Chapter 2: Blurred Memories
But cut to Stan's house which all the boys were there and wearing their PJs watching MTV's VMA right now which Miley Cyrus was taking the stage which all the boys simply their eyes grew larger with their what the fuck looks at that moment.
"Why the hell Miley Cyrus is trying to be Shrankbella these last few months?" Cartman said coldly while looking at the raunchy show.
"When did she become a stripper all sudden?" Stan asked while looking at Kyle who just shrugs his shoulders at this whole thing.
"Dude I'm don't know?" Kyle answered back.
Boy, I'm wished I was that Robin Thicke right now." Kenny replied which his over perverted mind is working overtime right now.
"HUH?" The other boys said while looking at each other in a grossed out way.
"Uh oh my God what happened to Hannah Montana fellas?" Butters said while he looks very shocked.
"Well Butters Hannah Montana had gone over her slutty side and what the fuck she is doing now?!" Cartman had instantly answered back.
"You guys did you ever notice that Miley has the same hairdo like that little bitch Justin Bieber." Kenny said with a light chuckle.
"HA-HA ….. Kenny that is a good one what is it you guys that they are the Bieber Twins or something." Cartman said with a soft laugh that is when Randy came walking in the living room which he was carrying a bottle of beer and a bag of chips with him and sat with them at that moment.
Oh looks like next year's harvest will be even better before."Randy had softly muttered to himself but Stan and Kyle caught his mutterings which they knows what he is talking about the sacrifice in March for the corn harvest which everybody sacrifices a famous face to the corn for a good corn harvest in the fall.
"Oh no we go again with that sacrifice to the corn shit." Stan said while he was nosebridgepinching himself at that moment.
"Really this again with this harvest shit?" Kyle said to Stan in a low whisper.
"Hey SSSHHHAARROONN come here and look at Miley Cyrus which she looks like a crazy ass whore right now." Randy said.
"What Randy?" Sharon said while she was wearing her glasses while she was doing the home budget.
Later on that very same night, Cut back to the police station inside BarBrady's office which the chief was seated at his desk and he was with the mayor who was seated in a black leather chair that rest in front of his desk along with her two aides and back in her green pantsuit which they were waiting for Yates, Dawson and Harris to show up right now that is when they came walking in there at last. Which they are planning to discuss about Scott Tenorman, Trent Boyett and Josh Meyers' escape and the plan of action to catch those little troublemaking brats which in the mayor's mind that she knows better about these idiots' work ethics around here and silently praying for Mysterion returns at that moment.
"Well gentlemen, what is your plan to catch those little punks from hell before they can bring carnage to this town which I'm wants normalcy in this town for once?!" McDaniels angrily hisses out loud while she was giving that infamous look that had formed on her face to them for a quick second.
"Well Mayor, you worry much about the littlest things that come across you all time, let us do our jobs for once?!" Yates had answered back in an uncaring tone voice that is when the mayor turned to look at him with those angry glaring eyes of hers and raised her left hand in the air to only made a whatever motion with it to brushes his insult away which that is when she has some of her own to fires back at him.
"Oh really Harrison, You don't think being mayor is not very stressful which it is because I'm have to deal with you all which you are idiots along with the disasters and weird stuff that plagues our town on a daily basis?!" McDaniels answered back with a frown was shown upon her face at that moment.
"Geez whiz, will you guys stop arguing about stupid stuff which we have a town to protect right now." BarBrady asked which both McDaniels and Yates stops arguing with each other but still giving each other death glares at that moment.
"Oh whatever I'm don't care George, let's focus on protecting our town from another ginger seize!" McDaniels replied back to his plea in a venomous tone voice and looks very angry at her top ranked officer and lover but all sudden his office phone had begins to ring which BarBrady was looking dumbfounded while everybody else in the room looks on."Are you going to answers that damned phone which it is driving me insane right now!?"
"Uh hello? Josh please turns yourself in along with the other escapees to the guards of Alamosa now." BarBrady asked while he was phone while McDaniels stands next to him.
"I'm can sense that you are no longer afraid of your past officer but we will see each other very soon which I have something very special planned for you."Josh said while he is standing next to a pay phone along with Scott ad Trent and holding a roll of toilet paper in his hands at a gas station out in the country."So goodbye for now officer?" that is when he had hung the phone up in BarBrady's ear.
"Uh Hello Josh, I think that he had hanged up on me." BarBrady said to the others.
"Uh Jesus Christ George, why did you asked for a trance of the call which we can find these little bastards rather quickly but no you are a complete idiot." McDaniels begins to angry protests while looking very annoyed and angry at that moment.
"I'm sorry Martha which it did not come to my mind at the last second."BarBrady instantly replied back at her protests.
"Sorry will not catch on this time you got to be fucking kidding me right now that we have them in our gasp but you let go you idiot! McDaniels growled loudly while looking very pissed right now.
To Be Continued
Author's notes: Sorry for the wait which I changes stuff while I'm writing it out due to Miley Cyrus' mind fuck performance at The MTV's VMA and the title of the chapter is take on Robin Thicke's song Blurred Lines which he performed with Miley at the VMA which I'm wanted to added in along with the references of Episode Britney's New Look about the harvest. But on to Chapter 3 so enjoy.
