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China: oh no don't tell me you like actually like this,aru!

Me: shutup china, let's get dis parteh started!


CHAPTER 2

The both of them stared at each other, America in shock, and china in confusion.

This cant be china! China is like, abajillion years old!

" china? Is that you!?" he shook him again.

"ar-oo."

America almost dropped him on the floor.

" HOLY SHIT IT IS YOU!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. China flinched and covered his ears with his hands whining in protest at his loud voice.

"oh my gawd, dude how did you get like this man!? Your all short and young and not old!" he asked frantically turning him upside down and squeezing his face with his free hand. He tried to squirm out of his grip but America held on to him tightly.

" uh..dude..?" he looked at him again. Something was off about him. His eyes looked confused, innocent, and completely unaware of what's happening. Like…he didn't know who he was.

" hey man, it's me America, remember? Your best ally in the whole world? The one that you're supposed to give money to?" he put a lot of stress on money.

China glared at him again, America stared back hypnotized at his clueless fascial expression.

Then he took the glasses off his face and put it into his mouth.

"hey! Give those back!" he demanded trying to yank them out of his mouth. China tried to hold onto them but he managed to pry them back. He whipped the glasses off on his shirt then put them back onto his face.

Aww dammit this is bad…" America moaned setting him down onto the mass bed covered in a sea of hello kitty dolls and pandas. He ran his hand through his hair in distress.

The 4 year old china hugged the nearest one and buried his face in it mumbling and giggling "shee-nateechan"

He doesn't remember a single thing.

Just then America's phone went off.

"y-yah.." he stuttered.

"America! Where are you!? Both of you are late! and you said you would show up with china!" England nagged completely irked. Sad enough to say, none of them can start the meeting without him. He was inconveniencing everybody just because he felt like goofing off.

"Uhhh….yah about that…." America looked over to the child country hugging the doll and speaking unknown Chinese.

America stayed silent.

"What?"

" uhhhh…..gee how should I put this…." America wondered aloud nervously.

Then china started singing.

" nihao shinatee, play wiff us today, We'll laff and sing on this lofely sunny day~"

"who is that?" England asked curious.

"uh— its no one!"

" is that china…?"
" uhh..YAH! it is!"

"why does he sound like that, is he sick?" 'that would be a nice excuse not to come.'

"listen, I'll just explain everything when I get there ok? Don't start anything without us this Is a huge emergency!"

' like we could start without you…' "ok but—"

America hung up the phone as quick as he could and jammed it in his pocket. His face was drowning in worry and nervousness. Just—how exactly would the hero show them this?

"China! Come on! We're going to meet the other countries now ok?" America walked up to the bed. China looked up at him still hugging the doll to his face.

"…?"

America picked him up and he dropped his doll.

Then he started whining.

"What?"

He saw him trying to trying to reach for it all the way on the bed and kicking his legs.

America sighed. "You never change…" he shook his head and got the doll for him. China giggled and snuggled it again. He sighed again and walked out the door. This was going to be the longest meeting of his life.


Britain let out an aggravated sigh as he put his phone away.

" so, china will be coming with us, da?" Russia asked him hopefully wearing his usual cheerful smile.

"I honestly don't know, America said that they are coming now, but he was acting weird…" England huffed and crossed his arms. Leave it to America to do something important.

" well this meeting is mandatory." Germany announced for the rest of them to hear. "this time, everybody has to come. They better be here soon."

The rest of them nodded in agreement.

Japan sighed and did his best not to think about the older Asian country. What if he doesn't come because of what he said last night?

Japan stood up looking guilty and bowed to the rest of the countries. "gomenesai, this whole problem is my fault, china and I had a fight last night which is probably the reason of his absence. "

Germany looked at him. " it is ok japan, America will take care of things."

Japan nodded and sat back down.

" what's wrong japan? was the fight with you and china that bad?" Italy asked concerned.

" n-no…it wasn't that serious…" he lied flustered and looking away.

"oh ,ok!" Italy perked up and started smiling again.

" me and Romano fight with each other all the time! But, we still love each other! so I hope you and your brother are getting along well,Ve!"

Japan's face grew grim.

" I'm sorry Italy, but, china isn't my brother.."

"Huh? Are you sure? China says the two of you are related all the time!"

'of course he does…'

" he must have made a mistake, the two of us are not related."

Italy looked at him in confusion again. He looked even more depressed then before!

" japan! What's wrong? You can tell me, ve!" Italy looked at him hopefully.

