"Dinners ready!"

The Uchiha's sat lazily around the TV when they heard Sakura's clear voice from the kitchen. Shizuki was the first to rise, leaping off of the sofa.

"Yaaaaaaay!" she yelled out and rushed into the kitchen. Sasuke was second.

She may be cute and polite, but let's see if she can cook. He thought to himself as he entered the kitchen and sat down next to Shizuki. Then Itachi entered and sat across from Shizuki.

Sakura served the food. It was a rice dish with sauce and many vegetables, including tomatoes. There was also chicken mixed with the rice.

It smelt delicious, absolutely heavenly in fact. Sasuke couldn't wait to eat. He was just about to start when he saw Sakura pick up a plate of food and walk towards the door.

"Where are you going?" he asked. Sakura blushed lightly.

"I was going to eat in my room, Uchiha-sama," Sakura replied.

"That is unnecessary. Please Sakura, sit down and dine with us," he said, much to everyones surprise. Sakura was shocked.

"O-okay..." Sakura nervously placed her plate down on the only empty space on the table, next to Itachi and across from Sasuke. Everyone could feel the tenseness of the atmosphere.

"So... When did you start here Sakura?" Sasuke asked, trying to break the silence. Sakura blushed slightly. (She seems to be doing so a lot, neh?)

"I started only a week ago, Uchiha-sama," she fingered her fork nervously. Shizuki was silent, wolfing down her food like there was no tomorrow. Sasuke found this quite strange, his sister was very picky and usually spent most of her meal picking apart her food, then eating it very slowly.

The rest of the meal was spent in silence. (If one of my noisier classmates were there, he would have looked at them and went 'Awkwaaaaaaard...')

Every now and then, Sasuke would glance at the maid sitting opposite him. She would daintily pick up her fork and scoop up some rice (with the veg and meat and all that), then use the knife to even it out before eating it. Shizuki's way of eating was no where near as delicate. She buried the fork in her food, lifted it straight up and thrust it into her mouth. In fact, she was eating so fast that almost all of her food was gone.

"Shizuki, don't eat so fast," Sasuke said.

"Bwuht it's sow gwood!" (But it's so good!) Shizuki answered, her mouth full of food, spraying rice all over the table.

"Hn," was all Itachi said. Sakura blushed at the youngest Uchiha's compliment, then jumped to her feet. She got out a napkin and wiped the sauce of of Shizuki's face, then used a cloth to clean around her plate. She worked quickly and silently, only mumbling a few kind words to Shizuki. Then she sat down and continued to eat.

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Twenty Minutes later

(Because I'm sure we've all had enough of them eating)

Sakura was in the kitchen, cleaning up and doing the dishes when she heard a call from the living room.

"Haruno!"

Sakura carefully placed down the plate she was washing, brushed the crumbs off her apron and rushed to the living room where Itachi was waiting for her.

"You called, Uchiha-sama?" Sakura curtsied.

"The dishes can wait, Haruno-san. I'm having guests round, please organize some snacks," he said.

"Hai, Uchiha-sama," Sakura curtsied once again and rushed off towards the kitchen.

Sakura had just finished placing bowls of popcorn, chips, other snacks and some drinks on the glass coffee table when the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it!" Sakura called out. But what she didn't expect was a group of rather intimidating men (and a woman) by the door.

"Uh... Umm... Kombam Wa and welcome to the U-Uchiha household..." (Kombam Wa= Hello/Good Evening) Sakura stuttered nervously.

Kisame, who was standing at the front, sensed her fear.

"Why hellooo..." he said evilly, scaring Sakura even more. Itachi was soon by Sakura's side, and glared at Kisame.

"Welcome everyone. This is our new maid, Haruno Sakura," he gestured towards a still slightly shaking Sakura.

Kisame just gave her an intimidating stare, but the rest were friendlier.

"Hiya girlfriend!!!!" Konan high-fived her, she had obviously been isolated from other girls for to long.

"Do you like bombs? The last maid didn't," Deidara said as he entered the house.

Pein past silently, not paying any attention to Sakura.

"Hi you motherf****** bitch," Hidan growled as he passed her, confusing (and insulting) Sakura greatly.

"Don't worry, he's always like that!" a cheery Tobi said.

"I'm Tobi, and I'm a good boy!!!!!" he said before glomping her.

Zetsu said nothing as he entered the house.

Itachi soon told Sakura all of their names, and explain who they were. Even though she now new their occupation, she soon overcame her fear of Kisame and the rest of the Ataksuki. Instead, she ran after them cleaning up as they wrecked half the house.

Shizuki had gone to bed long ago, (though how she could sleep in this racket was a mystery) but Sasuke stood and observed the house-wreck party (and the frantic but ever-so-polite Sakura) from a distance.

Poor girl.

Maybe you should help her?

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A/N: Yay, new chap! Sorry that they spent so long eating XD This story is dedicated to my best friend Natala-chan (Oniaon) because she gave me the idea (even though I twisted it around and changed it completely) and the name and idea of Shizuki is hers.

This chap is dedicated to crimsonstripe for reviewing, and everyone who favorited my story.

Happy '09 everyone!