Love is more than a word

(or sumthin like that -~-' )

`=I'm dedicatin this to all dem who replied and commented. Also to any Pein's reading this…lmao.='

Ren: Yeah this is meh commets *- ~~words~~-*

(and our very special guest person) Pein : good lord, my comments, which there will be many!, are like this -=-~~words~~ -=-

Ren: HERE WE GOOOOOOO!

Pein: *mumbles* what does Zetsu see in her?

Pein awoke to a knock on his door. He looked at his clock. 7:30 a.m. He moaned and turned so his face was smothered by pillow.

Someone knocked again. Pein covered his head with yet another pillow.

The knock came again. Pein emitted a low subtle growl. 'Persistent little thing…' Pein thought, his grey eyes peering just over the softness of his pillow.

Pein soon looked at his clock, gripping his pillow trying very, VERY hard not to murder someone. 8:15 a.m.

'this has been going on way too long.' Pein thought, once again riling himself up.

" Leader-sama, un. You might want to get up, something has happened in you're village…hn"

Pein made that growl type noise again but subtle wasn't exactly the correct word this time. No, it was loud enough to send a certain blonde-artist scurrying down the hall like Zetsu at the mention of "Weed-X".

-=- What the heck is 'Weed-X ' if I may quarry?-=-

*-well I really don't know the name of any weed killer…so I made one up. ^w^' -*

-=- lovely… she AD-Libs T::T I feel perfectly safe letting you do this. -=-

*-you sure should now on with the story ^w^-*

Pein rose up from his comfterbly soft bed, (*- I know you wish you had his bed ^w^-*) looked toward the mirror and almost wet himself at what he found staring back. Pein was never ever one to be vain or beauty-obsessed, but after that last night he decided that he should probably be careful of how he looked. He had a girl to impress and the way he looked, no one'd be interested in him, unless he, for some unknown reason, met some poor wretch that'd take up some random hobo off the corner.

'hn, no wonder Hidan seems to have so many love-interests.' Pein thought chuckling as he ran his hands though his god-like alburn hair, freshly washed. He slipped on his clothes, walked past his small mirror, paused and back-tracked so that he was seen. He had once saw Hidan slick back his hair and make some clicking noise like some unidentified species of beetle. All the girls around giggled and one even fainted.

' heh, if Hidan can do it, well so can I !' Pein reasoned with himself. Well he tried…hard, and he sucked… harder. Pein sighed as his hair returned to his natural spiked bed-head way. He walked out of his personal room on his way to breakfast. He stopped past Konan's room and decided that he might just have it in his heart to grant her wish early.

-=- And what, my little Ren, might that mean? -=-

*- oh I can't say. My lucky little readers won't be getting any spoilers…-*

-=- this isn't incest… is it?-=-

*- Pein Pein Pein… Pein Pein Pein…. Pein. Very few good fanfic.s aren't. You have Oh so much to learn. -*

-=- wha- What! S-so Konan and I will…-=-

*- eventually my friend =3. But you're lucky, I think I only rated this T or sumthin…-*

-=- oh.. if you do do something like that can you, uh. //::// you know… -=-

*- don't worry, We'll bring you back for that chapter… kays^-^ -*

He checked that there was absolutely no one there, he cracked Konan's room slightly open so that he was able to see her. She was asleep on her normal sea-blue bed curled up around her teddy bear that Pein had given her the past valentines day. He sighed in a strangely lustful way. He smirked at his angel looking so…so…

"Angelic, beautiful, picturesque, exquisite, scenic, stunning, attractive…" Pein was about to continue on with his positive array of words befitting his beloved, er secret beloved, but he was abruptly disturbed by Sasori's slight chuckle as he leaned on the adjacent wall.

" It seems she has accomplished phase one of your demise."

" Demise?" Pein questioned, "How on Earth can such an…an angel bring anything less that happiness?"

" I'm quite surprised at how blind you've become, Pein. I actually believed that you wouldn't hit this stage until well after she and you had… well when she tapped into your mind." Sasori sighed walking down the hallway his arms crossed behind his back like some sort of elder.

"Tapped into my mind?" Pein asked emotion actually beginning to show on his face. Said emotion was curiosity.

-=- hey… didn't that kill a cat? Hey! I don't want to die!-=-

*- My friend… Satisfaction brought it back…-*

-=-oh…-=-

" Yes… you see I have never had interactions allowing this sort of mental communication, but I do believe that Kakuzu has had such relations. He is quite wise himself."

Pein watched Sasori's fading back as he entered the main room. Tobi was being his hyper self and Kisame was doing the usual labors of cooking and stuffs. Everyone else was occupied doing whatever they were usually doing. Pein slowly made his way over to Kakuzu and Hidan who was over by the smallish kitchen area.

" And so like all of a sudden he looked at me and was like ' I said I wanted to sleep' desu, so I was like ' well I'm not bothering you desu so like it's not my problem You're online girlfriend dumped you.' And so like he's blaming me for everything desu."

" What was her screen name?"

" It was like 'Sakura_bloom' or something like that." The shark-like figure sighed unrolling the bamboo cooking mat. Pein simply leaned over on the wall and said, " What kind of parent names their child Sakura-bloom? It cancels it's self out… dummies."

"Uh… someone's screen name isn't always their real name Leader-donno…" Kakuzu scoffed.

"hey, Kakuzu… Sasori told me you knew of some telepathy that goes on between lovers at one point or something like that.".

Kisame dropped his knife and was starring at the table, his pale face became paler that normal.

" I-I know of such relations…"

" Oh really! Good. Explain ,Kisame ,how do these relations work."

" Well…" Kisame began.

*- and just because I'm quite sure EVERYONE who's old enough to read this has had the 'birds and bees' talk we'll just skip said conversation shall we? -*

-=-fudge… I kinda wanted to hear that-=-

*-…o-0 gee Pein, that was sooooooo needed to be said.-*

Pein looked at Kisame in disgust, The same kind of look that a random passerby would give Zetsu after watching him devour his meal. He had never been so disgusted EVER! Even Zetsu, who was according to many popularity polls (*- unfairly -*) was the most repulsive member by far had a hard time eating his hand he'd saved from the day before.

"Y-you did that? With some…chick?" Hidan questioned so shocked his palette of rainbow words became dull and Tobi-friendly.

"Well eventually everyone does. I guess…" Kisame shrugged seemingly more comfortable know having said so. Pein was still unable to speak. No one had ever told him that. No one ever explained the way babies were created. Now he was having second thoughts about Konan and her present.

'what if that's what she wanted?' He thought. He wanted to picture it… but he didn't. He wanted it to happen… but he didn't. He wanted Konan to long for him… But he really didn't wanna.

"Hey Leader-sama. You ?" A female voice asked from behind. She herself looked grossed out.

'did she hear the conversation?' Pein thought.

She laughed and turned to make her normal cup of tea.

Pein smiled one of those wired smiles as Konan left. Pein blinked as Konan waved good-bye. Pein decided to follow her back to her room. As he rounded the corner to her room he heard the one most disturbing thing ever.

And that thing you will learn about next time ^w^

THE END ^^

(of chapter 2)

-=-that's it!-=-

*- yea.-*

-=- alright then I'll be back 4 the yuri?-=-

*- no no hentai. I'm not writing yuri… EVER.-*

-=- yeah yea whatever…-=-

*- heh heh rate and comment :D -*