The captains are introduced to laptops.
Shigekuni Yamamoto Genryusai: "The things humans come up with..."
Soi Fon: "If it doesn't benefit the stealth force, it is of no use to me."
Rose Otorabashi: "I think I'd rather play my guitar for now."
Gin Ichimaru (former): He smiles at it and it turns on.
Retsu Unohana: She inspected it for several seconds and then had to rush out of her office to attend to an emergency.
Shinji Hirako: "C'mon, this is all old hat to me."
Sosuke Aizen (former): "I already know all. What use would I have for it?" After a moment of silence, Aizen turned to the device and Googled himself to see how far his powerful reach had gone over the internet.
He saw all his fan-hater's blogs and the stories on Fanfiction where he is degraded over and over. He saw fanart where he is degraded.
He had Tousen burn the laptop. "We shall never speak of this again, Kaname..."
"Yes, my lord."
Byakuya Kuchiki: "This is irrelevant to me." A considerable amount of time passed...Byakuya strode over to his bed where the laptop lay and turned it on.
He logged onto the internet and in pursuit of information about Renji he discovered many homosexual-related Fanfics where himself and Renji had sexual relations.
Unaware that there was no absolute truth to this, Byakuya took Renji to be a homo and had his ass kicked out of the 6th division...with a thousand cherry blossoms flying after him in a fury.
Sajin Komamura: "I haven't received orders from the captain-commander about this. I think it's best not to touch it until I've gotten confirmation."
Shunsui Kyoraku: "Whoa, Nanao... look at all these dating sites! There's so many pretty young girls!" Nanao whacked him over the head.
Kensei Muguruma: "Not interested."
Kaname Tousen (former): "This is not part of the cause. It is an outside element. I see no potential for it."
Kenpachi Zaraki: "Ikkaku, throw this hunk of junk in the garbage!"
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: "Please. I have already discovered this device and it is far beneath my current interests. NEMU, GET THIS PIECE OF HARDWARE OUT OF MY SIGHT, THIS INSTANT!"
Jushiro Ukitake: "What a funny device. And it's got pretty pictures!" (referring to the wallpaper on the desktop).