"well—"

the door slammed open and all attention was immediately on a panting America carrying a toddler with a hello kitty doll.

"he-hey guys!" he gasped out leaning a hand on his knee to catch his breathe.

"sorry I'm late! But we have a HUGE problem right now." He stood straight again, the kid cradled in his other arm.

" you bet we have a huge problem!" England snapped at him slamming his hands on the table and skirting back his chair.

"America where have you been? This meeting is very important right now and you are troubling everybody!"

" oh please give me a break! This is probably all your fault to begin with!" America defended pointing at china. he had one of hello kitty's ears in his mouth.

" what in the bloody hell are you talking about!? How is it my fault? It is not my fault that you decided to inconvenience everybody here!" he pointed at him.

" and can somebody please tell me why you have that kid with you?" England continued crossing his arms and glaring at him.

" ja America, the rules specifically state that no human can attend a nation's conference meeting, no matter what age." Germany stood up as well, quoting from a rule book that nobody probably reads but him.

" da, and where is china?" Russia's voice was demanding. His evil aura was already starting to emit from him as he stood up as well.

"DUDE! THIS IS CHINA!" America shouted overwhelmed. He pointed at him again, this time he was tugging at the dolls bow to see if it would come off.

"WHAT!?" everybody shouted in unison (except for Canada, who just watched with interest)

" this is amazing! Just imagine the things that I can do with him now, no?" France exclaimed smiling happily.

"oh come on America just because the child has a hello kitty doll doesn't make him china." the British man walked up to the 2 to see for himself. The other countries fallowed up after him.

" are you serious England? Just look at him! He looks exactly like china! you know…except younger." He held the kid out into England's face. China stared at the country. He had the same eyes, the same shade of hair, and the same expression, except more innocent.

England poked and tugged at his face. " well I guess he looks a little like him…"

" but there is only one way to tell if this is china or not." England announced getting an idea.

" how?" America asked confused.

Britain snatched the doll right out of the kid's hands and helled it above his head so that he couldn't reach it. China whined and tried to reach for it, but he couldn't, so he immediately started crying.

"give me back shinatee-chan!" he struggled to get out of America's arm again to snatch it back. His face was already covered in tears and he wouldn't stop sobbing.

" holy shit! It really is him!" England reacted in shock. His mouth was hanging wide open. Even when china was his regular age he would throw fits like this (well, he would actually hit people with a wok,but that's another story.)

Japan froze up in shock.

" how on earth did he get like this!?" Germany asked gesturing towards him.

"dude I have no idea! I just found him like this! And he can't remember us!" America struggled to hold the flailing infant and kept on repositioning his hold on him.

" gomenesai! This is all my fault!" japan apologized blushing in hysterics.

Everybody stopped and looked at him.

" what happened? did it have something to do with the argument you were talking about?" Germany asked concerned.

"well I-I, last night when china and I had the argument I-I wished for something." Japan stuttered feeling awkward.

" and what exactly did you wish for?" france asked pressing for answers.

"I—well I—" japan blushed flustered again.

" I wished that china would know what it's like to feel like to be treated as a child…"

"well are you happy japan!? Look what you've done!" America blamed making obnoxious hand gestures to china ( who was still crying)

" gomenesai! I didn't know it would actually come true!" japan apologized helplessly again.

" Oh no! what do we do!?" Italy started to freak out.

"did china wish for something too?" Britain asked trying to get more answers.

"not that I know of…but knowing him he probably did."
" what could he have wished for?" Italy asked japan in curiosity.

The countries went quite again for thought.

"I think he wished for me to be his brother again." He said quietly, stiff as a bored.

"da, that sounds like china." Russia agreed.

"" I have seen this before." Britain announced.

Japan perked up.

"huh? you have?"

"yes, two people making a wish on one star, in order for both of those wishes to come true, it has to be granted with one act."

"that doesn't make any frikkin sense!" America shouted.

"yes it does! A star can only grant 1 wish! Its basic logic!" Britain shouted back.

"well Britain, since you think you are so smart, why don't you fix this?" France asked him with a smirk on his face.

"yah man! Why don't you do something England!" America demanded pointing at him.

"Wh- ME!?" he pointed at himself in disbelief. Why him!?

" yah Britain! You are the magic guy! Don't you have anything to reverse this?"

" you can't reverse this! It's a bloody wish! Once a wish is made It has to come true!"

" what does that even mean!?" America shouted back holding his head.

Britain sighed, then started speaking in a calmer voice.

