Chapter Two : Hermione Granger
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ACI wondered who her next victim would be when suddenly Hermione barged in.
"Ron, are you in here?"
"Know your stars, know your stars."
"Huh, what's going on?"
"Sit down, you fool." Hermione sat down.
"Where's Ron?"
"I sent him to the nut house, now shut up."
"Know your stars, know your stars."
"Hermione is using Ron to get to Draco."
"I like Ron and I hate Draco."
"Okay fine, you like Ron and Draco."
"No, I don't like Draco."
"So you're using Draco to get to Victor?"
"No, I don't have any relationship with Draco or Victor."
"Okay, you hate Draco and Victor, and love to eat checker boards for breakfast."
"No, I think nothing of Draco and Victor and I don't eat breakfast."
"OMG Hermione doesn't eat the most important meal of the day!"
"So?"
"No wonder you failed in those exams."
"You're blaming my loss on breakfast? And what exam did I fail?"
"Wait so you're blaming it on lunch?"
"No, I'm blaming it on myself."
"Wait so you don't eat breakfast or lunch?"
"That's not the point!"
"Wait, you don't eat at all?"
"Yeah I do!"
"OMG HERMIONE IS A ROBOT AND DOESN'T EAT!"
"Yeah I do!"
"I wonder how Ron did it with you if you're a robot."
"I AM NOT A ROBOT!"
"Maybe you took a women's vagina with your evil robot laser eyes."
"I AM NOT A ROBOT AND HAVE MY OWN VAGINA!"
"You robots need to have it a lot don't you, I mean you just shouted a mating call."
"I AM NOT DESPERATE!"
"I heard there's a safe Internet website for that stuff."
"I don't have a computer."
"Wow what age are you living in, the 12th century."
"No one in my time has a computer."
"Wow your time sucks."
"Yeah, I know."
"Well I guess you'll have to be desperate forever than."
Hermione has left the building.
"That was fun," ACI thought as Hermione asked Ron if he thought she was a robot.
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Well, well, that was the second chappie! I hope that has satisfied you until the next chapter arrives. Next will be Ron! Don't forget to review…. or else……………..!
