"Over the hills and far away, Teletubbies come to play."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"Tinky-Winkie!"
"Dipsy!"
"La-La!"
"Po!"
"Help me!!"
"Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say hello!"
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!!"
I was stuck in Teletubbie Land, otherwise known as one of the Hells that exists on Earth. They had tied me up to a tree. Dipsy was standing nearby to make sure I didn't escape.
I didn't know why I was here. I hated the show and made fun of it all the time, but I never said anything to their faces. Now, I was actually in the show, and they were all laughing at me. I was so confused.
There were two things I was worried about: What were these freaks going to do to me, and how was I going to get out of there.
As I tried to break free, La-La hit me on the head with a plastic shovel. "Eh, oh!" all of the Teletubbies said.
"What the hell was that for??" I shouted.
All four of the freaks covered their mouths with both of their hands.
"Oh, I said a bad word. Too much for you to handle?" I snapped.
"Naughty Noo-Noo!" they said.
"I AM NOT A FN VACCUUM CLEANER!!" I screamed. "NOW, GET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU ASSHOLES!!" I was starting to get really tired of standing.
Po ran into the weird house thingy. She came back with a HUGE bar of soap. With help from her friends, she shoved the soap into my mouth. I was forced to swallow it. Within minutes, I began feeling sick.
It was awful, and if that wasn't enough, three of them turned on the televisions on their stomachs and made me watch stuff on Baby First TV. Tinky-Winkie, meanwhile, was shoving toast down my throat. It was a horrible experience, and I seriously thought I was going to die.
