Chapter 002
The long, hard first half-of-the-day was finally over for the boys, and it was now time for lunch.
"What is there to eat today?" Draco wanted to know.
"Who knows..." Stan seemed to drift off into La-La Land, "It's usually mystery meat or something on Monday."
But when the three teenage boys finally arrived at the lunch line, they saw the most unexpected face of all.
"Hey there, children!" A familiar black chef happily spooned some Mexican yellow rice on a tray.
"C-Chef!" All of Stan's hairs went on end, "I... I though you died 8 years ago!"
"One would think that is the case, but..." Chef continued to serve the rest of the kids in line, "Let's just say that Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls saved the day."
"Well, in any case," Kyle took one of the mouth-watering trays, "It's good to see you back, friend."
"I should say the same! Well, good day to you, boys!"
"Bye!"
When Stan, Kyle, and Draco finally situated themselves on a table, Draco said, "Who was that?"
"That was our elementary school's chef," Kyle answered, "He supposedly died by falling off of a bridge when Stan and I were 9, but... I wonder what caused him to come back?"
"I know..." Stan pondered, then whispered to Kyle in mind-speech so that Draco couldn't hear, You don't suppose... that a son of Fleance could have revived him, do you, Kyle?
Could be... Kyle chugged a small bottle of vanilla milk, S*** happens, you know?
It was about 15 minutes later that the bell rang to move to fourth period.
"Well, it's high time we got to fourth period," Draco declared, "What do you guys have?"
"Kyle and I, coincidentally enough, have Anatomy and Physiology Honors that period," Stan replied, "What about you?"
"Let's see..." Draco quickly skimmed his eyes over his schedule, "No way!"
"What?" Kyle peeked over Draco's shoulder to catch a glimpse of the schedule, "Did you get Ms. Choksondik again?"
"Well, no, but..."
"Then what is it?" Stan looked as well.
"I have that class, too..."
"Well, all the better for us, right?" The wolf prince lightly slapped Draco on the back, "Come on, let's get going!"
On the way to the classroom, Kyle noticed that a lot of girls followed them.
"Prince Kyyyyyyllllllleeeeeee!!!!" several had wailed at once.
"Oh, for all that is good..." Kyle slapped his own face.
"Why?" Draco looked at Kyle sadly, "What is the matter?"
"Draco, I think that you might be in trouble," Stan warned.
"Why would that be?" Draco continued to look naïve.
"Being a drop-dead sexy guy at South Park High School could get you in deep doo-doo," Kyle elaborated, "Girls will continue to chase you at every corner."
"Ah, I see," Draco nodded, "Good point. Hey, you girls! Get away!"
No sooner had the half-Japanese boy realized, however, that he had turned his whole body around, revealing it to all the stupid girls.
"Oh my..." Bebe Stevens, Kyle's ex-girlfriend, walked up to Draco in an odd manner, "What have we here? You're almost as handsome as our Prince Kyle here..."
"Uh-oh..." Draco quickly turned around before Bebe could lay a finger on him.
Draco! Stan hissed, You idiot! Don't show your face to them! Now they're going to come after you as much as they're going to come after Kyle!
Sorry... Draco scratched the back of his head, Now what do we do?
Run!! Kyle proposed.
A sound plan! Draco agreed, following Stan and Kyle to one of the science classrooms.
"Wait!" the girls continued to shout, "Don't leave us, Prince Kyle and Prince Draco!!!!"
So now they're calling you "Prince"... Stan remarked as the three boys made a sharp right turn.
I guess being half-Japanese really gets me places... Draco giggled, suddenly stopping, Say... Stan? Kyle?
What is it, Draco? Stan wondered why Draco had paused as he did the same.
This the room? Draco ran his fingers across the words on the door in front of him, "Mr. Ashol, Science Department Chairperson".
Is that what it says on our schedules? The young apostle quickly glanced at his school timetable, Why, yes it is! Hurry up and go in before the girls catch us!
