"What the hell is this?" Said Samus to nobody in particular. "Hello anyone out there"
Said Kevin to a very supprized Samus. "Was that you talking to me?" Said Samus. "Yes, now if you could please help me out of this!" Said a very angry Kevin. "Now unfreeze my right arm I'll do the rest." Samus replied "You should be nicer cause I could just leave you here." "Okay could you please unfreeze my right arm." Said Kevin in a very irritated voice. "I feel something big coming up" Samus said to herself, while she switched to her flame thrower and started to thaw out the figures right arm. When the arm was finally free a Platoon of space pirates attacked her. "I got your arm free now free yourself while I hold them off!" Kevin started his flame thrower on the bottom of his right gauntlet it melted the ice quickly. "C'mon you glory hounds we can't just let Samus take all the glory, what are waiting on FIRE AT WILL!" Said an unknown voice. "You finally make it here Austin!" Said Samus "Hey give me a break, will ya it was lunch time." Said Austin. Now the space pirates were dead but now all of Austin's squad was dead, and Samus needed to recharge here suit. Then another Platoon of Space pirates attacked them this time Austin, and Samus were held down by 2 of the stronger Pirates while Ridley came out with a translator around his neck. "What are you here for Huntress with this ... fiend." Said Ridley to Samus and Austin. "Hey, ask Samus she is the one who called me here." Said Austin to Ridley. Samus gave Austin A death glare till she heard someone with jets on behind here. Ridley was just about to say something untill the guard holding Samus shot up in the air and into his mouth. "The kick... IS GOOD!" Said Kevin out of nowhere then Austin said to Ridley after Samus shot the guard off, " You get no sympathy!" "Took ya long enough!" Samus said to Kevin. Then out of nowhere A pipe came out of the ground and Mario popped out. A space pirate attacked him but then he used a fireball and lit the Pirates Ass on fire. All the Space Pirates got mad but then Mario pulled out a Golden Hammer and Mega mushroom He turned into a giant plumber with a giant Golden Hammer and killed all of the Space pirates, and Mario said to Samus "Are you coming to-a Super smash bros. this year?" "Yes, now could you leave please you intruded the story."Said Samus. Mario jumped back into the tube and it dissapeard. "That was ... weird" Said Kevin to Samus. "Well, Austin you should get back to base I'll take Kevin with me." Said Samus. The Ridley at the scene wasn't Ridley himself it was just a clone. When he filed a report stating that "A plumber came out of a tube and the pirate's Ass was lit on fire. Then the plumber ate a mushroom and took out a Golden Hammer that turned big with him and killed the Second platoon by swinging his hammer fast." The Ridley clone was killed and body sent into a sun due to being Homosexual.
Well what do you think good R&R plz!
