Davecat sits, curling his tail around his paws as he looks over at Johncat. "Meow. Meow Dave meow..." he paws the floor. "Purr."
Dave smiles, meowing back at John and ruffling his hair. Damn he's cute.
The cats, after observing this adorable display of the bigger beings(because obviously they find our shenanigans adorable)decided to marry them
Davecat would be the ceremonial meowbeast of fortune, standing on both of their heads at once, and Johncat would be the pastor to marry them and stuff.
Dave wondered what the f*** the cat was doing on his head. What?
"Meow moew mrow meow purrr. Meaow?"
Translation for Johncats talk:
Do you, dear soldier, take this other being as your mate?
Meanwhile, John and Dave were too busy aww'ing over the adorable that were on their heads and in front of them.
"Hey Dave."
"yeus?"
"Have you noticed that john cat looks like he's marrying us?"
"dunno man, I mean, what kind of marriage needs one cat on top of both their heads to get married?"
"Say yes."
"Meow."
The irony of that was that yes, they were being married by a former cat-general and a ceremonial meow beast of fortune.
Davecat, because he's Dave but as a cat, suddenly finds a craving for AJ and walks off the moment drunk Dave, because this is a proper cat marriage goddamnit kisses the John.
"I now pronounce you mate and other mate." Meows Johncat,
Meanwhile, John is a bit overwhelmed at the fact that Dave is kissing him cause he's not a homosexual and-GODDAMMIT STOP IT.
He suddenly tries to push Dave away, but Dave, in his drunken state, decides to shift to hugging him, and a conversation between the two happens.
"JooOooohn we're married now, so we have to keep kissing!"
"Da-Get off!-I'm not gay!"
"Like hell you aren't."
"Dude! seriously! I'm not gay!"
At that point, Dave is becoming a bit sober, and decided to shut John up with another kiss.
And then it deepens.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
and then Johncat, after looking at their shenanigans for a while, decides to follow dave cat to the kitchen.
The irony of that was that yes, they were being married by a former cat-general and a ceremonial meow beast of fortune.
Davecat, because he's Dave but as a cat, suddenly finds a craving for AJ and walks off the moment drunk Dave, because this is a proper cat marriage goddamnit kisses the John.
"I now pronounce you mate and other mate." Meows Johncat,
Meanwhile, John is a bit overwhelmed at the fact that Dave is kissing him cause he's not a homosexual and-GODDAMMIT STOP IT.
He suddenly tries to push Dave away, but Dave, in his drunken state, decides to shift to hugging him, and a conversation between the two happens.
"JooOooohn we're married now, so we have to keep kissing!"
"Da-Get off!-I'm not gay!"
"Like hell you aren't."
"Dude! seriously! I'm not gay!"
At that point, Dave is becoming a bit sober, and decided to shut John up with another kiss.
And then it deepens.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
and then Johncat, after looking at their shenanigans for a while, decides to follow dave cat to the kitchen.
