...is...for...all...those...years...you...SON OF A BITCH!" the blonde general shrieked, she smashed the cyborg after each word. Kung Lao used dinner plates to mimic his hat and Jin used pans and pots to deflect the projectiles. Only the gunslinger looked unfazed by this chaos, well only until he caught Kanzaki in his sights.

"Hey, nice catching you around here, Yukiko..." Black purred, Kanzaki buried her red face in her hands.

Wow...poor Kanzaki, Nagisa thought, all guys are assholes when they came to flirting with their class idol. The outworld cowboy began walking closer and closer to the shy asian until she was cornered to the wall.

"are you drunk, Black-san?" Kanzaki whispered, cowering.

"Nah..." The gunslinger moaned before wrapping his hands around the seventeen year old.

"s-stay away!" She screamed, Kenshi snatched a nearby frying pan and whacked it hard on his head. Erron slumped unconscious and Kanzaki stepped over the body.

"I think you should keep this for protection..." Kenshi suggested, handing the frying pan to the girl. It seemed to be great defense against unwanted suitors. Sugino looked at the clock...oh my...

"GUYS STOP FIGHTING!" Nagisa screamed. Mileena looked up from her kitchen knives. Sonya stopped smashing Kano's head, Takeda turned his attentions from choking Jax to look at the teen.

"Ahem..uh...we're going to be late for school?" Nagisa explained. Okuda walked into the room with pigtails and carrying her book bag.

"Nagisa-kun! let's go!" She called.

The students ran out of Kayano's mansion with the adult running after.

At the old building

Nagisa bursted open through the door, followed by a dog pile of Kanzaki, Okuda, Kayano, Karma and Sugino.

"Nagisa! where were you," Rio chided, helping up her friend "Sensei's coming in a few minutes."

"Right gimmie a sec..." Nagisa mumbled. "ok guys, WAIT at the shed."

The fighters slumped towards their designated place, they knew of Nagisa's assassin skills even if he was a 17 year old, he took Mileena down with a single clap.

"See you around kanza-..." *klang* "ok i got the message."

Nagisa sighed, he paced to Maehara who was placing a bucket on top of the door.

"Bucket's in place Shiota, Hayami and Chiba are outside. We were just waiting for you and Karma." The boy answered, Nagisa unsheathed his daggers.

"Ok let's go karma-kun, Ritsu, where's sensei's location."

"He's coming!" the compute girl replied, still in her police uniform. Nagisa hid at the end of the door, the door opened and the blue haired teen grabbed the person at the doorway and the cold water bucket tipped on both of their heads. He proceded to stab at that person's heart, only to realise it bounced off Bitch-sensei's boobs.

"Nagisa..." she growled, Nagisa took wary steps back before tripping over his chair.

Takabashi banged his head on his desk as his brilliant plan was ruined by their useless bitch teacher. Karasuma followed and so did the witty teacher with tentacles. Korosensei waved his tentacles tauntingly at his students, making a large monologue about how they'll never kill him before deadline blah blah bl- *bang*

Kanzaki stood bravely, with a revolver. She had managed to catch the ex-shinigami unexpected...or did she? Like always, he held a broken chalk.

"So kayano...did you enjoy that karaoke machine i got for you? I made sure splash free was on the list." the teacher asked with green stripes.

"It...got...confiscated..." Kayano replied, with her head banged on her desk.

"Karasuma-sensei, if you would." bitch-sensei asked, even if she was a bitch, she still wanted her students to know about the recent events.

"Last night, some of our students were playing a video game and uh...the...characters escaped." the eyebrow teacher explained, he did his best to make it sound rational. Terasaka let out a loud laugh.

"Video game characters coming to life? BULLSHIT!" the leader of the classroom rebels laughed before a knife nearly butchered his fingers.

"Care t' think more, kid?" Kano growled, the entire class gawked as the entire assembly of crazy adults marched into the room. Erron walked to Kanzaki before hitting her on the head and taking his revolver.

"I'll have that back, thank you." the cowboy muttered before joining his enemies at the front.

"Until further notice, they'll be staying at kayano's mansion. Nagisa, Karma, Sugino, Kanzaki and okuda. They'll be your responsibility as well as Miss kaede," Karasuma explained with a simple nod. Suddenly calls of anguish rippled between the teens.

"I'm not having them break any more property!" Kayano screamed with anguish.

"I'm not having HIM flirt with me anymore." Kanzaki snapped with anger, still brandishing her frying pan and glaring at Erron Black. Of course the cowboy still took the opportunity to flirt with Kanzaki.