"meaning that until the wish has been granted, china will stay a child."

" so china has to learn what it feels like to be treated like a younger sibling, da?" Russia looked at the infant squirming in America's arms.

" yes I am afraid so."

"And japan has to like him again or something?" America asked

Britain nodded.

" ohonhon! How are you going to take care of this problem Britain? Not so smart now, are you?" he snickered walking up to him trying to get him even more frustrated.

" oh shut up you git! This is not my fault!" he shouted at him pointing at hm.

" of course it is mon amour, everything is your fault." He had that smug grin on his face again.

"why you!—"

Britain's fingers wrapped around France's neck and the 2 started choking each other.

The whole room went completely crazy. Italy was running frantically in circles shouting about 'what they were going to do', France and Britain were choking each other, china was still crying, and Russia and America were harassing japan.

"how could you do this to us?" America complained ready to cry.

"da, you turned my china into a four year old," Russia' s aura was engulfing his whole body and he was pushing Japan's head down. His face looked grim and Russia just stared down on him wearing the most creepiest smile he could possibly pull off.

Germany looked just about ready to explode. The only calm person in that entire room was Canada, who continued to sit down and patiently wait for the others to notice him.

" ok that's it! Everybody calm down!" Germany shouted .
the countries froze and looked at him.

" obviously, this is not going to solve any of our problems! One of the countries is in a huge situation and we are doing absolutely nothing to solve it!"

Damn. He was right.

" well, what do you suggest we do?" America took the liberty of asking.

" well he's a child now, somebody has to take care of him."

The room went dead silent again.

Everybody slowly craned their head towards the last remaining Asian country in the room.

Japan hunched his shoulders and looked like he wanted to disappear.

"oh gomen, I-uh—I have to go somewhere my boss must be calling me."

He made a quick pace for the door but Russia snatched the color of his uniform and dragged him back.

"Where do you think you're going japan?"

He started shaking and stayed quite (like anybody would do).
"wh-why is everybody looking at me?" he asked quietly.

" oh come on japan! You're his brother!" America protested.

" no I am not!"

" Even if he's not, this is still your fault." Britain put in.

France smirked.

" If japan doesn't want to watch him then I would be more then happy to-"

"no." they all immediately replied in unison.

Germany sighed and walked up to him.

"japan, you know that you have to take care of him."

" I know this is all my fault but I really don't think this is the best idea at the moment."

" don't worry, we'll help." Britain put in. taking care of a child was tough for just 1 person alone, he out of all people should know that.

"ok. As long as I don't have to do it by myself." He gave in.

Germany nodded. " so, with that said, I believe this meeting is over for today. Japan, if you need any help just ask us."

"Yahoo! I'm going home to play Xbox! Good luck japan!" America shouted putting china on the floor running out the door as fast as he possibly could. He had enough babysitting for one day.

" I hope you know what to do, I'll try to find something to reverse the wish, but I doubt I have something. if you need any help ask me ok?" England gave japan china's doll, and left the room with the rest of the countries.

"bye japan!" Italy waved goodbye at him and he was left alone.

' so that's it? They just leave me here?'

Japan looked down at china.

'and they left him on the floor.'

He walked up to him and bent down to his height. He was still crying and rubbing his eyes with his sleeve/arm.

"uhh china…?"

He looked up at him, his bottom lip was trembling and he had a sad look on his face.

' he's…he's cute!' japan thought in shock.

" I think this is yours." He showed him the doll that Britain took away from him.

China stopped crying and stared at the doll in admiration, then he snatched it and hugged it again.

" my name is japan, you will be staying with me for a while."

China looked at him. Japan got up and held his hand awkwardly, china's hand was limp, being too preoccupied with reuniting with his doll, and the 2 left the room towards the exit of the building.

"ok" he sighed "this can't be that bad."

' at least he can't remember anything.' One of the many advantages of making the situation less awkward for the two.

He put china into the back of his car and fastened his seatbelt for him. He looked at him once more, he had his hand in his mouth drooling all over it . He was just a kid, nothing else.

Japan shut the door and went into the driver's seat, starting up the car and heading back home. He could hear china babbling something unknown in the back seat.

This might actually better then he thought it would be. For once, china was not nagging him about anything, he was not copywriting any of his stuff, and most importantly he wasn't calling him his brother every 4 seconds. Taking care of him can't be that hard, right?

" china, we're here." He announced after a 30 minute ride back home. He turned around in his seat to see what he was doing, he was just sitting there waiting and looking back at him.

