Yo! Furst chapter bruh!
Anyway, plz send in ocs and stoof and yeah...
-BTS-
Emma: I HATE MY LIFE! *searches through deviantart*
Director: Emma! We're shooting Disaster Date in 10!
Emma: WHATEVER! oooh, what's this? *clicks on ninjago yaoi picture*
*5 minutes later*
Emma: *is crawled up in the corner reading ninjago fanfics*
Director: Hurry up!
Emma: Aww...hmmm...maybe i can do something with these 'Ninjago characters'
Emma: What up everyone and welcome to another season of Disaster Date! So, last season was gud, but little genius me had the amazing idea of victimizing the Ninjago Characters! Well, don't ask me why!
Rachel: One of them, Jay is setting Cole up with a surely disastorous blind date!
Camera Dude: *whispers* dude, it's a cartoon...
Emma: So, in this episode, we'll be pranking Cole, the ninja of earth. Cole hates girls
that are overly clingy, loud and annoying and are hotheads! Rachel, introduce us his blind date!
Rachel: Meet Lanie, the girl Jay set Cole up with!
age: 18 1/2
appearance: tanish, brown hair with a light pink streak, wears a t-shirt that says LOL and blue jeans
blind date:cole
they ran into each other at a coffee shop and well talked a bit. a week later they forgot about each other .-.
Emma: They will be going to the same coffee shop for the date! Well, except that there will be hidden cameras all over and actors that are
in with the prank...
Rachel: Let's do this!
Cole: Why did i even agree to do this...I swear Jay, if you set me up with a total-!
Lanie: Umm...hi, i'm Lanie. Are you Cole?
Cole: Uhh...Ya?
Lanie: Well, nice to meet you! i'm 18 1/2 years old and i love The Lego Movie! Do you love
the Lego Movie?
Cole: Sur-..
Lanie: Really!? That's awesome! Oh my gosh! We have so much in common!
Cole: Well...What do you like to do, Lanie?
Lanie: I love skateboarding! Do you love skateboarding? I think skateboarding is awesome!
Waitress ( actor 1 ): umm..may i take your order?
Cole: Yeah...just some chocolate cake please...
Lanie: OMG! I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE! IT'S SO-...umm...excuse me waitress?
Waitress: What?
Lanie: ARE YOU HITTING ON MY MAN!?
Waitress: No, I'm no-
Lanie: I KNEW IT! YOU ARE HITTING ON MY MAN!
Cole: I'm not your man...
Waitress: If you have a problem then please talk to the manager...
Lanie: C'MON! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A YO MAMA OFF!
All black people in the coffee shop: OOOOOH!
Cole: What's happening right now?
Waitress: FINE! YOU'RE PLAYING THAT CARD, ARE YOU!? BRING IT!
Lanie: YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WALK PAST THE TV, I MISSED A MARATHON!
Waitress: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE MAKES ONIONS CRY!
Lanie: YO MAMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
Waitress: YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE PUTS LIPSTICK ON HER HEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND!
Lanie: YO MAMA SO DUMB! THAT SHE DON'T KNOW THAT I'M AN ACTOR!
Coel: What?
Lanie: AND THEY'RE ACTORS, THSOE ARE HIDDEN CAMERAS AND YOU SIR, ARE ON DISASTER DATE!
*everybody except Cole laughs*
Jay: *comes in* Ha! You totally fell for it!
Cole: I'm gonna kill you jay! *runs after jay*
Emma: Well, that's it for this episode of Disaster Date. Make sure you leave your Blind Date OCs down below
Okay, first chapter. I thank wafflestheninja for the OC. Sorry if this is a bit short, my creative
juices aren't flowing. Idk why i did the yo mama thing, that's just weird...
I just realized how much i used exclamation marks in this story...*shrugs*
BAI LITTLE FRAPPES!