"What does she have that i don't have..." Bitch-sensei grumbled, still flouncing her large chest. Karasuma-sensei cleared his throat and shot a glare.

"Bitch." Cassie muttered.

"Everything will proceed as normal but there will be a few changes. Ok, bitch-sensei, start with you lesson." Karasuma ordered, Kung Jin snickered.

"Your name's Bitch-sensei?" the archer snickered, Jelavic walked up to the teen before giving him a sultry smirk. She pulled him into a kiss for 5 minutes straight. After those five minutes, Kung Jin collapsed on the ground unconscious.

"Yet another victim of the 25 point kiss." Kurahashi sighed.

"Alright Class, in a line, let's see if you've practiced over the week." The blonde teacher ordered. The students reluctntly lined up, first with Kimura. The green haired boy looked wary. Bitch-sensei clutched the justice boy and forced him to stare at her.

"Uke or seme?" The female assassin asked in a dangerously seductive voice.

"Sem-MPH!" Kimura replied before getting interrupted by the voluptuous teacher began french-kissing him. Johnny cage leaned to Yada nearby, asking whether their busty blonde teacher was bi.

"nah," The teacher's pet replied "bitch-sensei teaches us a lot of stuff, including languages, punctuation and kissing."

"what a bitch..." Sonya muttered with disgust.

"I'm proud of SOME of you," the female assassin praised. "Ahem some of you." She glared at Terasaka and the majority on the 2nd row until she looked at Okuda with a kind smile.

"Okuda-San."

"Hai!"

"Your sword penetrates my sheath well."

"Nani?" Okuda replied with a blush, understanding the innuendo. Kenshi leaned towards her.

"she means repeat what she said." The blind man replied in a calm voice.

"oh th-th-thanks Kenshi-san." She whispered back.

"well poison glasses," Miss Jelavic demand "are going to say it or not?"

"your s-sworde pe-penitrated m-my sheafu, reru." The chemist enthusiast struggled. Her teacher's lips softened as Okuda spoke the English properly but with her wonky tense and her japanese accent still prominent, it still disappointed her.

bitch-sensei asked Okuda whether she was uke or seme. Jax lit his cigar and leaned towards Itona.

"what the HELL is a seme and uke?" The Afro-American asked

"top or bottom, if you know what I mean." The white-haired child replied nonchalantly. Bitch-sensei held the ends of her pigtails and punished her with a French kiss. The glasses girl did her best to tense her shoulders and keep her eyes on her teacher's."you've improved Okuda-san," Jelvic huffed "but you still have a lot to learn with pronunciation, homework is diction and practice for the phrase 'your knife penetrates my sheath.' If you have not practiced then you have not been lucky as Okuda-san." She gestured to the girl who was still dizzy.

"in the meantime, class dismissed."

The students cheered before running outside the classroom. Well all but Sugino, Jax seemed to notice this and walked to the boy, who seemed to look glum.

"didn'cha here ya teach?" The metal armed man growled, Sugino looked up.

"y-yeah, I did." Before staring at a specific girl who stood outside nearby and talking to her friends.

"is this about Kanzaki?" Kenshi asked.

"Ye-"

"and how much Black flirts with her?"

"how did you..."

"and how you feel insecure because he's a male version of bitch-sensei but happens to be more appealing?"

"Stop invading my students' thoughts." Irina hissed before placing her hand on Sugino's shoulder.

"the outworld cowboy may have abs, but he's still a dick. Don't let 'im bring ya down." Jax comforted, patting the slugger's shoulder...or what he thought because sugino screamed like a duck getting squished when he slammed on his shoulder. Isogai popped his head at the window sill.

"oi sugino-kun, we're playing strike 'n kill, wanna-" the waiter asked before his friend unsheathed his dagger.

"Hell yeah!" He replied before jumping out of the window. Jax looked at Irina.

"y'know you're not dat bitchy." Jax remarked, bitch-sensei turned around and fluttered her long eyelashes and began bouncing her chest."you think~~" irina asked. Jax and Kenshi looked at each other with disgust.

"we take it back, you're a bitch." The two men said in a synchronised tone.

Bitch-sensei being bitch-sensei, man why am i not surprised! Lol anyways, i hope you haven't hated my story style so far. I had to do a lot of editing to make sure not too MK guys get too much and/or too little roles. But it'll probs be a running gag of Erron Black's failed flirtations to Kanzaki :P. Aww poor sugino. In the mean time, fav/ follow/ review, no flames. Until next time, have a good day and stay awesome