Edward: Say it. SAY IT……say it. Out loud. Say it.

Bella:……it.

Edward: No…no, no, Bella, we've been over this a million times. You don't say 'it' you say….come on, Bella. What do you say?

Bella: I already said 'it', Edward! You said 'say IT' and I did!

Edward: BELLA. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY. SAY IT OUT LOUD.

Bella: It out loud.

Edward: *covers face with hands* Oh jeez, Bella…ok, you know what…I'm just not even going to try with you, Bella. *walks away*

Bella: But….but…..but….!

Edward: I like watching you sleep. It's just kind of fascinating to me.

Bella: Um….awkward!

Edward: No, no, it's just….it's just fascinating.

Bella: You said that. Um….that's just kind of awkward.

Edward: What, that I sneak into your bedroom every night to watch you toss and turn in your sleep and I sit on a chair watching you when it's dark?

Bella: Um, YEAH. Pretty awkward….

Edward: Bella, I'm trying to be romantic.

Bella: And that means you just sneak into my room and watch me sleep? What else do you do, take off my pants off? Take off my shirt? Feed me some date rape?!

Edward: Bella!

Bella: So do you guys play any board games or anything?
Edward: Uh, not really. We used to play checkers, but it ended really badly last time we played. We had this other brother Jimmy…

***FLASHBACK***

Jimmy: Ha! I beat you Rosalie! I beat you, I beat you! La, la, la, la, la, la.

Carlisle: Jimmy, stop it.

Jimmy: BEAT YOU BEAT YOU BEAT YOUUUU!!!

Esme: Jimmy. Stop it.

Emmett: JIMMY. Come on. You make Rosalie angry.

Jimmy: HA HA HAHA HA. I WON, I WON, I WON, I WON!

Rosalie: Jimmy….have you ever had a checker up your butt?

Jimmy: No, but I beat you, so does it matter?
Rosalie: Because you're about to get one. *smirks and shoves checker up Jimmy's butt*

****FLASHFORWARD****

Bella: Oh….

Edward: We're kind of a competitive family.

Bella: Yeah. I noticed.