"UORYA!!!" Reno slammed himself against the door. "She jumped out the fucking window, Rude!!! THE WINDOW!!!" Reno stood with his back to the door. He sighed and slid down to the floor. "the window..."

"I'm sure we'll find her. How hard could it be to miss Ryu?" Rude shrugged and stared at the door. "Let's kick it down." He looked at Reno. The redhead stared at him with emerald green eyes, absolutely confused. Rude was VERY OOC today.

"Er... okay. On three. One... Two..." Reno grinned crazily. On two, he flicked out his shockstick and charged at the door.

BANG!!!

"Reno???" Rude waved one hand in front of his face in attempt to move the dust and ash out of his line of vision. "God DAMMIT? What happened to 'Three'?" Rude felt around and slammed face first into the door frame.

Reno smirked at Rude from Ryu's former abode, which was free of dust two feet away from the door. "Having fun? Partner?" The redhead grinned and looked in the direction of the window. "Ah. She didn't get to far, did she?" Reno peered out the window. There outside he saw Ryu clinging to the side of the building still seven yards off the ground. "Hey Ryu-chan?" Reno called to her in a sing-songy voice. "Need some help? You always were a bad climber!"

Ryu stared at him in awe and then in pure loathing. The only reason she hadn't jumped was... what was it again?

Ryu: Why the hell haven't I jumped yet?
ShoulderAngel: Because you truly do care about Reno! That's why you saved him awhile back!!! You truly care!
ShoulderDevil: THE SHOCK COULD BREAK YOUR LEGS!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT RETARDED DRUNK!!!! Dumb angel. You know nothing!!!! HAHAHA!

Well, for whatever reason, love or shock, Ryu stared at Reno. "What? DID I ASK FOR YOUR HELP?" Ryu yelled at Reno. When she yelled however, her right hand slipped off the wall of the building. "AAAHH!!!"

"Ryu!" Reno dove out the window, scurrying down the few feet to grab Ryu's hand before she fell. Reno and Ryu were hanging out the 5th story window, supported by the hold Reno had on the sill with his foot.

"Damn it... I'm... slipping... Ryu!" Reno winced as he heard the wood of the windowsill snap from their combined weight. (Not to mention it was completely scorched from the recent fire)

"RENO!!" Ryu yelled. They had about five more yards to fall. Reno pulled Ryu to him and held her to his chest, his back facing the ground. The impact could severely injure him, and he knew this. Back it up, here. Why was Reno saving her? All she'd ever do was hate him.

"Ryu! Hold on!" Reno could sense the ground flying up at them. Reno decided to prepare for a probably sudden and painful death. "Ryu! If we die, or I die, I wanted to let you know!! I have always liked you!" He yelled.

"I know, Reno!" Ryu yelled, knowing exactly what Reno was trying to do. "I always hated you too Reno!!!" She smirked and stood up. They had hit the ground about five minutes before. The rush Reno felt, the ground flying up at him? It was the shock. A climber like Reno wouldnt just die from a fall like that. It would take a helicopter fall for that.

"Now. I am leaving. Have a nice time, you pathetic Turk." Ryu dove for her motorcycle. It was fast. Faster than Fenrir, in fact. Her motorcycle was a Fenrir Hybrid. Actually, Fenrir Hybrid VER. 3.0... oh well. The little details, I suppose.

"RYU!!!" Reno attempted to stand to chase her, but the shock had given him temporary jelly legs. "RUDE GET DOWN HERE! I THINK I NEED HELP!" Reno looked at Rude as he walked from what was formerly the back exit to the building. "I need a piggyback ride..."

"WHAT?!?!?"


Funny. I thought so at least. Enjoy! (This means you too northsky!!!) Comment if you want to. Actually, SEPHIROTH DEMANDS YOUR COMMENT!!!! OR ELSE YOU WILL TASTE THE COLD STEEL OF MASAMUNE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Kay bye.