Stan shoved Kyle and Draco in the room, barely making it in time for both the bell and to avoid a barrage of estrogen-enraged teenage females.
"Phew..." Kyle panted, wiping his sweaty brow, "Made... it... in... time..."
"I... think you're wrong, Kyle..." Stan pointed towards the door.
"Why? What's the matter?" Kyle cocked his head in confusion, twitching his ears.
"There's about three girls behind you!" Stan could barely keep his voice below a yell, "Two of them are Wendy and Bebe! Hell if I know who the other one is!"
"Oh, hi, Stan!" Wendy grinned, "Isn't it a coincidence that we have the first four periods of the day together?"
"I suppose it is..." Stan couldn't bear the odd gazes of the three girls, even if they were not directed at him.
"All right, class!" Mr. Ashol, the new teacher, somehow managed to calm down the hormone-imbued teens, "My name is Mr. Justin Ashol, and as you can see, I am the- Hey, what's so funny?"
During the time he was talking, Mr. Ashol noticed that his class was giggling their butts off when he uttered his own name.
"You guys are high school students!" Mr. Ashol angrily put his hands to his hips, "Grow the hell up!!"
When the science teacher scolded the rowdy kids, they went dead silent. They knew from then on that they should not take him, lest they get teased once again.
Gosh, who put the bug up his butt? Stan whispered to Kyle, although there was no true need to.
He seemed so nice, too, when he began the class... Draco sighed.
He looks like one of those teachers that is extremely kind at first glance but will become draconian if you light his fuse, Kyle remarked.
Throughout the entire period, Stan, Kyle, and Draco eyed Mr. Ashol and his eerie aura.
"All right!" The teacher dismissed his students at the end of the period, "You all have a good day, you hear?"
"Holy crap..." Stan breathed heavily when he and his two friends were out of the enigmatic classroom, "I almost hurled in there..."
"Me too..." Kyle agreed.
"Me three..." Draco nodded, looking to the ground and shaking his head as he walked.
"Hey, hey!" The three heard a voice quite contrary to those that they were using.
"Oh, noooo..." Stan groaned, lightly stretching his wings and getting ready to fly.
"You're Stan Marsh, right?" The girl's smile didn't cease.
"Why, yes..." Stan looked perplexed, "Who might you be, miss?"
"Aren't you the nice one!" The girl's long brown mane swished as she giggled, "My name is Ayma Nidiot."
People around school are sure full of silly names, no? Stan snickered silently.
"You guys..." Ayma sighed, "Well, whatever. I'll go to class now."
"What do you have there?" Kyle took note that Ayma had a wrapped food item in her hand, but even with his supernatural powers, he couldn't make it all out.
"I saved part of my cockmeat sandwich from lunch today," Ayma explained, "My mom makes them for me every Monday. They are really good. If you want, I can get her to make some."
"Wait, hold the phone..." Stan blinked many times, trying to get Ayma to elucidate the situation, "When you say cockmeat sandwich... what kind of cocks are we talking about here?"
"All kinds," Ayma responded, "Today was a human. It depends on what is happening sometimes, but it's usually a dog or cat."
"I see..." Kyle's eye twitched, "Well, in any case, have a good day, Ms. Nidiot."
"Farewell!" Ayma nearly skipped down the hall as the students in it almost glared at it.
Wow... Draco anxiously laughed as he and his friends entered Mr. Seymai Reckdum's AP English Language and Composition Class, Strange names... Strange auras... That Ayma girl really gave strange vibes, didn't she?
You can say that again... Stan almost spoke absentmindedly.
That Ayma girl-
I didn't mean it literally, you bonehead! Begnion's apostle hissed, barely resisting the urge to morph into a winged cat, Still... this is just the first day of our senior year, you guys...
'Cept I'm still a junior, Draco interrupted.
ANYWAY... Stan growled.
Joking, joking... But even so... if this is merely our first day of our last year, I can't wait to see how the rest of the year plays out.
