FE Frog: No more dreaded bad grammar and spelling mistakes! if there are any, blame my beta. Yeah! I got a beta! Ain't it awesome? Well... This chapter, i hope, is better than the last one. I took some peoples advice though, and added how i missed home. I know this is humor and all, but as the 'general' bit might say) There are alot of other genres. I just like humor (and romance) but this story wouldn't be so great with romance. At least not for myself. If you're a beta, the awesomes tthing is color coding! That's what mine did! YAAAAAAAAAAY! Sorry. I'm just super hyper on halloween candy.
Anyway...
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Twilight Princess6 for being my awesome Beta (and oddly, my older twin. Don't ask.)
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"So…" I said as the 'fort' came into view. "This is it?"
"Yes." The ever so boring commander said proudly.
I did a double take, for probably the fourth time. "Wow."
Mist took off, almost knocking me over along the way.
Once I regained my balance, and everyone had gone to the fort already, I followed. Cheez. Yeah, the place was better looking in the game. Of course it was big, but I guess being used to having buildings tower over you gets to you. It just made me notice how I missed home already. And nine days before my birthday! As much fun harassing Shinon will be, why now? Why ever?
I entered the small courtyard that connected the several buildings strewn all over the place behind the thick, wooden wall. At one end was what seemed to be the practice courts. In the distance, a big, fat looking guy was holding a spear. He had blonde hair and the heavy blue armor of a knight. That could only mean one thing.
I entered the small courtyard that connected the several buildings strewn all over the place behind the thick, wooden wall. At one end was hat seemed to be the practice courts. In the distance, a big, fat looking guy was waving a spear. He was blonde and was wearing the heavy blue armor of a knight. That could only mean one thing…
I heard someone snicker and shout, "Hey, Gatrie! look over there!" Confirming my guess.
The knight turned towards me and smirked, "Awww! Greil must've picked up some little kid from the forest!"
Why did everyone call me that? I hated being called a little kid! A/N (Mostly because my dentists still treat me like a 3 year-old. My doc's just weird. When I was just 12, she asked me if I had been involved in any sexual intercourse lately. Of course I said… no. Why the hell would a 12 year old be sleeping with some dude older (or possibly younger) than her? Think people!)
Anyway, enough of my rambling. Just had to get that bit out.
I just stared at the ripped guy in front of me. This would have been much more convenient if I was at least 17!
"Oh!" Mist said, noticing Gatrie and running up to me. "This is…" I could see she was trying to think of my name. Maybe medieval people were stupid.
"My name is Meia." I said plainly.
"Meia! This is Meia!" she squeezed my arm for absolutely no reason whatsoever, "We found her in the forest."
"I told you, Shinon!"
My eyes shot open. A small, yet deviously evil smile spread across my face. I've read that list, hell, I was the one who put it to use with Mia! Now it was my turn, and oh, they were going to regret having ever pulled me into their world. While writing it, I'd thought of scenarios for more people, such as Naesala, who obviously wouldn't be that hard to annoy. And Tibarn… I just thought of one now!
I hid the chicken I had been holding behind my back, even if nobody had really noticed it yet. At least, no one had questioned me about it.
"Soooooo, Mist, could you maybe show me around?" I asked. I did have to plan this all out. I couldn't go around annoying the shit out of people without a plan.
My feet were now throbbing, not only had I walked a long way with Greail, Ike, Boud and Mist, but mist had just finished my tour of the fort.
"Have you ever thought of being a tour guide?" I sighed as I sat on a bench in the mess hall.
"A what?" she asked me.
I shook my head. Right, I was… half in the past, half in a whole different world! "Never mind, and," I looked down at the words on my shirt. Or rather, big bold words "Huskies" was written right over my front, above said "Sacred Heart", while the side just had a husky logo. I then looked at the rubber chicken.
Before I could finish what I was saying, Mist cut in, "What's that thing you have there?"
My eyes narrowed into a more bored expression, "You didn't notice the skinny frickin' chickin' I had in my hand the whole entire time?"
"You had that the whole time?"
I slapped my forehead, "No! Because a rubber chicken is definitely going to pop out of nowhere and land in my hand!"
"It did! I don't think even Soren can do that!"
These people needed to look up the word sarcasm.
"Why do I even bother…" I turned my head back to the short-haired girl, "Can I maybe have a different change of clothes?"
Her face lightened. Maybe the fact that I had finally said something that she understood! "Of course! Come with me!" And with that, we left.
