Author's Note: This is a song parody I made a few years ago based on Simon Curtis' "Fell in Love with an Android." If you haven't heard his songs yet, I highly recommend them. Since this is a duet, parts where two characters sing different things at the same time will look like " Character Name A / Character Name B."
I hope this is to everyone's liking!)
(Scout) Hey, Miss Pauling, you got
me really falling, but I
don't wanna be just
another name in your registry.
I just wanted to see if
my looks would be enough
to win you over.
(Though it's obvious they already have.)
I want you more than the other team's Intel.
Why cap points when we could get along so well?
You hang out with the Administrator, I'm told.
Did she teach you how to be so cold?
I'm not a Sniper, girl, but I can see
your eyes say you want it, so come with me
You're hot and single while I'm hot and not a "doom-cough"
Since I'm sexy, have you seen me with my shirt off?
(Miss Pauling) How deluded are you?
You are so secluded from re-
-ality, you
can't even do your job for Mann or TeuFort Industry.
Scout, I've said it before.
Leave me alone. There's the door,
so go.
What makes you think I'd ever like you?
You should be capturing the other team's Intel.
Stop playing games and fire bullet shells.
Mann sent you to cap the briefcase, I'm told.
You're only putting your own team's mission on hold.
What're you thinking is not what you see
In case you hadn't noticed, I just don't agree.
I suggest you go before I send you back to Respawn
And for the last time, I don't care, so keep your shirt on.
(Scout) Oh, you're a hot miss
Work that dress
(Miss Pauling) This is just ridiculous
You just can't impress
(Scout) I want you more than the other team's Intel. / (Miss Pauling) You should be capturing the other team's Intel.
(Scout) Why cap points when we could get along so well? / (Miss Pauling) Stop playing games and fire bullet shells.
(Miss Pauling) Mann sent you to cap the briefcase, I'm told.
You're only putting your own team's mission on hold.
(Scout)I'm not a Sniper, girl, but I can see / (Miss Pauling) What you're thinking is not what you see
(Scout) Your eyes say you want it, so come with me / (Miss Pauling) In case you hadn't noticed, I just don't agree.
(Scout) You're hot and single while I'm hot and not a "doom-cough"
Since I'm sexy, have you seen me with my shirt off?
(Scout & Miss Pauling) Why can't you see this like I do?
Nothing that I'm saying is reaching you.
(Scout) You hang out with the Administrator, I'm told.
Did she teach you how to be so cold?
(Scout & Miss Pauling) Do I have to turn this into a plea?
(Scout) Listen to me now and love me, P. / (Miss Pauling) Listen to me now and leave me be.
(Miss Pauling) I suggest you go before I send you back to Respawn
And for the last time, I don't care, so keep your shirt on.
