A/N: I noticed some people wondering why I made Canada deaf. It just seems fitting, all he would hear is silence and being the shy adorableness that is Canada, he is quiet too. So here is Canada's resume!
Job Resume
Advice Columnist
Last Name:
Williams
First Name:
Matthew
Why are you applying for this job?
I need money, and I often give good advice.
Previous experience:
When my friends are stressed, they rant to me. Well, it's more like they rant out loud and don't even realize that I'm still in the room. I give them my advice after I calm them down and convince them that I am not a ghost or body less voice. I also wrote for the school newspaper in high school.
Qualifications:
I have a clean record (except for that one time I beat someone up with my hockey stick but he was verbally attacking me so it was out of defense!). I'm deaf but all of these questions will be in writing and I can read lips pretty well.
What makes you stand out among the other job applicants?
I'm very quiet which results in me being more of an observer. I can observe people and analyze their problems. I also know fluent Canadian-French.
Previous education:
I averaged a B in high school. My teachers would print out notes for me because of my disability (though they often forgot to hand it to me) but I still took individual notes. None of my teachers really noticed me, but I stayed in class even though that was the perfect chance to just skip, so that proves that I am hard working. I did exceptionally well in English and Psychology.
Interests:
Making pancakes, adopting and caring for endangered animals (I currently have a young polar bear under my care which is another reason I need this job. Polar bears eat A LOT!)
How have you benefited your community?
I volunteer at the pound, participate in community projects and little things like open doors for strangers and help old ladies cross the street (I'm being serious!).
Letter of Recommendation
Dear Job-givers,
Hello! I'm Feliks Łukasiewicz, a friend and sort of co-worker with Matthew. He was totally bugging me to write this letter thingy for him because he plans ahead like that.
Anyways, he worked on the school newspaper with me back in high school (ugh, that makes me sound like really old). He wrote the advice column and helped me with the gossip section. A quiet guy like him is totally useful because he can slip into gossip circles like some sort of spy! The fact that he's deaf doesn't even faze him! I didn't even realize he was deaf until I made him watch an episode of My Little Pony with me. I don't know why he doesn't apply for the gossip corner. He said he would much rather help people with their problems than spread their problems, but whatever y'know? I guess that earns him niceness points or something like that.
Oh, I'm getting off topic! Anyways, he is a hard worker, thinks through everything, gives great advice, is the sweetest little fellah ever and would never try to hurt someone. He is perfect for fixing people's problems and junk. So hire him or else I will sic my pony army on you!
Lots of love,
Feliks Łukasiewicz
A/N: I don't think this is up to par in terms of humor but I needed to write one for Canada before I forgot him (no joke intended XD).
I've noticed that a lot of people write Canada as comically invisible. He's perfectly visible, just not very noticeable. I'm partially Canada as in I am really quiet in class and teachers forget me a lot. I was absent once because I was sick and only 3 out of my 7 teachers counted me absent. (I don't know how everyone else does attendance but I go to a high school with over 4,000 students. Our teachers just count everyone present and point out who is absent).
Please request me a character through PM or review!
