...

So

Here I am again.

Unfortunately.

You know that I think you're stupid for continuing to read this right?

Good.

Just as long as you know.

Why must you still be here? Don't you have a life? Oh wait. My apologizes. That was a stupid question; you don't have a life. Instead of going out and doing something productive, you're wasting your time on the Internet reading some poor kids' "dairy."

Ugh. What a terrible word.

Dairy.

Just typing the word makes me want to puke. It's disgusting. Anko needs to use a better word for this.

Yes.

A much more masculine word.


Sasuke,

Don't forget to thank your reviewers and followers. It will help you stop being afraid of human interaction and make you more social! EMBRACE THEIR LOVE FOR YOU! ACCEPT IT!

Anko


She's on some type of trippy drug or something, I swear. I mean really, why would I need to thank stupid people. I didn't ask them to review or follow like I've see some people on this website do.

Talk about fishing for complements much.

If anything I should be questioning their intelligence because apparently, being able to read and comprehend words is too much for their tiny brains to handle.

Tch. What part of DON'T READ THIS and SERIOUSLY. YOUR BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING is difficult to understand? Like I said before, your curiosity will one day KILL you. You know how that stupid saying goes.

Curiosity killed the snake, or something like that.

But that is exactly what will happen if you continue to not use your brains.

But it's okay, you can do it. Use that tiny thing you call a brain. I believe in you.

Actually, no I don't. I still think your stupid.

Especially those people who reviewed. You're just all kinds of special right there.

Lidsworth commented on how the last entry was funny and how they loved it.

Is my pain and problems funny to you lidsworth? You're a sick and twisted person. I'm ashamed. I would never do something so sick and twisted. That's as absurd as me going around on a rampant killing spree to enact revenge on someone, vowing to kill them. Absolutely ridiculous.

And lidsworth wasn't the only one too lazy to sign into their account, Ice Dragon reviewed under guest too, saying that Anko is the "best therapist ever."

….

You, my friend, need to stop taking whatever meds you taking currently. It's affecting you ability to judge people, because Anko is the absolute WORST THERAPIST EVER!


Ice Dragon,

Isn't Sasuke just a stupid moron? Obviously he's so shaken up by the incident that he can't tell what an amazing therapist and person I am. At least I know there's one smart person out there who knows my awesomeness.

I LOVE YOU!

Anko :D


Riiiight.I'M the stupid moron. So sorry for the misunderstanding. I MUST be stupid or something.


Good job Sasuke! Admitting and accepting your problems is the first step to recovery!

Anko


You stupid woman! I was being sarcastic.

Why do I even bother? She's not going to listen anyways. I don't understand her, nor do I ever want to understand what goes on in that mess she calls a mind.

Speaking of not understanding.

DreamAngel2713. What do you mean, "Thank god Sasuke is perfectly in character?"

Of course I'm "in character." I AM the one typing this.

Tch.

Not only do you find my pain amusing, but apparently you also think that I'm some pathetic sixteen-year-old girl who has nothing better to do with her life than write a story about a fictional character. That is absolutely absurd and pathetic. You're just re-


What Sasuke means to say is, THANK YOU! He really appreciates your reviews and looks forward to more in the future. Also a very big thank you to:

JuliaAbadeerSkellington

faceless killer

tap-is-life

For following and faving Sasuke's dairy entries. He really does appreciate it.

Anko :3


WOMAN! I already told you that these are not diary entries. This is definitely more masculine than the pathetic diary entries of a little girl.

Tch.

Stupid, all of you.


A/N!

Hello minions of the interweb! I just wanted to point out (before people start getting mad at me and all) that everything that "Sasuke says" in these diary entries should be taken with a grain of salt. I repeat. TAKE THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT! I'm not really insulting your intelligence (I do really believe that you are very intellectual individuals), and I do believe that you have a life. And I am really grateful for your reviews and everything.

So for those of you who don't understand that, just get out. If you're going to be insulted by this, then I don't need you leaving reviews on how I'm being rude by calling people "stupid" and "retarded" through my stories. You just don't understand, and I'm sorry that you can't take a joke nor can you understand the meaning of character development. You should really fix that or else you won't get anywhere in life.

But! For those of you who do understand, I thank you IMMENSELY and hope you continue to read my story. I LOVE YOU ALL! :3

And i promise that I will DEFINITELY get to the plot line next chapter. Characters might also become OCC, but i will try my hardest to make sure that it doesn't happen. But eh. Sometimes these things are unavoidable. Le sigh. Such is life.

-xITSx