Okay… Not quite what I expected…
I looked into the mirror at the thing Mist had pulled out. It was a dress… in a way, just waaaaaay to short. Okay, well at least a little longer than Mist's. Maybe half an inch longer? Other than that fact, it was okay. It was a soft shade of green, and the fabric felt like the finest cotton. She had also given me a pair of boots that went up to my knees. They were a darker green, but still very comfortable. I guess it was nice. Not something I'd wear to school, noo duh.
"It looks very nice on you!" Mist giggled. She had just finished brushing my dirty-blonde hair that went to about mid-back, and was now pulling it back into a ponytail with a strand of velvet.
"Much better than before, I must say." I said. I took one more glance into the mirror and smiled. A/N (If you're wondering, and are too lazy to read my profile [I don't blame you. The things really long] then, I look like Susan Pevensie or Anna Poppelwell, from the new version of the Chronicles of Narnia. At least, that's what my friend says. I'm not using clothing designs from there because the clothes in FE are much more exuberant, which means totally different designs.)
"It looks perfect on you!" Mist said jubilantly.
I smiled, in a worried way. Definitely my style, because in my world, I wear a short skirt that's almost halfway up my thighs… Definitely…
Someone knocked on the door.
Mist ran over and opened it, "Oh, hi, Ike!"
My eyes widened. Craaaaaaaaaap! I dove into Mist's bed, covering myself with the blankets.
"Are you two ready?" he said, giving the lump a strange look.
"Yeah, why?"
"Dinner is too."
He closed the door behind him as he left.
I opened my eyes as the soft covers were yanked off my back.
"Meia! Dinner's ready!" Mist yelled.
I winced at the volume of her voice and sat up, "God, you sound like my mother!"
Mist shrugged and bounced away. She was a lot more hyper-ish than I would have thought. Then again, everyone was different. It was… strange.
I got out of the bed, and looked into the mirror one last time before I left. This was going to be interesting.
I was humming as I went downstairs and eventually found my way to the mess hall. What was I humming you ask? (I doubt you were even going to ask that anyway) I was humming a random German song "Alle Meine Entchen"
I basically found my way by following the voices. One voice in particular.
"And this girl!"
My head drooped. At least some people never changed.
I walked into the room, only to be greeted by silence.
Mist stood up, "Sit with me! Sit with ME!" she yelled, waving her hand frantically.
I slowly walked to the other side of the rather large room, trying to avoid everyone's gazes.
Mist got off the bench, "I'll get you some food." She turned and began to leave, but turned back for a split second, "Sit down and talk with the others while I get it." and then she left.
I slowly turned my head to the others, who were staring at me strangely. I raised my hand and wiggled my fingers slightly, "Hi…"
Sitting at this particular table was Ike, Rolf, Rhys and Boyd. All the younglings! Yay…
A few minutes later, Mist came back with a plate full of food, "I'm back!" she yelled.
I looked up at her as she put my plate down in front of me. "Thanks." I muttered.
Mist sat down beside me, "So… You never told us about yourself."
"Uh… What is there to tell?"
Mist just gave me one of those you've-got-to-be-kidding-me looks.
"Well. I told you my name already." I thought. Obviously I had left out a lot! "I'm turning fourteen in… I think around eight or nine days."
"So you're a year older than us!" Rolf exclaimed, "We just turned 13 this year."
I nodded, "I also come from a country… Very far away."
Now Boyd spoke, "Begnion? Daien?"
This time I shook my head, "You've probably never heard of it." I picked up my fork and cut of a piece of meat. It was actually pretty good.
"You like it?" Mist asked, "Oscar is such a great cook!"
"Yes he is." I looked up at Boyd and Ike, "So, what about you guys?"
"I'm Ike." He said. Well, that was pretty obvious, "I don't know if you've noticed, but she's my sister." He pointed at Mist, "I'm 17, 18 in a few months."
Boyd smiled, "Well, you already know who I am. Oscar and Rolf are my brothers! I'm 19."
I nodded, again, "Cool." Day 1… So far so good.
FE Frog: The ages... They're just what I thouhgt. I'll put ages I'm sure of too. like how Janaff is over 110... Oscar is 24 in this game... And to my surprise, Shinon's already 27 here! I'll look up more later if I must.
So. you knwo the drill. R&R!
And to all My 51 Ways fans. i'm terribly sorry for the extra long delay! I don't have many entries to the contest... So I can't exactly choose! I have one that I'm working on for the contest so far. His/Hers is really good, so I thought I might give it a shot! Anyway. I need loyal fans for this one... And the next chapter should be up... As soon as I have it done! But then... My beta takes about 3 days to edit so... GO COLOR CODING!
WARNING: SUGAR HIGH
Meh. Stupid candy. BYE PEEPS!