'that is weird…I would assume he would be asleep by now…'

He got out the car and led the toddler into the house, feeling a little more relaxed that they were officially by themselves in the safety of their own home.

Japan let go of his hand and left him in the living room to put his work away from the meeting.

He had a flat screen, game systems, and furniture along with a row of cd racks for music, anime, and movies. China stared at all of the CDs in interest, and walked up to them.

"ooohh…" he cooed looking up at the tall rack of CDs towering above him. He pulled one out, looked at it, and dropped it on the floor getting another one.

Japan walked back into the room. What was that noise…?

Clack.

"china what are you doing-" he was cut off at the sight he was seeing. the toddler had about 15 of his cds scattered all over the floor and some even out of the case. One of them was in his mouth.

"no! china! don't do that! Those are my vocaloid cds!" japan shouted in desperation as he ran over to him. If he gets a scratch on any one of them he would be devastated.

" get that out of your mouth!" he demanded trying to yank it from him, he held on and pulled back going into a tug of war between the two.

"no its mine!" china whined yanking it back from him.

" no its not please give it back!" he tried to pull it out of his hands gently so he wouldn't break it, but china only forced it back out of his hands harder then before, and it snapped in half.

"!"

japan froze and looked at the other half of the cd in complete shock.

His hand was trembling. It was his Miku album that he got from a concert.

China looked at his half of the cd in surprise, then Japan's, and ran off to some other part of the house.

Japan collapsed on the floor in grief and buried his head in his arms.

" this was my favorite cd…" he mumbled completely broken. 'Wait- what if he finds my yaoi collection!?' He immediately jumped up and ran towards his library.

Then he heard another noise down a separate hallway and slid to a halt. Japan ran to where the noise was coming from praying that his 'brother' hadn't broken anything else. This time he was in a room, with his cat. Before he could say anything else china was tugging its tail,

"Wait china don't do that!" he begged holding a hand out signaling for him to stop.

The kid started pulling laughing and begin tugging on it's whiskers, then yanked it harder. The cat hissed furiously at him. it was the most scariest noise china had ever heard.

China started wailing loudly again and the cat dashed off to another part of the house.

Japan looked startled and off edge. "ah-!" crap! What the heck was he supposed to do now!?

" china please stop crying!" he begged.

His cries grew louder.

Then the country did all that was left to do.

" hello?"

" Britain help!" he shouted in complete desperation.

" japan? Already? It's only been 2 hours, what happened?"

" I don't know! I left him alone for 2 minutes and—"

" ok, rule 1, never leave a 4 year old alone by themselves." England sighed feeling a little amused. It reminded him of when he would leave America by himself for 5 seconds. then when he would turn back around the living room would be completely destroyed.

" right, got it." He sounded stressed.

" I don't get it japan, don't you have any experience with children?"

" no! I've never taken care of a child before!" japan answered still on edge. He did take care of Taiwan for a time. But that was completly different because she didn't act completly like a child!

" huh? But aren't you the second oldest of Asia?"

" yes but. China took care of all of us." He did take care of Taiwan for a time. But that was completly different because she didn't act completly like a child!

" oh…" England went quite. That was kind of true.

All the 2 could hear was china's crying.
"oh, and another thing.." japan said starting to feel awkward

"yes?"

"uh…how do you get him to stop crying?" he looked over to him worried.

" do something to make him happy of course! Comfort him." England replied like everybody knew the answer to that question.

Japan felt another wave of panick wash over him.

" what? But I can't do that! Really! I'm not good at that kind of thing! Especially with him.."

" well, you better start to learn or this problem is going to keep showing up again."

" but—"

" I have to go now. I know you can handle this. Good luck."

the line went dead.

Just then japan took back everything he said about this being easy. This was going to be the most hardest thing he has ever done.

CHAPTER END


Oh chiz whats gonna happen next? .0.

America: hey 'sup

Me: hey where's china?

America: uh…. I think he left…

Me: aw maann! Why?

America: I don't know, he said something about the fanfic making him look immature or something..

Me: oookkkkkk then. Where's japan?

America: yah he's gone too…

Me: crap :/

Dangit I got school on Wednesday ;_;

But I don't think it will slow down my updates

I do warn you, there will be an overload of cuteness in the next chapter

And I will have other countries baby sit him too ^^ any requests just send them.

Review kids or poor china is going to continue to cry and never stop :O

-KEYOTE MUGEN