This is bad.

REALLY BAD.

He just came back from the World Meeting and the news has already spread around to his family like the worst era of the Bubonic Plague. Japan thought it was the right thing to not keep it as a 'secret' from the whole family so he decided to call everyone, from Thailand to Mongolia to Taiwan… practically everyone!

China heaved a sigh as he rubbed his poor sore eye. He has been through hectic callings from the other nations (and also from his boss, how troublesome). But few days passed by after the incident and things kind of died down. He hasn't received any calls or mails so he was pretty much settled.

However, he was wrong.

Right in front of his computer screen was the worst witnessing event he had ever seen…

Korea: Hey! Hey! Did everyone hear it?! Aniki acknowledges me! YIPPEE!

China continued to stare at the screen as he watched the chatting blog window site.

Taiwan: Haaa~ Really? I'm quite shocked when Japan called me about the news.

Thailand: It is, ana~ I'm having a feeling that China would go hysteric by now.

Korea: What are you talking about?! Aniki loves me!

Mongolia:… I'm really going to question whether what you say is real or not.

Korea: Do you doubt me that Aniki cares about me?! Didn't you check Prussia's blog?

Mongolia: Well, Japan did send me that audio through e-mail…

Korea: You see! He likes me!

Mongolia: Oh be quiet Korea! Stop acting so childish!

Korea: Who's being childish?! You're being childish!

Thailand: Uhmm… calm down Mongolia. ^^; You too Korea.

Mongolia: I'll calm down when this little rascal would stop acting like a darn pest.

Korea: I claim Mongolia's breasts because he's acting like a dildo!

Thailand: Haaaa –sighs in defeat-

Mongolia: WHA?! What the hell is wrong with you?! Be more respectful to your elders! And stop being a vulgar child.

Taiwan: -watches with amusement-

Korea: Never! –sticks out tongue- Big brother Korea is never a child!

Mongolia: Why you little--

The conversation continued with the exchanged rantings and insults between Mongolia and Korea. China had to leave the chatting room just to save himself from going into insanity.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" The Chinese man busted into desperation as he flung his head under his arms. As he continued to mumble under his breath, Hong Kong entered the room with a tray full of delicate china. He looked at his older brother, feeling slight pity for him.

"Need some green tea?" Hong Kong said as he offered a cup of green tea in front of the sobbing Chinese man. As he poked his head out from his arms, China slowly took the cup, thanking Hong Kong in Mandarin as he took the warm drink into his body. He could feel the delightful warmth spreading in his upper chest body as Yao relaxed.

Hong Kong took awhile of silence before he spoke again. "Are you really that bothered by the rumours going on between you and Korea, da ge? You really shouldn't give it too much thought into it."

China flinched as he glared back at his youngest sibling of his family. "Hong Kong, this is seriously bad news! Everyone are still talking about it like there's no tomorrow! You realized that, don't you?!" Hong Kong just merely shrugged off in response.

"Tsk. What a typical response from you. Of course it wouldn't concern to you since it's about me." A sigh escaped from his mouth as he was sitting there; seemingly he was lost of thoughts, thinking of something. A hit of idea caught his attention as he shot up from his sit, scaring the poor Hong Kong from his small chore work.

"I got it! I finally got it!" screamed China.

"What did you got it? Did you find the legendary fortune from the Lucky Cat or something?" said Hong Kong sarcastically.

Yao ignored at the joke as he began to contemplate his plan. "I finally got a way to take revenge on Prussia." His expression turned dark and scary as he rubbed his hands together like a madman. His little brother, however, grew his eyes with fear at the sinister atmosphere that was released.

"D-dai gou! You aren't serious what I'm thinking you'll be going to do to him... are you?"

If Hong Kong was living in some horror movie scenario, he would have hear the creepy creaking sound as China's neck slowly twisted to his direction, his smile all twisted and malicious.

"Oh, but Hong Kong, Prussia needs to learn all the life lessons and the cause and the effects on one person's actions. The teachings of karma shall not be ignored. Prussia will receive his punishment and he WILL learn his lesson from now on." He laughed as he walked out to the hallways, talking about nonsense things about balance and good versus bad. Hong Kong could only shake his head before he went back cleaning off the room.

To be continued.

Author's notes: I finally get to finish this! :D Oh China, what are you planning on poor Gilbert? I hope you enjoyed this segment. ^^ I don't know any mandarin or Cantonese words so I hope I translated the mandarin for big brother right. Please let me know for any errors or concerns in this story. Oh, and I'm not sure if anyone knows this, but there's a small sketch of a Mongolian character from one of Himaruya's ASEAN chibi sketch, along Taiwan, Thailand Tibet, etc. I heard it was Mongolia, not sure, maybe because of a particular hat he was wearing or it was announced by Himaruya himself? ^^;

I liked how I described Korea insulting Mongolia as a dildo. x)

P.S. Thanks for everyone for correcting the Mandarin word for brother. :D I seemed to put the translation word for Cantonese instead of Mandarin. x;; It's 'Da ge', not 'dai guo'.

Mandarin Translations:

Da ge: Big Brother